Author Topic: Would you even be able to bang her at this point (Read 11866 times)

flinstones1 · « **on:** May 10, 2018, 04:13:36 PM »

So I have this little 22-year-old that has an ass out of this world that I occasionally fuck with....last Thursday night i fucked her at my place and by Saturday morning she’s craving me again and wants me to come over and fuck her before her mom comes back....I decide to try these new thin condoms and of course I decide to pop a viagra to go all day long with this chick...not that I need it but shit why not..of course .the condom breaks within 30 minutes of fucking her I cum in her she freaks out.

Demands I get a Plan B pill all this while crying on the phone to her friend and I’m hard as fuck in cvs getting her ass a plan b pill...migraine and all. She then proceeds to tell me she’s never going to contact me again. Then starts asking me when was the last time I’ve been tested etc. I tell her I will gladly get tested for you if it makes you feel better..

Then she calls me a hoe because I ate her out in my car the first night months back

. That makes me a hoe right?

it’s the woman’s job to draw boundaries last time I checked lol she’s that stupid

After all the shit that afternoon and me buying her a plan b pill she has the fucking nerve to ask me for Louie Vuitton sunglasses ...in exchange for me being irresponsible for not pulling out

. Yes!

The fact that she completely ruined good sex with her anxiety meltdown really turned me off. I cursed her the fuck out said some fucked up shit.

Now she is hot as shit and I’m thinking about going over there to apologize....but part of me feels like it’s a waste of time. Even if she does forgive the messed up shit i said to her would you fellas legitimately be able to stick your dick in a chick like this again knowing she’s that’s mentally unstable?

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:30:01 PM »

If you go over there you're catching a rape charge. This chick is crazy.

calfzilla · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:30:58 PM »

Irongrip beat me to it. A False rape claim is in your near future. Enjoy prison.

BB · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:41:33 PM »

Put her on the "pay no mind list" because - a) she's crazy, and not in a good way. b) she's testing out how much of a sucker you are with the LV glasses bit. She'll keep pushing it if you let her.

Zillotch · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:45:34 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on May 10, 2018, 04:30:58 PM

A False rape claim is in your near future. Enjoy prison.

yes... no further contact needed... its done; but something tells me this tard will indeed contact her again, and make things much worse.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:46:01 PM »

Fuck her mother instead.

Redux · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:47:09 PM »

Dude, stay as far away from that crazy chick as you can get.
22 year old whores are everywhere. Get a new one.

Nether Animal · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:48:16 PM »

brutal bragging..

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:50:43 PM »

Quote from: Nether Animal on May 10, 2018, 04:48:16 PM

brutal bullshit story..

AbrahamG · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:52:41 PM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 10, 2018, 04:13:36 PM

So I have this little 22-year-old that has an ass out of this world that I occasionally fuck with....last Thursday night i fucked her at my place and by Saturday morning she’s craving me again and wants me to come over and fuck her before her mom comes back....I decide to try these new thin condoms and of course I decide to pop a viagra to go all day long with this chick...not that I need it but shit why not..of course .the condom breaks within 30 minutes of fucking her I cum in her she freaks out.

Demands I get a Plan B pill all this while crying on the phone to her friend and I’m hard as fuck in cvs getting her ass a plan b pill...migraine and all. She then proceeds to tell me she’s never going to contact me again. Then starts asking me when was the last time I’ve been tested etc. I tell her I will gladly get tested for you if it makes you feel better..

Then she calls me a hoe because I ate her out in my car the first night months back . That makes me a hoe right? it’s the woman’s job to draw boundaries last time I checked lol she’s that stupid

After all the shit that afternoon and me buying her a plan b pill she has the fucking nerve to ask me for Louie Vuitton sunglasses ...in exchange for me being irresponsible for not pulling out . Yes!

The fact that she completely ruined good sex with her anxiety meltdown really turned me off. I cursed her the fuck out said some fucked up shit.

Now she is hot as shit and I’m thinking about going over there to apologize....but part of me feels like it’s a waste of time. Even if she does forgive the messed up shit i said to her would you fellas legitimately be able to stick your dick in a chick like this again knowing she’s that’s mentally unstable?

Spoken like a true latent homosexual.

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:54:17 PM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 10, 2018, 04:13:36 PM

So I have this little 22-year-old dude that has an ass out of this world that I occasionally fuck with....last Thursday night i fucked him at my place and by Saturday morning he's craving me again and wants me to come over and fuck him before his mom comes back....I decide to try these new thin condoms and of course I decide to pop a viagra to go all day long with this dude...not that I need it but shit why not..of course .the condom breaks within 30 seconds of fucking him I cum in his ass he freaks out.

Demands I get a HIV test all this while crying on the phone to his friend and I’m hard as fuck in cvs getting my blood checked...migraine and all. He then proceeds to tell me he is never going to contact me again. Then starts asking me when was the last time I had a birthday because I am clearly 27 not 21. I tell him I will gladly get tested for you if it makes you feel better..

