Back then, they always had some entertainment during the 'O, like a singer, dancers, acrobats or whatever. They should hire you as a stand-up comedian! 
I try. 

  I appreciate you being an excellent help by setting that one up for me. I've been waiting for years to use that one  around here!  I also thought my comment (in some other thread) on SF going to his dentist and when being told to spit, he swalled out of "habit" was pretty good.   

  I think it went over people's heads here, LOL!
As for being a stand-up comedian?  Unfortunately, I tried my hand at stand up at the Comedy Store many, many, many, many years ago.  I got a few laughs but not enough for me to ever consider quitting my day job.  

I've got a friend in the film and radio business.  He's pretty good at it. Me? Not so much. Kinda like John could write but I just mimic, LOL!  Thanks, brother!