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Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« on: November 24, 2019, 02:14:54 PM »
Most getbiggers wish this was them. Joey actually living the dream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5IAXjInPeI/



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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2019, 02:21:42 PM »
Most getbiggers wish this was them. Joey actually living the dream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5IAXjInPeI/



Is that Dan "pretend to be a badass, but run away from the scene of a terrorist act to save my own ass, instead of helping helpless children and women" Bilzerian?

And who is the gay4pay standing by the table?

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2019, 02:35:00 PM »
that skank's clawfoot would be my first concern.... would not hit.

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2019, 02:40:52 PM »
Didn’t Joseph melt down here?

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2019, 02:47:31 PM »
that skank's clawfoot would be my first concern.... would not hit.

I thought it was just a penis sticking out of her foot.

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2019, 02:49:34 PM »
Fuck bilzerian,fuck fruitbag joey swole,Fuck his whores and if I knew the location of that cash I’d walk in and fucking take it.


pays him to wear a bikini top,should all be shot.

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2019, 03:30:18 PM »
Fuck bilzerian,fuck fruitbag joey swole,Fuck his whores and if I knew the location of that cash I’d walk in and fucking take it.


pays him to wear a bikini top,should all be shot.
Dan reminds me of Joon, paying fuckwits on getbig to dance to his tune..

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2019, 03:40:55 PM »
that skank's clawfoot would be my first concern.... would not hit.

It looks like one of Lobsterboy's claws -

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I can't unsee it.

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2019, 03:48:37 PM »
Her toe looks fine to me what looks stupid is dans stupid looking shoes.God those things are ugly.

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2019, 03:52:23 PM »
What a clown. “Hey, put on this bikini top so I can make fun of you”. And then the idiot Joey says “I’ll shout you out tho”. What the fuck is the matter these people?

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2019, 04:28:36 PM »
Two douche bags and a whore. Wow.
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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2019, 05:44:12 PM »
Good lookin 18 yer old fine ass hoe addicted to marijuna

However dan seems down

How long till crash n burn
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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2019, 05:56:50 PM »
Most getbiggers wish this was them. Joey actually living the dream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5IAXjInPeI/





Is the woman in the background vaping?

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2019, 06:29:43 PM »
Sure wish there was a forest fire there that kills all of them overnight

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2019, 06:53:25 PM »
Is the woman in the background vaping?

Yep she's getting ready to don a strap on and go to town on joeysholl.

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2019, 06:55:20 PM »
My first thought upon seeing the photo was, "On great...Dana Lynn Bailey's back".

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2019, 05:42:39 AM »
Most getbiggers wish this was them. Joey actually living the dream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5IAXjInPeI/





2 douchebag kunts who are insta-famous for accomplishing sweet fuck all in real life!!!

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2019, 06:29:20 AM »
Both have to pay to get some.

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2019, 06:15:06 PM »
My first thought upon seeing the photo was, "On great...Dana Lynn Bailey's back".

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2019, 06:26:28 PM »
My first thought upon seeing the photo was, "On great...Dana Lynn Bailey's back".


Hahahhah

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2019, 06:45:26 PM »
just a roided dumbass trying to ride coattails of a trust fund billionaire....

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2019, 09:32:40 PM »
Anyone remember how Dan ran like a girl during the LV attack?

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2019, 11:31:21 PM »
Anyone remember how Dan ran like a girl during the LV attack?
Yeah he totally could’ve used his laser vision to take out the guy a half mile away shooting at everyone from a superior position. I’m certain you would’ve done otherwise you fucking moron.

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2019, 11:40:25 PM »
How much was his trust fund? I can't find the exact value. He said the bulk of his money is from Poker? 

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Re: Joey Swoll and Dan Bilzerian
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2019, 12:14:19 AM »
Lol at all the miserable fucks shitting on Bilzerian but would trade lives with him in a heartbeat.

How much was his trust fund? I can't find the exact value. He said the bulk of his money is from Poker? 

Dan didn't even top the crack 100 in the 2009 WSOP. Claims to play private cash games which is where he makes his money. I've seen him play online, he was terrible (but drunk IIRC).