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« on: September 15, 2019, 08:28:37 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2019, 08:35:08 PM »
Coach: Derek its me Coach from Golds!

Derek: What?

C: I train with Shawn Rhoden at Golds, I'm Coach.

D: Cool.

C: I regularly battle Strawman and ESFITNESS on Getbig. I pretty much own them.

D: Stares blankly at coach.

C:In a very excited fast talking tone, "Yeah so I started my own fitness apparel line, its called JoeLocal, anyhow all the top pros are wearing these shirts. Its really taken off with the bodybuilding community and I have a couple for you!"

D: Stares at the shirt,"No thanks im good for clothes man."


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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2019, 08:44:53 PM »
Coach: Derek its me Coach from Golds!

Derek: What?

C: I train with Shawn Rhoden at Golds, I'm Coach.

D: Cool.

C: I regularly battle Strawman and ESFITNESS on Getbig. I pretty much own them.

D: Stares blankly at coach.

C:In a very excited fast talking tone, "Yeah so I started my own fitness apparel line, its called JoeLocal, anyhow all the top pros are wearing these shirts. Its really taken off with the bodybuilding community and I have a couple for you!"

D: Stares at the shirt,"No thanks im good for clothes man."


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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2019, 09:39:04 PM »
Coach: "I'm taller than you"

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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2019, 11:14:50 PM »
"That color wasn't available when I ordered."  :D

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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2019, 11:29:06 PM »
"That color wasn't available when I ordered."  :D

Just released last week. Cardinal Red and Mint w/Circle Joe Local Huntington Beach/Southern California Logo

It’s up on the site     https://joelocal.shop/collections/all

Hoodies and women’s apparel drop either at the end of the month or the beginning of October

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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2019, 04:37:14 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2019, 05:11:13 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2019, 05:12:03 AM »
Coach dwarfs that gentleman all thanks to




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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2019, 08:08:18 AM »
Derek: "Why arent you competing sir, you are bigger than I"...

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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2019, 09:47:17 AM »
joe you looked really good leading up to the show and post,this is best you kept yourself in long time.what clicked to keep you in better shape ,instead of bulking up 'smooth'trying for masters pro card?

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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2019, 10:02:02 AM »
" I have the biggest head in bodybuilding. Go ahead, show me a guy with a bigger head. I bet my head weighs 18lbs. On a side note I'd can give you 5 tee shirts if you promise to wear them everywhere you go."

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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2019, 11:14:40 AM »
" I have the biggest head in bodybuilding. Go ahead, show me a guy with a bigger head. I bet my head weighs 18lbs. On a side note I'd can give you 5 tee shirts if you promise to wear them everywhere you go."


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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2019, 11:19:24 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2019, 11:34:30 AM »

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« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2019, 01:31:18 PM »
joe you looked really good leading up to the show and post,this is best you kept yourself in long time.what clicked to keep you in better shape ,instead of bulking up 'smooth'trying for masters pro card?

I stay with pretty much my contest diet (45/40/15 give or take) but doubled my food intake and added in lean beef. I still eat by the clock. I have a cheat meal 2-3 days a week. This weekend in Vegas I packed my first and second day meals but indulged quite a bit the rest of the weekend but still watching my intake. It's good to be back home on a regular schedule.

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« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2019, 01:50:48 PM »
coach-- hey Derek

Derek- oh damn why are you still following me

coach--listen iii just need a second of your time

Derek -- listen man no matter what state we are in the restraining  order still hold up

coach- read my new shirt line go ahead

Derek--'' reading shirt'  I GET HARD FOR DEREK
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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2019, 05:15:50 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2019, 05:59:55 PM »
Derek -  Why your arms are bigger than your legs , bro  do you even squat?

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« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2019, 06:14:13 PM »
Coach: Derek its me Coach from Golds!

Derek: What?

C: I train with Shawn Rhoden at Golds, I'm Coach.

D: Cool.

C: I regularly battle Strawman and ESFITNESS on Getbig. I pretty much own them.

D: Stares blankly at coach.

C:In a very excited fast talking tone, "Yeah so I started my own fitness apparel line, its called JoeLocal, anyhow all the top pros are wearing these shirts. Its really taken off with the bodybuilding community and I have a couple for you!"

D: Stares at the shirt,"No thanks im good for clothes man."


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fixed it for you

Coach: Derek its me Coach from Golds!

Derek: What?

C: I train with Shawn Rhoden at Golds, I'm a phony "coach" who is desperate for attention

D: Cool.

C: I regularly battle Strawman and ESFITNESS on Getbig. I pretty much get owned by them every day...the rest of the time I get owned by my own stupid posts.

D: Stares blankly at coach.

C:In a very excited fast talking tone, "Yeah so I started my own fitness apparel line, its called JoeLocal, anyhow all the top pros are wearing these shirts. Its really taken off with the bodybuilding community and I have a couple for you!"

D: Stares at the shirt,"No thanks im good for clothes man."


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« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2019, 06:53:48 PM »
coach: how's your olympia training going?

dude: jeez, not this shit again!

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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2019, 11:26:20 AM »
Yes, you can get them at Baby Gap

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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2019, 12:44:43 PM »
Yes, you can get them at Baby Gap
And yes we will ship to munchkin land
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« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2019, 01:54:32 PM »

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« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2019, 02:35:39 PM »
Coach is dwarfing that little fellow