Because its an internet forum and who gives a shit.
You want to post on a site where 2-3 people account for 80% of the posts, most of them replying to each other? Hey, be my guest. I'd rather people just stick to one account and stop hiding behind fake personalities. Not saying everyone should post a real photo or any real life information but at least pick 1 handle and stick to it.
Show me one gimmick account (rangerwill, nether_animal, danimal77, dearth, donny) that has made a single positive contribution to the board, whether in the form of a thread they started, a funny reply, something BB-related that wasn't just a photo montage (danimal/nether's favorite) or 1-liners intended to derail the thread starter's subject matter or conversation. Instead we get RIP threads made by the gimmick himself, obvious far left posts intended to just rag on anyone who supports the sitting President or conservative values, makes obviously deconstructive arguments against firearms or gun violence (as if it's an American problem), or just replies to himself across 3-4 profiles to make it seem like his argument is picking up traction.
I mean, most of your posts are garbage but you do have gems here and there like that line about alphas & pro sports. Do any of these guys come up with anything similar or original?