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Dave D

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2019, 03:25:17 PM »
LOL

 Great thread title!
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Matt

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2019, 03:33:15 PM »
Lol!! Who the fuck changed my thread title?!

So a mod thinks I'm gay now??
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SF1900

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2019, 03:36:36 PM »
Lol at the change of the thread title lol
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Kwon

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2019, 03:39:10 PM »
Quote from: Matt on June 08, 2019, 03:33:15 PM
Lol!! Who the fuck changed my thread title?!

So a mod thinks I'm gay now??

Gotta love the mods on Getbig Matty :D


What makes Getburgle so great!
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BB

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2019, 03:46:00 PM »
The best thing is that if you read the first 5 or 6 replies after the original post, it totally reads like a gay chat. It falls together perfectly.
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Matt

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2019, 03:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on June 08, 2019, 03:39:10 PM
Gotta love the mods on Getbig Matty :D


What makes Getburgle so great!

Yeah, but my Hebrew friends from LU read this board sometimes!  :-[

 :-X
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Kwon

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2019, 03:57:36 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on June 08, 2019, 03:51:20 PM
why would anyone even feel the urge to make a thread like this?


A wonderful mod that wanted to poke funny at Matt of course!

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WalterWhite

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2019, 04:00:43 PM »
Quote from: BB on June 08, 2019, 03:46:00 PM
The best thing is that if you read the first 5 or 6 replies after the original post, it totally reads like a gay chat. It falls together perfectly.

 :D
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SF1900

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2019, 04:02:45 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on June 08, 2019, 03:51:20 PM
why would anyone even feel the urge to make a thread like this?


Because Matt is lame.

This thread is even worse than my threads.
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ratherbebig

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2019, 04:04:50 PM »
how do we know he didnt change the title himself?
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Twaddle

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2019, 04:05:21 PM »
Ron having his way with Matt.   ;D
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chaos

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2019, 04:34:23 PM »
Outed!
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michael arvilla

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2019, 04:34:52 PM »
Regan Grimes = mod on Getbig?!?!!?
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TheShape.

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #38 on: June 08, 2019, 04:38:54 PM »
Based getbig mods
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JustPlaneJane

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2019, 04:55:48 PM »
I LOLed
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Matt

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2019, 06:03:35 PM »
Quote from: michael arvilla on June 08, 2019, 04:34:52 PM
Regan Grimes = mod on Getbig?!?!!?

The thought crossed my mind. ;D

Seriously though, was it Ron who did this?
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WalterWhite

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2019, 06:47:33 PM »
Quote from: Matt on June 08, 2019, 06:03:35 PM
The thought crossed my mind. ;D

Seriously though, was it Ron who did this?
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JustPlaneJane

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2019, 06:49:32 PM »
Quote from: ratherbebig on June 08, 2019, 04:04:50 PM
how do we know he didnt change the title himself?

Because Matthew would have used a much larger number than three in the thread title
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Joe Valentino

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Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
« Reply #43 on: June 08, 2019, 07:10:54 PM »
Quote from: ratherbebig on June 08, 2019, 02:36:13 PM
michael douglas had 4 stage cancer due to oralsex.

No way, really?
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Kwon

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Re: I sucked three dicks yesterday!
« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2019, 07:48:48 PM »
Quote from: ratherbebig on June 08, 2019, 04:04:50 PM
how do we know he didnt change the title himself?

Because Matthew would have used F instead of S in the title.
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Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2019, 12:07:53 AM »
Quote from: robcguns on June 08, 2019, 05:43:09 AM
Sounds gross.i are 3 hamburgers yesterday now that was delicious.

Spit or swallow..?   ;D
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Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2019, 10:38:12 PM »
Quote from: Joe Valentino on June 08, 2019, 07:10:54 PM
No way, really?

Yes sir.

From eating the slit of Catherine Zeta-Jones.

And probably a thousand more.
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Primemuscle

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Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2019, 12:49:06 AM »
Quote from: Matt on June 07, 2019, 09:07:32 PM
What man wouldn't want to be gay or bisexual in today's #MeToo climate?

Feminists are nuts. Everything gets blamed on men - EVERYTHING.

I'm sorry, but fuck that.

In my defense:

I've had offers to have babies from 10 women.

Tried with four.

Successful with two.

I am straight, but I see a massive upside to being gay or bi - basically dating men.

Men aren't perfect either. But, whatever floats your boat. One way or the other, gay or straight, you are well on your way to becoming a confirmed bachelor.
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Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2019, 12:50:33 AM »
Quote from: Matt on June 07, 2019, 09:11:06 PM
He's the good looking physique competitor, right?

I would like him to fly to Thunder Bay and take some annoying women off my hands. The ones who want me "giving women a chance" again.  ::)

I haven't had anal sex with any women thus far.

I also this before but, is it good?

For some men, any hole is a good hole if it's tight.  ;)
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Primemuscle

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Re: Ate Three Slits Yesterday.
« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2019, 12:54:13 AM »
Quote from: Desperate on June 08, 2019, 09:56:05 AM
The most sure way to induce blood-borne & secretive pathogens into your system, orally, is to brush your teeth before engaging in that activity.
Then Brushing afterwards, just raises the odds of transmission to 100%.

Sound advice.
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