Author Topic: Would you even be able to bang her at this point (Read 11887 times)

flinstones1 · « **Reply #50 on:** May 11, 2018, 08:02:37 PM »

Quote from: ESFitness on May 11, 2018, 06:59:52 PM

Dudes who have to say "not that I need it" whenever they mention they use Viagra = screaming insecurity.

Not to mention the need to ask a bunch of dudes on the internet if you should apologize?

Just an excuse to brag, for some reason, since nobody cares or is impressed, about some girl you're in love with.. Which is odd, because you posted pics of the girl here of all places... Which reinforces the obvious insecurity and need for our approval.

Failure on many levels here.

Not at all. I just live a crazy life. My friends found it funny as hell because it is funny as hell....I mean You pop a viagra ready to bang this chick all day on a Saturday and the condom suddenly breaks after you sneak in her moms house... shes screaming in the car on the phone to her best friend worried she’s pregnant, you’re still hard as fuck with a massive migraine from the Viagra you took just an hour ago... walking into CVS asking for a plan b trying to cover your hard frustrated dick. Then As you sit there freaked the hell out wondering why she was even worth it, your dick still hard, migraine from hell...she has the nerve to ask you for $1000 sunglasses.

ESFitness · « **Reply #51 on:** May 11, 2018, 08:30:28 PM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 11, 2018, 08:02:37 PM

Not at all. I just live a crazy life. My friends found it funny as hell because it is funny as hell....I mean You pop a viagra ready to bang this chick all day on a Saturday and the condom suddenly breaks after you sneak in her moms house... shes screaming in the car on the phone to her best friend worried she’s pregnant, you’re still hard as fuck with a massive migraine from the Viagra you took just an hour ago... walking into CVS asking for a plan b trying to cover your hard frustrated dick. Then As you sit there freaked the hell out wondering why she was even worth it, your dick still hard, migraine from hell...she has the nerve to ask you for $1000 sunglasses.

Yea, I read it the first time.

AlphaGyno · « **Reply #52 on:** May 12, 2018, 10:08:02 AM »

22 year old huh? Nice job landing a chick who is 1 year older than you

POB · « **Reply #53 on:** May 12, 2018, 11:55:06 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 11, 2018, 08:02:37 PM

Not at all. I just live a crazy life. My friends found it funny as hell because it is funny as hell....I mean You pop a viagra ready to bang this chick all day on a Saturday and the condom suddenly breaks after you sneak in her moms house... shes screaming in the car on the phone to her best friend worried she’s pregnant, you’re still hard as fuck with a massive migraine from the Viagra you took just an hour ago... walking into CVS asking for a plan b trying to cover your hard frustrated dick. Then As you sit there freaked the hell out wondering why she was even worth it, your dick still hard, migraine from hell...she has the nerve to ask you for $1000 sunglasses.

Keep the stories/pics coming I’ve got my therapist hat on

20inch calves · « **Reply #54 on:** May 13, 2018, 04:15:46 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on May 10, 2018, 04:30:01 PM

If you go over there you're catching a rape charge. This chick is crazy.

This....stay away..never contact her again. If you do u r asking for trouble

Parker · « **Reply #55 on:** May 13, 2018, 04:25:26 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 11, 2018, 12:08:55 AM

Oh I hear you. But when she’s 5’7 with a ginormous ass and tiny waist I’m helpless. I have an ass fetish and when I bury my face in it all my life problems seem to go away.

https://ibb.co/fZtzLd
https://ibb.co/jHtc6J

Due to this problem and not being able to think clearly. To answer your original question, yes. So do you need me to come thru? I'll take one for the team and be "propahh" if needed.

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #56 on:** May 13, 2018, 06:56:15 AM »

You knew condom broke ? why not pull out and jerk a load in her face ?? that is hotter !!
Sure go back and romance her/apologize , before you know it you be banging her again

Got to cum once a week or you feel like a Beta

ronnyg801 · « **Reply #57 on:** May 13, 2018, 08:17:49 PM »

Do what any real getbigger would do.

