Opinions?
Ok, if you're sure. At most the guy was looking for "Some creme fraiche would be great with this." Instead you launch into this bizarre 'I'm not one of
those blacks, you know' philippic, while calling cafe food cuisine. Just cringetastic. That poor man had to stand there politely and endure you cluelessly parading your insecurities up and down the joint. Honestly, if you're going to try that hard then just start wearing a cravat and a pocket watch.