It reminds me the guys who claimed they read Playboy...for the articles LOL.
Or
I prefer eating at Hooters because of their great wings and beer. 
Just be HONEST and admit what you REALLY like.
I like Donald 
I like he’s not a slick lying career politician 
Yes he says & does some dumb things - that’s because of the Not Being 
A Slick PC Lying Career Politician - & Most people do such things also.
I get some can’t handle Him & His non PC Truths He Says 
Well Tough - It’s About Time People Toughened Up All This 
Leftist PC Bollocks - You can’t say that / you can’t think that / you cant do that   

Has Created a Society of Soft Bellied Offened Snowflakes - Well Fuck Them
Many Still Need Counselling & Help Because Killary Lost  

Jeez how Fucking retarded & Ridiculous they Really Must Be.