Author Topic: Today I was Numchuckered (Read 13590 times)

Jean Francois · « **on:** April 12, 2006, 06:34:10 AM »

To me as I write i know that this is to be true and thats all about it.

I am

Dr. Shock · « **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2006, 06:39:16 AM »

Is this the REAL Jean Francois?? Back to regale us with your outstanding sex stories??!!

Dingleberry · « **Reply #2 on:** April 12, 2006, 06:45:11 AM »

Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 06:34:10 AM

I am

well, finish the sentence ... "a loser"

Jean Francois · « **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2006, 06:45:19 AM »

Bat of course my friend. It has been quite sometime for us all myself included as you can imagine for this!

I have many many stories to share with you my friends

I am

Jean Francois · « **Reply #4 on:** April 12, 2006, 06:50:54 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 12, 2006, 06:45:11 AM

well, finish the sentence ... "a loser"

hahahaha If you describe 'a loser' as a man above men yet behind women clenching their tiny waistes and giving them ultimate pleasure and a legacy throughout the ages

then so be it

I am

Dingleberry · « **Reply #5 on:** April 12, 2006, 06:52:31 AM »

Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 06:50:54 AM

hahahaha If you describe 'a loser' as a man above men yet behind women clenching their tiny waistes and giving them ultimate pleasure and a legacy throughout the ages

then so be it

I am

haha, although completely full of shit, it was funny.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #6 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:00:38 AM »

i bow to him for the pimp that he is and can be all he can....for..

he is...

Jean Francois · « **Reply #7 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:11:46 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 12, 2006, 06:52:31 AM

haha, although completely full of shit, it was funny.

You may remember Marie Claude......my first love who was tragically killed whilst skiing alpes du nord with her twin sister Marie Claire? Their beauty melting the snow around them turning it to ice and allowing Jean Francois a peak under their elf costumes?

Before I tell you this amazing story my friend you must remember the heartache that these memories stir deep inside Jean Francois Papion!

I was spending a week at my chalet not 20 miles from where the tagedy took place. I took only you know the bare supplies, my ski suit, champagne, and 27 robes...oh and of course a bath bomb from the body shop where I met Claudine Michel the 17 year old clerk who smelt of the finest strawberries. I said to her hello my love.................... ........................ ........................ ........................ .................I am...................... ........................ ......................Je an Francois Papion,

it was for this that she wept in my arms and Jean Francois recieved the Bath Bomb for cost

I am

War-Horse · « **Reply #8 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:20:02 AM »

You are " Pepe la pu" from the looney toons cartoon

Watch out little kitty cats, make sure a bucket of white paint doesnt fall on you as you walk under the ladder.

Skunks are coolll.................. .No???

Jean Francois · « **Reply #9 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:22:53 AM »

Here I am driving my trusty car 'pussy' to the orphanage where Jean Francois guides the children of the world to these things

I am

LuciusFox · « **Reply #10 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:23:20 AM »

Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:11:46 AM

You may remember Marie Claude......my first love who was tragically killed whilst skiing alpes du nord with her twin sister Marie Claire? Their beauty melting the snow around them turning it to ice and allowing Jean Francois a peak under their elf costumes?

Before I tell you this amazing story my friend you must remember the heartache that these memories stir deep inside Jean Francois Papion!

I was spending a week at my chalet not 20 miles from where the tagedy took place. I took only you know the bare supplies, my ski suit, champagne, and 27 robes...oh and of course a bath bomb from the body shop where I met Claudine Michel the 17 year old clerk who smelt of the finest strawberries. I said to her hello my love.................... ........................ ........................ ........................ .................I am...................... ........................ ......................Je an Francois Papion,

it was for this that she wept in my arms and Jean Francois recieved the Bath Bomb for cost

I am

I don't know who this is, but brilliant work

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #11 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:24:56 AM »

Jean Francois fucked his first girl at 13..

he used to be a regular..

he is back..to amaze and entertain us with his tales of a lust filled life

Jean Francois · « **Reply #12 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:25:39 AM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 12, 2006, 07:23:20 AM

I don't know who this is

I am

Jean Francois · « **Reply #13 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:28:31 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on April 12, 2006, 07:24:56 AM

Jean Francois fucked his first girl at 13..

he used to be a regular..

he is back..to amaze and entertain us with his tales of a lust filled life

Bonjour my friend! It has been some time no?! hahahaha youre words are too kind and it is for this that i tell you this secret!

For me as you know and thats all about it...............a toast!

I am

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #14 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:31:30 AM »

Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:28:31 AM

For me as you know and thats all about it...............a toast!

i live vicariously thru you!

for it is that i wish that i ws able to sin like yourself!

..yesss a toast!

you are!

War-Horse · « **Reply #15 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:33:10 AM »

Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:28:31 AM

Bonjour my friend! It has been some time no?! hahahaha youre words are too kind and it is for this that i tell you this secret!

For me as you know and thats all about it...............a toast!

I am

Warhorse, not know this man. But seems nice. Warhorse been to battle for day's. Must sit back and listen to stories of Love and beauty.

drkaje · « **Reply #16 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:33:15 AM »

Ah, Mon Ami

To read you again once is a true pleasure.

Jean Francois · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:33:30 AM »

Quote from: ~flower~ on April 12, 2006, 07:26:50 AM

Jean Francois!!!

ahhhhhhhhh my blue rose from accross the waters. I still burn a candle each night for you....our flame of desire but a metaphore of the undying love I have for you.

I am

Jean Francois · « **Reply #18 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:37:19 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on April 12, 2006, 07:33:15 AM

Ah, Mon Ami

To read you again once is a true pleasure.

The good Dr. as always my friend a pleasure to share with you and thats all about it. You are trully honourable to the scripture of Jean Francois and forever in my heart. Together we will speak of tales and of course 'tails' hahahaha again soon my freind!

I am

drkaje · « **Reply #19 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:42:34 AM »

Quote from: Jean Francois on April 12, 2006, 07:37:19 AM

The good Dr. as always my friend a pleasure to share with you and thats all about it. You are trully honourable to the scripture of Jean Francois and forever in my heart. Together we will speak of tales and of course 'tails' hahahaha again soon my freind!

I am

True, so true, friends.

Jean Francios was the first to explain how much joy sodomy brings to women.

A changed man I have been and spreading joy since that day.

The Master · « **Reply #20 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:43:14 AM »

Jean Francois IS BACK!!

Giv us ze stories!

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #21 on:** April 12, 2006, 05:44:37 PM »

LMFAO 27 robes, its been too long jean francois!

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #22 on:** April 12, 2006, 06:05:45 PM »

whoever doesn't know Jean Francois around here should immediately delete their account.

I remember when he first came to GetBig, way before that poser Porn star on the sex board.

The stories he told....we laughed, we cried, we understood.

Welcome back you god among men.

War-Horse · « **Reply #23 on:** April 12, 2006, 06:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on April 12, 2006, 06:05:45 PM

whoever doesn't know Jean Francois around here should immediately delete their account.

I remember when he first came to GetBig, way before that poser Porn star on the sex board.

The stories he told....we laughed, we cried, we understood.

Welcome back you god among men.

He completes you.

nder98 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 12, 2006, 06:42:16 PM »

You are....

A fucking asshole.....