happy endings.

[gib]

Who has had one. Please provide details on how it happened.

[tres_taco_combo]

Who has had one. Please provide details on how it happened.

it was miserable, it was at dare in college to go one of those places. the local news station did a tv report how they busted a bunch of massage places. so we thought it would be a great idea to go to one.  so we grabbed this trashy local newspaper who used to advertise massage parlors. i found a coupon and off we went.

it was around 9pm at night on a weekday, the location was a dump. typical strip mall set up. i went with my buddy, we bought walked into the joint. there was a chain link fence when you walked in and a girl (asian) behind the counter.

my buddy stayed in the lobby as i went into the room. it was set up like a tanning salon. several small little rooms etc. she put in rubber gloves and touched me. while she was touching me the front door of the place opened (small buzzer went off) so my girl walks out of the room and at the same time my buddy - says "yo" or "what up" really loud to the guy who walked in.

some sketchy dude walked in and my buddy thought he was gonna get mugged. so he left the place (left me hanging) i had no idea he left me till the end.  the lady came back to my room and finished me off - thank god it was fast. it was $60-$80 around there.

the other dude was in the lobby when i left - def sketchy looking and i didnt see my buddy in the lobby so i went my car which was parked across the street and he was chillin in my car.

i would not recommend those places - they are all the same. same as TJ too.

I lived for the new experiences/sketchy shit. i did have a strange ass experience at a Russian Bath house this last fall.
 

[LittleJ]

Who has had one. Please provide details on how it happened.

I shared my story with getbig months back. I received a traditional massage(first woman) followed by a happy ending (second woman) in gangnam-gu south korea. I was the only American(or brotha for that matter) that was there.

I came in paid $150 dollars and went to the back. I forgot to take my shoes off at the door so the male employee instructed me with hand signs(no English) to put my shoes in a locker up front. I was then told to take a bath, put on a robe, and wait my turn. There were like 15 Korean business men that was there. We were given tea to drink while we wait. I was last one to go back although I was there before most of them. This was around 2-3am. The male employee alerted me it was my turn. He led me back through a hallway that resemble the movie hostel. It had several rooms with "supplies" in the hallway. I finally get to my room and the male employee used his walkie to alert the woman I was ready. She comes in the dark room and secretly check my robe(I guess people have hidden cameras) and then she told me to lay face down on the bed. She gave me one of the best massages ever. The long flight had me achy but she made all of that go away. Near the end of the massage she put warm towels on me and let me relax a bit. She then told me to flip over. She then rubs oil over my cock and had me hard in seconds and then she stops(wtf). She then alerts the second girl by walkie. So the second girl comes in while I'm already hard and she doesnt waste any time making me nut. It took around 1 hour total. The first woman was 30s but had an amazing body. The second woman was 20s and a stick but was skilled at what she does. After making me nut, the second woman help me put my robe on while rubbing on me. We chatted a bit but she didn't know much English. I left the room, took another shower and left. The male employee gave me a thumbs up and weird smile as I left. Although 150us dollars might seem high but it was worth it. I know you can get cheap massages in places like Thailand. The place I went to was called jinju massage in gangnam-gu

[Powerlift66]

She wasnt calling you "Little" by the time that session was over. (No h-mo). 

[Humble Narcissist]

I would never pay for a handjob.  At the very least it has to be a blowjob.  No one can jerk me off better than me.

[Prudence]

Oh yeah?

[dan18]

Who has had one. Please provide details on how it happened.

95 degree day
cold beer
by the pool
under the water
by your mom  

[IroNat]

I would never pay for a handjob.  At the very least it has to be a blowjob.  No one can jerk me off better than me.

It wasn't just a handjob.  He also got two showers, a massage and a cultural experience.

[Humble Narcissist]

Oh yeah?

[Humble Narcissist]

It wasn't just a handjob.  He also got two showers, a massage and a cultural experience.

I'd rather have a blow & screw for my cultural experience.

