On the contrary ive been places you will never see, ive done more than you could ever imagine as you sit behind your keyboard living only in the sad moment that is your life unfulfilled

You definitely are a strange person. That's cool though, it's not a bad thing.
Anyway, I must be living behind my keyboard with my astronomical post count, which you very kindly provided a report of earlier in this thread for myself as well as the other forum members.
Will you be providing me with another report on the first of next month as well? And why just me? It isn't fair to the other members. It would be nice if you provided us all with our monthly stats.
Okay, back to my unfulfilled and meaningless existence as a beta male.