Definitely don't buy her sunglasses

be a dick to her, I would bet money you will fuck her sooner this way, and when you do make it count, ruin her shit (blame the broken condom on her dry pussy)

AND... don't be a pussy, rawdog that shit

The Keto Kid · « **Reply #58 on:** May 13, 2018, 09:00:06 PM »

After a few experiences of going to planned parenthood I always pull out even with a condom, I don't want that drama ever again.

NordicNerd · « **Reply #59 on:** May 14, 2018, 12:16:45 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 10, 2018, 04:13:36 PM

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After all the shit that afternoon and me buying her a plan b pill she has the fucking nerve to ask me for Louie Vuitton sunglasses ...in exchange for me being irresponsible for not pulling out . Yes!

...

Prostitute mindset- run while you can and do not look back!

NN

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #60 on:** May 14, 2018, 05:03:44 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 11, 2018, 12:29:06 PM

Shes 22. Young girls aren’t as boughie. By 26 a chick has already had a taste for money. Lose your sanity dating a young chick or go broke dating a girl you enjoy pick your poison.

I’m talking to a girl about to turn 26 right now this was the convo this morning I shit you not

https://ibb.co/ni4zMJ
https://ibb.co/bu9oFd

Gold digger. Need to go after women in their thirties. More stable and mature.

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #61 on:** May 14, 2018, 05:07:32 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on May 10, 2018, 04:30:01 PM

If you go over there you're catching a rape charge. This chick is crazy.

Unless he goes with the sunglasses .

WooSHHHHH TA NA KA A

NotMrAverage · « **Reply #62 on:** May 14, 2018, 05:37:22 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 10, 2018, 04:13:36 PM

So I have this little 22-year-old that has an ass out of this world that I occasionally fuck with....last Thursday night i fucked her at my place and by Saturday morning she’s craving me again and wants me to come over and fuck her before her mom comes back....I decide to try these new thin condoms and of course I decide to pop a viagra to go all day long with this chick...not that I need it but shit why not..of course .the condom breaks within 30 minutes of fucking her I cum in her she freaks out.

Demands I get a Plan B pill all this while crying on the phone to her friend and I’m hard as fuck in cvs getting her ass a plan b pill...migraine and all. She then proceeds to tell me she’s never going to contact me again. Then starts asking me when was the last time I’ve been tested etc. I tell her I will gladly get tested for you if it makes you feel better..

Then she calls me a hoe because I ate her out in my car the first night months back . That makes me a hoe right? it’s the woman’s job to draw boundaries last time I checked lol she’s that stupid

After all the shit that afternoon and me buying her a plan b pill she has the fucking nerve to ask me for Louie Vuitton sunglasses ...in exchange for me being irresponsible for not pulling out . Yes!

The fact that she completely ruined good sex with her anxiety meltdown really turned me off. I cursed her the fuck out said some fucked up shit.

Now she is hot as shit and I’m thinking about going over there to apologize....but part of me feels like it’s a waste of time. Even if she does forgive the messed up shit i said to her would you fellas legitimately be able to stick your dick in a chick like this again knowing she’s that’s mentally unstable?

This slut you have is a mess!
No forgiving will be tolerated. You go there and give her hardcore assfucking and a facial bro. Dont degenerate to that im sorry shit.

ilalin · « **Reply #63 on:** May 14, 2018, 08:06:30 AM »

is she's an ass-virgin, and you fuck her in the butt-hole first, she'll be yours forever!
no condom and make sure you cum in her asshole

Darren Avey · « **Reply #64 on:** May 14, 2018, 09:42:13 AM »

Shame this didn't happen last year, I had a load of designer sunglasses including Louis Vuitton for sale. Id have done you a special price.

NotMrAverage · « **Reply #65 on:** May 14, 2018, 10:12:12 AM »

Quote from: ilalin on May 14, 2018, 08:06:30 AM

is she's an ass-virgin, and you fuck her in the butt-hole first, she'll be yours forever!
no condom and make sure you cum in her asshole

You are one nasty bro!

