Becky, are you the sister of Big Tex?!?
Dear SF1900,
I am his wife. Rather, I was his wife. I am now a widow. Unfortunately, he choked on a chicken breast while laughing. He was eating dinner and reading the private messages that Griffith had sent to a mod, crying about being bullied. The last thing I heard was a mighty guffaw followed by deep, masculine choking.
Obviously I am still in mourning but once the grieving period is over, I will be on the lookout for a new man. After seeing your chiseled pecs and gold watch/chain combo, I'd say that you are very much in the running!
Becky.