Oh shut up! 😄
I know it doesn't reflect well on my character but I can't help but take a perverse pleasure getting under the skin of one of the many cowardly gimmicks who had hoped that their anonymity would spare them humiliation. Knowing that they associate my name with GetBig and every time they logged in they go through my post history looking desperate for an opportunity to even the score, or as Basil threatens "take care of some unfinished business." Following me around like a lost shadow.
Over the years being on this board I've developed a unique talent for singling out these unfortunate, lonely, cowardly souls and with my biting sarcasm and devastating wit, I am able to crush their already compromised self-image that they thought their anonymity would spare them from. Indeed, I believe I've actually rewired their brain circuitry and the mere mention or sight of my name "Pellius" causes newly develop synapses to fire wildly causing these meltdowns.
So, come along my latest little bitch, Ponal, I am finding it quite comfortable and enjoyable being ensconced in your tiny mind albeit a little cramped.