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ufc: getbig edition
« on: March 04, 2019, 01:26:49 AM »
let's say dana white wanted to put a ufc card together with just getbiggers.

who do you think should be fighting? who would be main event and who would be co-main event?

we got quite a few tough guys on here so it shouldnt be too difficult to fill that card  :D

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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2019, 01:33:51 AM »
“Irish Dave” would definitely be on the card.

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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2019, 01:38:56 AM »
Pellius vs Conker

ND vs Groink

Strawman vs Coach


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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2019, 01:39:06 AM »
Would buy a PPV for:

Pellius VS Conker (main event?)

Hulkster VS ND

Soul Crusher VS Aquafina bottle

Melvin Goodrum VS Diabetes

Vince Basile VS Iron Cross (in an exoskeleton suit)

Irish Dave VS Darren Avey

Uncle Joon VS Heterosexuality

Cswol VS Johnny Falcon

Go4It (wearing USA-striped shorts from the Rocky-movie) VS A Polygraph

Wiggs VS Earth

Fortress VS ratherbegay
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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2019, 01:40:34 AM »
i would, regretfully, let kwon pick the ring girls... no weight limit there  :-X

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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2019, 01:41:40 AM »
Would buy a PPV for:

Pellius VS Conker (main event?)

Hulkster VS ND

Soul Crusher VS Aquafina bottle

Melvin Goodrum VS Diabetes

Vince Basile VS Iron Cross (in an exoskeleton suit)

Irish Dave VS Darren Avey

Uncle Joon VS Heterosexuality

Cswol VS Johnny Falcon

Go4It (wearing USA-striped shorts from the Rocky-movie) VS A Polygraph

Wiggs VS Earth

Fortress VS ratherbegay

Go4it would lose

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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2019, 01:47:39 AM »
fortress would lose by walkover. he never could decide on which metal walk out music to pick.

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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2019, 02:28:32 AM »
i'd like to see goodrum as a commentator as well

joe rogan: that's it. it's over. darce choke!

goodrum: WRONG! that's an anaconda choke.

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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2019, 04:20:38 AM »
Would buy a PPV for:

Pellius VS Conker (main event?)

Hulkster VS ND

Soul Crusher VS Aquafina bottle

Melvin Goodrum VS Diabetes

Vince Basile VS Iron Cross (in an exoskeleton suit)

Irish Dave VS Darren Avey

Uncle Joon VS Heterosexuality

Cswol VS Johnny Falcon

Go4It (wearing USA-striped shorts from the Rocky-movie) VS A Polygraph

Wiggs VS Earth


Fortress VS ratherbegay

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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2019, 04:27:45 AM »
i would, regretfully, let kwon pick the ring girls... no weight limit there  :-X

LOL! :D


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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2019, 03:07:57 PM »
The original “ESFITNESS” would also be on the card (not the person that later hacked the account)

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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2019, 04:16:24 PM »
the ufc has weight classes so maybe one or two fights have to be made a super fight


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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2019, 04:42:54 PM »
These guys need to be in this.

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Michael Arvilla
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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2019, 04:49:36 PM »
Billy Mimnaugh vs his health (or whoever chooses option D)

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Re: ufc: getbig edition
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2019, 05:15:36 PM »
Would buy a PPV for:

Pellius VS Conker (main event?)

Hulkster VS ND

Soul Crusher VS Aquafina bottle

Melvin Goodrum VS Diabetes

Vince Basile VS Iron Cross (in an exoskeleton suit)

Irish Dave VS Darren Avey

Uncle Joon VS Heterosexuality

Cswol VS Johnny Falcon

Go4It (wearing USA-striped shorts from the Rocky-movie) VS A Polygraph

Wiggs VS Earth

Fortress VS ratherbegay
Need to get Go 4 It on Maury for a proper lie detector test.