I sucked three dicks yesterday!

[Matt]

Yes, all in the same 24-hour period.

The first one outright seduced me. All three had boyfriends. One shaved his dick area prior to it.

Horrible idea. The micro dicks can lead to STIs spreading more easily.

That's why I always brush my teeth both before and after sucking...but I don't floss. Even with good dental hygiene and only 10% gum bleeding [denoting no active gum disease], I don't take the risk.

Is it immoral to suck so many in a day?

It's honestly not my style. But what's done is done.

Sorry Regan.

PS - where is kiwiol? 🥝

[SGT BARNES]

Still coming up with lies to cover your being gay eh?

your next post will include a topless image of you or another man, you will talk about dicks, and then pretend  your awkward attempts to just let this burning desire out are just trying to talk BB with the "boys"

[JustPlaneJane]

Yes, all in the same 24-hour period.

The first one outright seduced me. All three had boyfriends. One shaved her slit prior to it.

Horrible idea. The micro-cuts can lead to STIs spreading more easily.

That's why I always brush my teeth both before and after eating a woman's slit...but I don't floss. Even with good dental hygiene and only 10% gum bleeding [denoting no active gum disease], I don't take the risk.

Is it immoral to eat multiple slits in a day?

It's honestly not my style. But what's done is done.

Sorry Regan.

PS - where is kiwiol? 🥝

Matthew, how badly do you desire to have Go4It pump and dump a hot steaming load up your turd pipe?

[Matt]

Still coming up with lies to cover your being gay eh?

your next post will include a topless image of you or another man, you will talk about dicks, and then pretend  your awkward attempts to just let this burning desire out are just trying to talk BB with the "boys"

What man wouldn't want to be gay or bisexual in today's #MeToo climate?

Feminists are nuts. Everything gets blamed on men - EVERYTHING.

I'm sorry, but fuck that.

In my defense:

I've had offers to have babies from 10 women.

Tried with four.

Successful with two.

I am straight, but I see a massive upside to being gay or bi - basically dating men.

[Matt]

Matthew, how badly do you desire to have Go4It pump and dump a hot steaming load up your turd pipe?

He's the good looking physique competitor, right?

I would like him to fly to Thunder Bay and take some annoying women off my hands. The ones who want me "giving women a chance" again. 

I haven't had anal sex with any women thus far.

I also this before but, is it good?

[SGT BARNES]

listen to this cover talk about girls wanting him and babies .... again conversation turns to anal sex for matt.

Just run with it sparkles...you are gay

[LittleJ]

Matt is gay and special. Bless his heart

[Matt]

listen to this cover talk about girls wanting him and babies .... again conversation turns to anal sex for matt.

Just run with it sparkles...you are gay

Well...I can sort of prove the stories of me fucking.

Did anyone watch that porn with Eric Edwards where he worked at a pizzeria, and fucked a different girl each day of the week, and took a video of it, holding a sign up with the day of the week?

Lol, good stuff.

FYI, I think being gay would be a safer political sexual orientation to be right now.

Small dating pool + increased risk of sexual infections would concern me though.

[JustPlaneJane]

He's the good looking physique competitor, right?

I would like him to fly to Thunder Bay and take some annoying women off my hands. The ones who want me "giving women a chance" again. 

I haven't had anal sex with any women thus far.

I also this before but, is it good?

Matthew do you let drunken Indians (indigenous Canadians) pump your rump?

Or are all your boyfriends white?

Matthew you seem to be a touch racist and a lot homosexual

[Matt]

Matthew do you let drunken Indians (indigenous Canadians) pump your rump?

Or are all your boyfriends white?

Matthew you seem to be a touch racist and a lot homosexual

Define racist?

One of the women was Indigenous, yes. The one who shaved her slit.

Is a racist any White man breathing?

Then yes, I'm 98% racist. Maybe 2% North African on my mother's side [she's 100% Italian/Calabrian].

The #MeToo witch hunt scares me.

[JustPlaneJane]

Define racist?

One of the women was Indigenous, yes. The one who shaved her slit.

Is a racist any White man breathing?

Then yes, I'm 98% racist. Maybe 2% North African on my mother's side [she's 100% Italian/Calabrian].

The #MeToo witch hunt scares me.

Matthew, you are definitely 98% racist and 110% homosexual.

You embrace your racism and suppress your homosexuality, it’s no wonder that Lakehead University can’t trust you to be on campus

[Matt]

Matthew, you are definitely 98% racist and 110% homosexual.

You embrace your racism and suppress your homosexuality, it’s no wonder that Lakehead University can’t trust you to be on campus

Why would a homosexual racist suppress it?

It benefits a person these days to claim gay status.

Are you female, JustPlaneJane?

[AbrahamG]

Yes, all in the same 24-hour period.

The first one outright seduced me. All three had boyfriends. One shaved her slit prior to it.

Horrible idea. The micro-cuts can lead to STIs spreading more easily.

That's why I always brush my teeth both before and after eating a woman's slit...but I don't floss. Even with good dental hygiene and only 10% gum bleeding [denoting no active gum disease], I don't take the risk.

Is it immoral to eat multiple slits in a day?

It's honestly not my style. But what's done is done.

Sorry Regan.

PS - where is kiwiol? 🥝

LSOS

[Henda]

Was one of them your mate who let the big bodybuilder eat her pussy and ass and come inside her?

[Eulogy]

You sound like the biggest closest homo on Getbig.

[JuicedKangaroo]

What on Earth could've compelled you to write this feigned bullshit?

I can't imagine being such a weak male that women would feel they could walk all over me with deceitful allegations either. Some women do that shit, to some (particular type) of men, don't be a sucker. Nothing wrong with the Red Pill, or even MGTOW for that matter - but your premise is embarrassing and pathetic.

[robcguns]

Sounds gross.i are 3 hamburgers yesterday now that was delicious.

[Mothballs]

The only thing sadder than a 40-something fat manlet bragging about things that never happened is a 50-something manlet bragging about things that never happened. #MattandHoward

[wes]

Shaved Slit Of Peace   

[visualizeperfection]

The only thing sadder than a 40-something fat manlet bragging about things that never happened is a 50-something manlet bragging about things that never happened. #MattandHoward

 

[Desperate]

That's why I always brush my teeth both before and after eating a woman's slit...but I don't floss. Even with good dental hygiene and only 10% gum bleeding [denoting no active gum disease], I don't take the risk.

The most sure way to induce blood-borne & secretive pathogens into your system, orally, is to brush your teeth before engaging in that activity.
Then Brushing afterwards, just raises the odds of transmission to 100%.

[JustPlaneJane]

Why would a homosexual racist suppress it?

It benefits a person these days to claim gay status.

Are you female, JustPlaneJane?

Matthew, yes of course I’m female.

I am also allowed on every University campus in North America.

And...I may also have bigger arms than you. Is it possible to get polio of the arms?

[ratherbebig]

michael douglas had 4 stage cancer due to oralsex.

[WalterWhite]

Matthew, yes of course I’m female.

I am also allowed on every University campus in North America.

And...I may also have bigger arms than you. Is it possible to get polio of the arms?

 

[Henda]

michael douglas had 4 stage cancer due to oralsex.

Most of us over a certain age probably have oral hpv virus yet show no symptoms and all share that increased risk of throat cancer