Author Topic: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ? (Read 3866 times)

funk51 · « **on:** January 16, 2019, 12:29:30 PM »

keep in mind Cleopatra was 18 at the beginning of her reign and not black. she died at 39 years of age.

Kwon · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2019, 12:34:46 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on January 16, 2019, 12:29:30 PM

keep in mind Cleopatra was 18 at the beginning of her reign and not black. she died at 39 years of age.

What about Ciara Renée, Whoopi Goldberg, Gal Gadot or Woody Allen?

ratherbebig · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2019, 12:52:18 PM »

how about an obese asian transgender mongoloid midget?

the oscar is almost guaranteed

Mitch · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2019, 12:55:49 PM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on January 16, 2019, 12:52:18 PM

how about an obese asian transgender mongoloid midget?

the oscar is almost guaranteed

amputee or not?

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:19:48 PM »

Lady Gaga as the anorexic Jolie might croak mid production.

Randomum · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2019, 10:47:01 PM »

Bruce Jenner?

Griffith · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2019, 11:10:28 PM »

Cleopatra was Macedonian Greek, of the Ptolemy dynasty. The Ptolemaic Kingdom was created by Ptolemy, one of the Generals of Alexander the Great.

It was a Macedonian royal family and regime which ruled over Egypt at the time, even though all local Egyptian practises were kept intact. They ruled as traditional Pharaohs.

After the death of Alexander the Great, his Generals carved up the Empire between each other, this included the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt, the Seleucid Empire which ruled from the Syria to modern Pakistan, and even a Greek Buddhist state, the Greco-Bactrian Kingdom, ruling on the borders of India for hundreds of years.

Cleopatra VII:

Moontrane · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2019, 11:39:31 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on January 16, 2019, 12:29:30 PM

keep in mind Cleopatra was 18 at the beginning of her reign and not black. she died at 39 years of age.

Whites only and youthful? Amber Heard or Blake Lively.

One of my sons worked with Amber and appreciated her rear. Blake is luminous onscreen.

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2019, 11:51:16 PM »

It'll be Rhianna....

Griffith · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2019, 11:58:04 PM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on January 16, 2019, 11:51:16 PM

It'll be Rhianna....

It could end up something like that.

Don't know how they will reconcile that with Cleopatra being a Macedonian with fair skin and reddish hair.

G_Thang · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2019, 12:00:49 AM »

Quote from: Moontrane on January 16, 2019, 11:39:31 PM

Whites only and youthful? Amber Heard or Blake Lively.

One of my sons worked with Amber and appreciated her rear. Blake is luminous onscreen.

The first one was good in Aquaman. I have no clue who #2 is. I'm thinking a young hybrid between Iman and Monica Belluci is more accurate, based on the time frame, climate, region, and people.

kreator · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2019, 02:44:56 AM »

Why should a female play the role? Are you saying men aren’t equal?

Kwon · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2019, 02:56:22 AM »

Quote from: kreator on January 17, 2019, 02:44:56 AM

Why should a female play the role? Are you saying men aren’t equal?

Did you just assume Cleopatra's gender?

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2019, 03:06:15 AM »

Cher obviously.

The Scott · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2019, 04:07:20 AM »

It'll be the one willing to mate with anything on and off screen. That pretty much narrows it down to all of Hollyweird, male to female and everything in between. Yuck...

BeOnce will get a nose job in an effort to win the role. She'll claim that Cleopaterer was accidentally bleached while practicing to be mummifed.

This should be quite the mockumentary.

kreator · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2019, 04:07:32 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on January 17, 2019, 02:56:22 AM

Did you just assume Cleopatra's gender?

My bad Sir ... or Ma’am

IroNat · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2019, 05:46:43 AM »

Cleopatra was Macedonian so somebody who is that.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2019, 06:38:40 AM »

What a hottie.

milone79 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2019, 06:44:34 AM »

Nobody!! Hollywood should instead try coming out with some fresh ideas for a fucking change!! Cleopatra has been done already!! You'd think with all those big brained Jews in Hollywood Pedophile land they could come up with more original movie ideas!!

Griffith · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2019, 07:01:14 AM »

A white military regime ruling over the Egyptian locals after conquering them and then worshipped as gods for hundreds of years.

This story will go down great with the media.

cart@@n · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2019, 08:26:35 AM »

The only chance they will choose a white woman is if they cast ~~Bruce~~ Caitlyn Gender.

ilalin · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2019, 08:27:55 AM »

why not a brown girl?

Griffith · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2019, 08:39:46 AM »

Quote from: ilalin on January 17, 2019, 08:27:55 AM

why not a brown girl?

Because Cleopatra was Macedonian as was the ruling dynasty for hundreds of years before her.

Fortress · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2019, 09:17:14 AM »

Maybe that gorgeous chocolate lady from the all-broad Ghostbusters?

Flexacon · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2019, 10:09:18 AM »

Whites were always playing non white historical figures in moves so yeah don't be surprised if you get someone like Rhianna playing the role