[robcguns]

Had many.First one was at age 18 at a place called Osaka spa in providence RI.Went with two buddies and had a table shower then massage and this Asian chick named “Sony” asked if I wanted happy ending and I said hell yes.Then the happy ending turned into blowjob and then some doggystyle.

Then I had about 10 more and they were good and bad depending how cocked I was.Nothing like a good handy.out of the 10 more prob 3-4 turned into bjs.good times when I was younger and drunk.

[Rascal full]

it was miserable, it was at dare in college to go one of those places. the local news station did a tv report how they busted a bunch of massage places. so we thought it would be a great idea to go to one.  so we grabbed this trashy local newspaper who used to advertise massage parlors. i found a coupon and off we went.

it was around 9pm at night on a weekday, the location was a dump. typical strip mall set up. i went with my buddy, we bought walked into the joint. there was a chain link fence when you walked in and a girl (asian) behind the counter.

my buddy stayed in the lobby as i went into the room. it was set up like a tanning salon. several small little rooms etc. she put in rubber gloves and touched me. while she was touching me the front door of the place opened (small buzzer went off) so my girl walks out of the room and at the same time my buddy - says "yo" or "what up" really loud to the guy who walked in.

some sketchy dude walked in and my buddy thought he was gonna get mugged. so he left the place (left me hanging) i had no idea he left me till the end.  the lady came back to my room and finished me off - thank god it was fast. it was $60-$80 around there.

the other dude was in the lobby when i left - def sketchy looking and i didnt see my buddy in the lobby so i went my car which was parked across the street and he was chillin in my car.

i would not recommend those places - they are all the same. same as TJ too.

I lived for the new experiences/sketchy shit. i did have a strange ass experience at a Russian Bath house this last fall.
 

What happened?

[El Diablo Blanco]

I don’t have enough ink in my computer to type out all of my experiences.
True story. This white chick who was independent and ran her massage studio out of an office where I’d go once a week then I would just fucker each time.  Total sexy bitch.  I looked her up a couple years later to see where she was giving massages and it turned out she became a Caldwell Banker Realtor.   I wanted to call her up to show me a home then fuck her in different houses.

[IroNat]

"Happy Endings" sounds like the name of a Chinese restaurant.

[Irongrip400]

I was in college and visiting Atlanta. There was a place called Fuji Spa that some buddies at fort benning told me about. They said it was $60 cover and that you could fuck them for an additional $60. He told me they start out higher but that’s rock bottom. I went in probably after 2am and went back. After haggling I told her I only had $60. She said, “ok, I do suckie”. She blew me with a rubber and then I asked her if I could hit. She didn’t understand, so I said “fuckie” and she replied “ok, you cum quick”. Hit it and left. Not proud or glad I did it, kind of grossed out but whatever, I was like 22.

I don’t have enough ink in my computer to type out all of my experiences.
True story. This white chick who was independent and ran her massage studio out of an office where I’d go once a week then I would just fucker each time.  Total sexy bitch.  I looked her up a couple years later to see where she was giving massages and it turned out she became a Caldwell Banker Realtor.   I wanted to call her up to show me a home then fuck her in different houses.

I have a similar story with a stripper, didn’t fuck. Chick sells high end real estate in LA now.

[keanu]

During high school me and a group of friends began hitting these places by around 16, during the day. My income at the time consisted of working at a grocery store during the weekends. The girls were more than happy to take our money and no ID required. Back then due to economy you had a ton of Russian women working the business. You could get anything you wanted if the money was there, and they were in many plazas at the time. Some plazas had 5 or 6. For a 16 year old kid, it was heaven. We thought we were Gods back then.