Then he calls me a hoe because I ate out his asshole out in my car the first night months back . That makes me a hoe right? it’s the catcher's job to draw boundaries last time I checked lol he's that stupid

After all the shit that afternoon and me buying him a an anti aids pill he has the fucking nerve to ask me for TBombz phone number ...in exchange for me being irresponsible for not pulling out . Yes!

The fact that he completely ruined a hard ass fucking with his anxiety meltdown really turned me off. I cursed him the fuck out said some fucked up shit.

Now he is hot as shit and I’m thinking about going over there to apologize....but part of me feels like it’s a waste of time. Even if he does forgive the messed up shit i said to him would you fellas legitimately be able to stick your dick in a guy like this again knowing he's that’s mentally unstable?

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all kidding aside I would stay away from the bitch sounds like she is trouble

robcguns · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2018, 05:33:15 PM »

Women,can’t fucking stand them.Tell her to get fucked and move on.Dont know how you deal with the drama of young girls?All women are fucking nuts but young ones are worse.Arguing,talking all the time.Fuck that noise.

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2018, 05:47:17 PM »

flinst1 A U related to Danimal77 !?

chaos · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2018, 06:50:25 PM »

Parker · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2018, 07:02:13 PM »

A) She should have had a Plan B. B) Don't try risky thin condoms with a woman you don't know, or you don't know if she uses birth control or not.

She throwing the blame on you, and then asks for Desiger sunglasses. She is not crazy, she is manipulative.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2018, 07:21:32 PM »

Sounds like an episode of Trailer Park Boys. She asked you to buy her expensive sunglasses because the condom broke. WTF?

BB · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2018, 07:32:52 PM »

At least you're not as bad off as this guy (on the bike) -

http://twitter.com/KeskesChris/status/994402645124304896 .

Got to watch where you put your hands

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2ND COMING · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2018, 08:15:51 PM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 10, 2018, 04:13:36 PM

So I have this little 22-year-old that has an ass out of this world that I occasionally fuck with....last Thursday night i fucked her at my place and by Saturday morning she’s craving me again and wants me to come over and fuck her before her mom comes back....I decide to try these new thin condoms and of course I decide to pop a viagra to go all day long with this chick...not that I need it but shit why not..of course .the condom breaks within 30 minutes of fucking her I cum in her she freaks out.

Demands I get a Plan B pill all this while crying on the phone to her friend and I’m hard as fuck in cvs getting her ass a plan b pill...migraine and all. She then proceeds to tell me she’s never going to contact me again. Then starts asking me when was the last time I’ve been tested etc. I tell her I will gladly get tested for you if it makes you feel better..

Then she calls me a hoe because I ate her out in my car the first night months back . That makes me a hoe right? it’s the woman’s job to draw boundaries last time I checked lol she’s that stupid

After all the shit that afternoon and me buying her a plan b pill she has the fucking nerve to ask me for Louie Vuitton sunglasses ...in exchange for me being irresponsible for not pulling out . Yes!

The fact that she completely ruined good sex with her anxiety meltdown really turned me off. I cursed her the fuck out said some fucked up shit.

Now she is hot as shit and I’m thinking about going over there to apologize....but part of me feels like it’s a waste of time. Even if she does forgive the messed up shit i said to her would you fellas legitimately be able to stick your dick in a chick like this again knowing she’s that’s mentally unstable?

pics of her mother or fuck off

AbrahamG · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2018, 08:22:09 PM »

He should fuck off anyways.

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2018, 09:44:32 PM »

this is sex 101 for anyone over 40. Don't buy shit for her.. she will 1. either go away, or 2. come back for more. The ball is in your court.

Mothballs · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2018, 09:51:01 PM »

Slash her tires and throw acid on her face.

Oh wait, I thought you were Danimal77.

Do nothing. She’ll be back by the end of next week looking for more.

flinstones1 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2018, 12:01:00 AM »

I appreciate the responses fellas. Easier said than done though, you know how these crazy chicks with daddy issues are amazing in the sack.

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 11, 2018, 12:04:11 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 11, 2018, 12:01:00 AM

I appreciate the responses fellas. Easier said than done though, you know how these crazy chicks with daddy issues are amazing in the sack.

yes.. here is the deal.. and I'm speaking for myself, the porn chicks.. are the problem.. the ones that rock your world in the bed.. yeah those... are the ones with red flags all over them. Trust me.. been there done that. but it NEVER works out

flinstones1 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 11, 2018, 12:08:55 AM »

Quote from: Agnostic007 on May 11, 2018, 12:04:11 AM

yes.. here is the deal.. and I'm speaking for myself, the porn chicks.. are the problem.. the ones that rock your world in the bed.. yeah those... are the ones with red flags all over them. Trust me.. been there done that. but it NEVER works out

Oh I hear you. But when she’s 5’7 with a ginormous ass and tiny waist I’m helpless. I have an ass fetish and when I bury my face in it all my life problems seem to go away.

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Mitch · « **Reply #24 on:** May 11, 2018, 12:17:46 AM »

Get rid of her. If you managed to date/fuck a hot chick, you'll manage to date/fuck another one, less crazy if possible. And don't change your condom brand just because they're supposed to give you a better experience. Condoms are condoms. Go for your classical brand that suits you.

My 2 cents.

PS: thx for pics, always welcome