During the preshow when they were doing the little bit on the jockeys and had a bio on them.... one of the jockeys had an "award" of The Most Number Of Times Entered And Not Winning". It was like 25 times. I sure wouldn't want that dude riding my horse with those stats. I mean, I know there is money involved in all with hiring the jockeys and sometimes people can't pay top dollar or a jockey is under contract... but why put someone like that on your horse?
Me : "hey you available to race my horse"
jockey : "yeah man, gots me lots of experience"
Me : "In the Derby?"
jockey : "yeah, been in 25 Kentucky Derby races"
Me : "Wow, that is impressive, how many times you win"
jockey : "none"
Me : *blinks*
Me : "you know what man, I think I am going to ride him myself. I mean, you know... why not?"