[tres_taco_combo]

During high school me and a group of friends began hitting these places by around 16, during the day. My income at the time consisted of working at a grocery store during the weekends. The girls were more than happy to take our money and no ID required. Back then due to economy you had a ton of Russian women working the business. You could get anything you wanted if the money was there, and they were in many plazas at the time. Some plazas had 5 or 6. For a 16 year old kid, it was heaven. We thought we were Gods back then.

great post - haha good idea for high school kids

similar thing for booze, as a 16 year old we used to drink at this latin joint called "La Mex" we always paid well in cash, tipped well. we all played golf so had on nice shirts and would just get drunk on mexican drinks and no one carded us

[Hendrixian]

You can fuck a whore like this in Brazil for 50 bucks (sometimes even less)


https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/bahia/salvador/arma%C3%A7ao/linda-goiana-especialista-em-domina%C3%A7ao-e-atendimento-a-casais-aceito-cartoes-id-amw2f

Most of them also do massages

[oldtimer1]

My wife told me her experience with this female massage therapist was amazing and encouraged me to get a massage. I never had one before. I reluctantly went. The place was a chiropractor's office. I was met by a cute thick girl who explained she split the office with the doctor. I was the only one there. I filled out a questionnaire about what aches and pains I had. Didn't know what to put down but said my hamstrings.

She led me to a room. It was dark and new age American Indian flute music played while incense burned. She had candles going that gave a shimming light. She told me to get undressed and get on the table. I watched her walk away and her big sexy ass move.  I got on the table and it was heated. It was so dim in there. She came in and I couldn't stop staring at her big natural tits. She had a nice face and a faint knowing smile. She started at my face and worked magic with the oil. I felt a little ill as ease being naked in an abandoned doctor's office. Soon with her magic I was as relaxed as I ever was in my life.

She told me to roll over. When she was working the back of my legs she worked up to my ass then back between my legs getting so close to my cock. I let out an involuntary moan thinking she was about to reach my hard cock. I looked up still puzzled about what was going on and she smiled very seductively at me. She worked everything from the top of my head to my feet. The thought of her taking off her clothes got me very worked up. At one point she got close to my ear and said, " Does it feel good?" I said with shortened breath, "Yes!"  She said a breathless, " It gets better. You have an amazing body. Almost all of my clients are women." She told me to turn over again and she shockingly put her hands on my cock. She said sexily, "I'm married but my husband doesn't have to know. I never did this before but your turn me on."  As she played with my cock she put her face close to mine and kissed me. Her clothes were soon off and she climbed on top. I was so excited I nearly came as my cock brushed the entrance to her pussy. Soon it was engulfed in her warmth as she slowly glided down the hilt. Her pussy was so slicked. She started slow but soon rode me hard. I was getting close as her big hanging tits were bouncing all over. I couldn't hold on any longer and I came wave after wave. She rested on me and I was still deep within her. She bent down to kiss me when we heard the door open to the waiting room.

She came off me and I swear the sound it made was hot. She quickly got on her "doctor" white outfit and checked the waiting room as I got dressed. She came back and said I have a walk in. She whispered no charge and was writing something on a paper that I later learned was her email address. She mischievously said next time will be even better and came in for another kiss.  I couldn't believe what just happened.

Walking out to the waiting room I was shocked to see my wife. My heart raced and thought she could see all over my face what happened. She said, "That she might as well see if there was any openings." My heart was racing. I just had mind blowing sex with a sexy massage therapist that I just met and she had no clue what went on. She came out and said if you want to wait 15 minutes you can be next to my wife. I have an opening. Here my wife was going for real therapeutic massage and I just had one of the hottest sex experiences of my life.  

That night she wrote me an email. The sexting was so hot.

Anyway you perverts this never happened.  

[Humble Narcissist]

Hopefully your wife doesn't read getbig.

[IroNat]

Good one, OT.

You can get a gig writing for Penthouse.

 

[Humble Narcissist]

Good one, OT.

You can get a gig writing for Penthouse.

 

I was just going to say this reads like Penthouse forum.

[kreator]

I got a semi reading oldtimer‘s post, no homo

[Humble Narcissist]

I got a semi reading oldtimer‘s post, no homo

[OneMoreRep]

I lived for the new experiences/sketchy shit. i did have a strange ass experience at a Russian Bath house this last fall.
 

What kind of "strange ass" experience was this? Just curious..

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