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Groink Sighting
« on: June 05, 2018, 07:41:05 PM »
I was driving through a crappy part of Phoenix yesterday and standing on the corner of 24th Street and Van Buren was Groink.

At first I looked and I was thinking where have I seen that huge growth hormone jaw before? Sure enough it was Groink, walking north toward Washington Street right in the area of those seedy hotels where you rent by the week and the hookers and drug dealers hang out all day and night by the Light Rail station.

For the record he had on a turquoise tank top and weird purple shorts. He was talking to himself and carrying a styrofoam Big Gulp cup while darting through traffic.

And for those who care....he is kind of short and sure as hell doesn’t weigh anywhere near 225-235 lbs.

I will swing back through that way this week and try to get a photo. I will offer him a ride and see what he says. I will make sure to tell him who I am when I’m dropping him off at his $300/week hotel room!


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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2018, 11:19:26 PM »
If that dumbass could stay clean he could sponge off some old lady and live a decent life. Sad.

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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2018, 10:35:22 AM »
fuck thats bad. But he always struck me as a tweaker type.

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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2018, 10:37:20 AM »
how tall was he? 5'8" ? or less ?  maybe 180 lbs ??

he could be a gay working boy for seniors ?
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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2018, 10:56:43 AM »
Made up story.

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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2018, 11:00:05 AM »
Made up story.

Yup. Groink is at least 5'11" - if not taller (or at least he was when he lived on LI).

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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2018, 11:51:06 AM »
As much as I Think he`s a pos for scamming WW........I feel sorry for him due to my own past.

Seek help Groink..............this lifestyle only leads to imprisionment as you know or death.

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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2018, 05:51:47 PM »
Made up story.

Fuck you, cockbreath.

Roll your boyfriend’s shit into tiny little balls and add them to your soy latte, fuckwad.

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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2018, 06:08:15 PM »
Groink is 7’4”

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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2018, 06:22:52 PM »
Groink died a few years ago.  What is left is nothing but a myth in a purple shirt.  Lets try to cling to that instead of whatever he morphed into, for that is of no use to us now.

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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2018, 07:41:13 PM »
Hey Adonis, what inspired your new signature?

I was rather find of "we will correct all this"!

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Re: Groink Sighting
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2018, 08:57:24 PM »
That poor son of bitch. His only solace being that his continued existence in this plane serves to advance the evolution of his soul/chackra/lifeforce. Namaste