Then you shit yourself and speed off!

He posted something like that on his Instagram about three years ago. I didn't like his arrogance and decided I would throw in a little jab to see how he would respond if at all. I stated:
I would hit you in your face about 4 times before you even got your big arm back to throw a punch. At that point I would laugh and start a brisk sprint down the alley. You would take 4 elephant steps and become winded. At that point I would run back to you, hit you another four times and sprint away, knowing you lack the cardio to catch me.
How did I do?
The guy flipped out. He said he would "cut my head off" and then blocked me. Crazy.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!