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Croatch

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Brutal delivery!
« on: April 10, 2006, 01:07:52 PM »
I was getting a big package today from the UPS lady and asked her if she needed a hand.  When she said, "I can manage."  I replied, "MONSTER TRICEPS!"  She was confused, but got the oversized box anyway.
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2006, 01:08:40 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on April 10, 2006, 01:07:52 PM
I was getting a big package today from the UPS lady and asked her if she needed a hand.  When she said, "I can manage."  I replied, "MONSTER TRICEPS!"  She was confused, but got the oversized box anyway.
was she hot?
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2006, 01:09:22 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on April 10, 2006, 01:07:52 PM
I was getting a big package today from the UPS lady and asked her if she needed a hand.  When she said, "I can manage."  I replied, "MONSTER TRICEPS!"  She was confused, but got the oversized box anyway.

  Hahahahaha.... ;D I love that kind of humor.
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2006, 01:10:14 PM »
haha, good story.

So you were "getting the big package" were ya?  ;D
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2006, 01:10:31 PM »
'Real World applications of stuff you learn on GETBIG'  ;D

I saw a kid in my gym overhead tricep pressing a 20 lb Db with both hands, and I couldn;t help but think MONSTER TRICEPS
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2006, 01:11:22 PM »
Wat was in the special package???? "special" supplements???
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Croatch

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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2006, 01:19:05 PM »
No, she wasn't hot.  It was a computer.
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2006, 01:22:15 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on April 10, 2006, 01:19:05 PM
No, she wasn't hot.  It was a computer.
that sucks there used to be this fucking HOT blonde fed ex bitch who used to come to a place i used to work at, it was funny she would come to the doors and literally every dude in the place would be up there within a minute.
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2006, 01:23:22 PM »
Quote from: sarcasm on April 10, 2006, 01:22:15 PM
that sucks there used to be this fucking HOT blonde fed ex bitch who used to come to a place i used to work at, it was funny she would come to the doors and literally every dude in the place would be up there within a minute.

 Please don't misuse "literally". I'm quite sure that everyone wasn't there in a minute. ::)
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2006, 01:23:57 PM »
Quote from: sarcasm on April 10, 2006, 01:22:15 PM
that sucks there used to be this fucking HOT blonde fed ex bitch who used to come to a place i used to work at, it was funny she would come to the doors and literally every dude in the place would be up there within a minute.


guess you dont' get many fed ex women at your home job when you sit in your moldy underwear all day talking shit hhahahaha OWNED!
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LuciusFox

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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2006, 01:25:04 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on April 10, 2006, 01:23:57 PM

guess you dont' get many fed ex women at your home job when you sit in your moldy underwear all day talking shit hhahahaha OWNED!

 Hahahahaha...sarcasm has fecesinhisface.... ;D
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2006, 01:36:10 PM »
When people start using Getbig "lingo" in everyday life you gotta realize there's a problem :-\!!
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onlyme

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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2006, 01:47:51 PM »
I had a UPS lady getting ready to handle my huge package.  I asked if she needed help.  She looks up to me and says "no I want to do it by myself"  I replied MONSTER MOUTH!  She looked confused but handled it.   ;D
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brianX

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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2006, 01:52:11 PM »
brutal tourette's syndrome
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2006, 01:56:51 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on April 10, 2006, 01:47:51 PM
I had a UPS lady getting ready to handle my huge package.  I asked if she needed help.  She looks up to me and says "no I want to do it by myself"  I replied MONSTER MOUTH!  She looked confused but handled it.   ;D

awesome :D

if she soon replied "monster money shot"  then we know she's a getbigger.
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2006, 02:01:00 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on April 10, 2006, 01:36:10 PM
When people start using Getbig "lingo" in everyday life you gotta realize there's a problem :-\!!

 What's the problem? It's not like he was rude to her.
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Re: Brutal delivery!
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2006, 02:04:51 PM »
lol, ive been sarcastically referring to things as 'monstrous' and 'brutal' in real life lately as well...i get a kick out of it, thats all that matters to me.
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