isnt it so cute how in love with jack that sarcasm is? he just cannot let a day go by without talking to him or about him. sarcasm spends literally hours a day trying to get jack to talk to him. just so he can say he talked to a pro. he spends days and days constantly thinking of jack and how he can get jack to care in one way or another.
god, what a pathetic existence that must be. to spend your entire working day thinking about one man. hmmm, says a little something about you sarcasm.