Thumbs up!

flinstones1 · « **Reply #66 on:** May 14, 2018, 01:40:44 PM »

Quote from: Ronnie Rep on May 14, 2018, 05:03:44 AM

Gold digger. Need to go after women in their thirties. More stable and mature.

Gold digger yes....but I like her so far. Took her out in Beverly Hills date went well I’m actually interested in her so I didn’t try to escalate things too quickly. I am seeking something of more substance so I’m taking it nice and slow with this new girl

ilalin · « **Reply #67 on:** May 14, 2018, 01:43:31 PM »

subasstance

Parker · « **Reply #68 on:** May 14, 2018, 03:06:08 PM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 14, 2018, 01:40:44 PM

Gold digger yes....but I like her so far. Took her out in Beverly Hills date went well I’m actually interested in her so I didn’t try to escalate things too quickly. I am seeking something of more substance so I’m taking it nice and slow with this new girl

No. No. No.
She is taking it nice and slow with you. Hoping you'd break down. You accepted her behavior, which means it will happen again, and again.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #69 on:** May 14, 2018, 05:44:04 PM »

Quote from: Parker on May 14, 2018, 03:06:08 PM

No. No. No.
She is taking it nice and slow with you. Hoping you'd break down. You accepted her behavior, which means it will happen again, and again.

exactly but most of us men do dum shit for good pussy . the problem comes when trying to get rid of her in a few years

Tapeworm · « **Reply #70 on:** May 14, 2018, 05:50:30 PM »

Someone asked me for spare change the other day and I told him I'd give him $200 for his little finger. If you can cum in her for glasses then what can you do for a bag?

falco · « **Reply #71 on:** May 15, 2018, 06:04:20 AM »

Ditch the bitch. Like a used tampon.
Move on the next.

tacobender · « **Reply #72 on:** May 15, 2018, 10:46:24 AM »

You shoulda not told her you came in her, but instead told her you couldn’t nutt because you weren’t feelin it , would’ve saved the entire headache and money spent on glasses . But the real question everyone wants to know is “Was she saved?

benchmstr · « **Reply #73 on:** May 15, 2018, 08:41:04 PM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on May 10, 2018, 04:13:36 PM

So I have this little 22-year-old that has an ass out of this world that I occasionally fuck with....last Thursday night i fucked her at my place and by Saturday morning she’s craving me again and wants me to come over and fuck her before her mom comes back....I decide to try these new thin condoms and of course I decide to pop a viagra to go all day long with this chick...not that I need it but shit why not..of course .the condom breaks within 30 minutes of fucking her I cum in her she freaks out.

Demands I get a Plan B pill all this while crying on the phone to her friend and I’m hard as fuck in cvs getting her ass a plan b pill...migraine and all. She then proceeds to tell me she’s never going to contact me again. Then starts asking me when was the last time I’ve been tested etc. I tell her I will gladly get tested for you if it makes you feel better..

Then she calls me a hoe because I ate her out in my car the first night months back . That makes me a hoe right? it’s the woman’s job to draw boundaries last time I checked lol she’s that stupid

After all the shit that afternoon and me buying her a plan b pill she has the fucking nerve to ask me for Louie Vuitton sunglasses ...in exchange for me being irresponsible for not pulling out . Yes!

The fact that she completely ruined good sex with her anxiety meltdown really turned me off. I cursed her the fuck out said some fucked up shit.

Now she is hot as shit and I’m thinking about going over there to apologize....but part of me feels like it’s a waste of time. Even if she does forgive the messed up shit i said to her would you fellas legitimately be able to stick your dick in a chick like this again knowing she’s that’s mentally unstable?

Beta talk..plenty of other ho’s at the mall to fuck with

Bench

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #74 on:** May 15, 2018, 08:45:53 PM »

Quote from: tacobender on May 15, 2018, 10:46:24 AM

You shoulda not told her you came in her, but instead told her you couldn’t nutt because you weren’t feelin it , would’ve saved the entire headache and money spent on glasses . But the real question everyone wants to know is “Was she saved?

Yah and then she has the kid and you're on the hook for child support for the next 20 years. Good thinking