Author Topic: GOP wants to arm toddlers—kinderguardian (Read 5888 times)

Not really. Republicans just want sensible massacre-control, as opposed to gun control (which doesn't work), and their solution is a simple one: Arm select teachers with the appropriate training in case of an unscheduled visit by a glock-toting loser who got one too many rejections on his Tinder app and thinks turning 30 classmates into donuts will make him feel better.

And what do the (mostly Democrat-voting female) teachers say? Hell no, I don't want guns near me or my students, get it away, guns are bad, that's not my America, I'm scared to use it, lalalalala.

Homeschooling or fully armed institutions are the only option. That, and more male teachers, who aren't afraid to grow a fucking pair and shoot back. Girls can't fight. They can't even buy a pair of underwear without asking their facebook friends for opinions.

Yeah.... trumptards were all about arming teachers.... then teachers wanted to strike and demand better pay or working conditions or whatever and that was the last you heard about that little plan of arming anyone.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2018, 05:36:45 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 16, 2018, 05:32:53 PM

Why does the pro gun guy want to arm 4 year olds?

You do realize this was satire.

SF1900 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2018, 05:41:05 PM »

Quote from: LurkerNoMore on July 16, 2018, 05:36:45 PM

You do realize this was satire.

You do realize that it’s satire for Cohen but not the people he interviews who supposedly believe it’s a real interview. Hence, thst NRA guy was not engaging in satire, as he was duped into believing it was a serious interview.

SF1900 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2018, 05:45:42 PM »

Quote from: Kwon3 on July 16, 2018, 05:43:07 PM

in all fairness, anyone who still doesn't know Cohen has made a career of this since around 2000 and can't google his films or face deserves to be trolled
I get that he outflanked legitimate VIPs in 2006 or even in Bruno 3 years later
but christ it's in 2018, who doesn't know this guy?
republicans, clearly

He trolled Palin and she was not happy. Lol

“The comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has been called many things during his years of embarrassing celebrities on camera — and he can now add “evil,” “exploitative” and “truly sick” to the list.

Sarah Palin, the former vice-presidential candidate, said on Tuesday in a lengthy Facebook post that she and one of her daughters were “duped” into apparently appearing on the British comedian’s new TV series.”

Parker · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:00:58 PM »

Quote from: Kwon3 on July 16, 2018, 05:15:08 PM

feminism and those three pillars are diametrical opposites, and the latter's on the outs

traditional families are a discontinued item, quickly approaching legacy status to be looked at on tablets mounted on tripods in museums about 20th century history
women would rather be execs and business owners than mothers
men are a joke
metoo has everyone in a chokehold
minorites can shut down entire businesses over perceived slights
20 million illegals are getting amnesty while other legals stood in line for a decade for the same rights
the left is off the hinges
this is the new normal

best get used to it

An easily manipulated populace...

Straw Man · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:03:33 PM »

Quote from: Dave D on July 16, 2018, 04:49:39 PM

I agree wholeheartedly, Putin will make a great American ruler!

Trumptards who love their guns and Jeebus might be surprised to find out that Putin is not a fan of either

Yamcha · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:03:52 PM »

funny how (((Cohen))) is always propped up when republicans are in power. wonder why?

chaos · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:06:15 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 16, 2018, 05:24:39 PM

Haha yup. Trump bows down to Putin!!

But not a queen.

SF1900 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:10:15 PM »

Quote from: chaos on July 16, 2018, 06:06:15 PM

But not a queen.

Bith actions are reprehensible.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:12:32 PM »

Quote from: Kwon3 on July 16, 2018, 05:37:07 PM

better pay?
in a country where people still make $8, they pull down like 45-50K their first year, not to mention guaranted retirement packages
that's just for teaching grade schoolers
better conditions? they get like 5 months off a year, and spend the rest of it reading answers out of textbooks and using software to scan homework for plagiarism followed by scores also spewed out by another program

lol, these assholes have nothing better to do than strike because that's what union slobs do - blow whistles and hold picket signs while the rest of the country actually, you know, goes to work

and i guess the parents of dead children are all trump voters, because by your logic their demand for armed personnel in schools means they voted for this president or his party
oh brother, you guys are truly insane, this country's a shithole

Is your rant over?

Personally I can't wait for them to arm teacher and then when police respond to the next school shooting and encounter the black male history teacher with a gun in his hand....

Yeah... good idea.

chaos · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:14:18 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 16, 2018, 06:10:15 PM

Bith actions are reprehensible.

Why do you want war with Russia? Why wasn't Russia our enemy when obama was in office?

che · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:15:13 PM »

Quote from: LurkerNoMore on July 16, 2018, 05:36:45 PM

You do realize this was satire.

SF1900 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:15:44 PM »

Quote from: chaos on July 16, 2018, 06:14:18 PM

Why do you want war with Russia? Why wasn't Russia our enemy when obama was in office?

Who said I wanted war with Russia?

I was merely pointing out that Trump is a puppet to Putin.

That in no way indicates war.

chaos · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:16:28 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 16, 2018, 06:15:44 PM

Who said I wanted war with Russia?

I was merely pointing out that Trump is a puppet to Putin.

That in no way indicates war.

How is Trump a puppet?

SF1900 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:17:08 PM »

Quote from: che on July 16, 2018, 06:15:13 PM

Lurkernomore owned himself.

As I said, it's satire to Cohen, but not to the actual people who he interviews.

That NRA guy was 100% serious. He actually thought it was a real interview.

che · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2018, 06:36:16 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 16, 2018, 06:17:08 PM

That NRA guy was 100% serious. He actually thought it was a real interview.

Haha , I'm waiting for The Scottard to chime in ..........