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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2018, 06:56:43 AM »

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2018, 08:18:02 AM »
WTF is going on with the lumps in the upper thighs?  Is this due to some sort of liposuction or fat implants for her arse?

Good god, she's looking rough.  Google her interview with Ellen DeGeneres.  Her ass is on pills or drunk.  She's literally off her rocker.  Feel bad for her.  She once was a pretty little airhead.

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2018, 09:08:32 AM »
Naturally attracive women don't develop discipline.  The Curse of The Hot Chick strikes again.

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2018, 09:36:48 AM »
What do you expect from a typical 37yr old.
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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2018, 09:37:12 AM »
Would still motorboat  :P

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2018, 10:03:35 AM »
god damn   :-\

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2018, 10:07:29 AM »
WTF is going on with the lumps in the upper thighs?  Is this due to some sort of liposuction or fat implants for her arse?

Good god, she's looking rough.  Google her interview with Ellen DeGeneres.  Her ass is on pills or drunk.  She's literally off her rocker.  Feel bad for her.  She once was a pretty little airhead.

I think it's just "jiggle" and the camera caught it at the right time. She clearly doesn't give a fuck though.

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2018, 10:30:18 AM »
White woman in general age like shit.

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2018, 10:40:14 AM »
Would still motorboat  :P

Among other things.

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2018, 10:55:44 AM »
I really liked her when she was in her prime so I'd still motorboat that shit too.


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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2018, 11:02:44 AM »
Just another lazy broad who never had to work for much of anything, so as another says, her discipline is nowhere and her fall is dramatic.

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2018, 11:09:58 AM »
Stil looks good. Nothing wrong with that look.
Would hit, would absolutely hit. Yesss I would.

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2018, 11:30:07 AM »
Her weight fluctuates a lot in a short amount of time.  She can get really thin and then she's fat and sloppy a few month later.  I know she has shit out a couple of kids so that's a factor.

Still no excuse.  Run on the hamster wheel or something.



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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2018, 12:34:28 PM »
Her weight fluctuates a lot in a short amount of time.  She can get really thin and then she's fat and sloppy a few month later.  I know she has shit out a couple of kids so that's a factor.

Still no excuse.  Run on the hamster wheel or something.




That pic is 20 years old broseph, she ain't ever going to get that look back. Age comes for us all.

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2018, 12:40:10 PM »
She's a pig, age isn't an excuse.


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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2018, 12:43:28 PM »
That pic is 20 years old broseph, she ain't ever going to get that look back. Age comes for us all.

I know, I just thought the few straight guys on this forum might want to look at a hot chick.


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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2018, 01:24:27 PM »
She's a pig, age isn't an excuse.



Lose the awfull makeup, nails and outfit and she wil look just fine.  :-*


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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2018, 01:31:54 PM »
Lose the awfull makeup, nails and outfit and she wil look just fine.  :-*

To geriatrics like yourself perhaps...

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2018, 01:35:19 PM »
To geriatrics like yourself perhaps...

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2018, 02:10:13 PM »
everyone's entitled to an offseason or two
nothing a little clenbuterol won't fix

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2018, 04:10:40 AM »
She has the worst possible combo of high bodyfat & little muscle.  No thighs/glutes  :(

She could look decent "thick" if she started lifting weights, wouldn't have to diet much so long as she had some solid curves and not just blubber

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2018, 01:29:28 PM »

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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2018, 03:20:56 PM »
Her weight fluctuates a lot in a short amount of time.  She can get really thin and then she's fat and sloppy a few month later.  I know she has shit out a couple of kids so that's a factor.

Still no excuse.  Run on the hamster wheel or something.




Used to be a total treat - she had that solid, thick lipped look.
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Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2018, 03:27:36 PM »