Author Topic: Monday gym story !!!!!!!! (Read 54335 times)

Man of Steel · « **Reply #50 on:** April 17, 2006, 10:58:58 AM »

Quote from: bigbalddaddy on April 17, 2006, 10:56:51 AM

Come on is Knny187 that bad? No way!!!

LOL!!! Knny couldn't military press a quart of Gatorade with 2 hands and a spot.

MOS

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #51 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:00:29 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rosewood on April 17, 2006, 10:57:34 AM

The saddest part of the story was when the kid was rescued before the weight could crack his ribcage.

hahah, Billy is meaner than me. I was happy that I could check out the young chicks rack when she was struggling to get the weight off of him.

alexxx · « **Reply #52 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:02:57 AM »

LOLOLOLZ hahahaha the guy was doing 375 deadlift hahahaha skinny 180 pounder I would'a slapped him in the face!

Man of Steel · « **Reply #53 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:04:15 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 11:00:29 AM

hahah, Billy is meaner than me. I was happy that I could check out the young chicks rack when she was struggling to get the weight off of him.

Titties are very important!!

MOS

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #54 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:04:53 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 11:02:57 AM

LOLOLOLZ hahahaha the guy was doing 375 deadlift hahahaha skinny 180 pounder I would'a slapped him in the face!

Well alexxxis, by the look of your "physique" you have never deadlifted in any, way shape or form. And you are the one who weighs in at a MASSIVE 180lbs, swimmer-boy.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #55 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:05:36 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 11:04:15 AM

Titties are very important!!

MOS

Her's aren't bad for such a small chick. Might be fake, but a damn good job if so.

alexxx · « **Reply #56 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:14:24 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 11:04:53 AM

Well alexxxis, by the look of your "physique" you have never deadlifted in any, way shape or form. And you are the one who weighs in at a MASSIVE 180lbs, swimmer-boy.

Brutal comeback

HERACLES · « **Reply #57 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:15:55 AM »

Dude, you tried to impress folks w/your monster 375 deadlift, and then said you didnt want to spot someone struggling wtih 135. your a loser.. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

king · « **Reply #58 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:17:57 AM »

i agree

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #59 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:18:18 AM »

Quote from: HERACLES on April 17, 2006, 11:15:55 AM

Dude, you tried to impress folks w/your monster 375 deadlift, and then said you didnt want to spot someone struggling wtih 135. your a loser.. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

It was 365 for 2 sets of 8, then 1 set of 10. You obviously don't deadlift.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #60 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:20:55 AM »

Quote from: HERACLES on April 17, 2006, 11:15:55 AM

Dude, you tried to impress folks w/your monster 375 deadlift, and then said you didnt want to spot someone struggling wtih 135. your a loser.. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

HERACLES!!!!!! You insolent pencil-necked rod polisher!!! How you dare insult a true iron warrior like Showstoppa!! Be grateful Show doesn't mash your pimple-covered face into the mud with his size 13s! Oh brother, I bet you're the type of queerass that goes to his local Bally's for a brutal Pilates workout followed by a vegan lunch and then 2 hours of yoga and meditation! Gayer than bobbin for bananas at Musclebear summer camp!

MOS

alexxx · « **Reply #61 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:22:12 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 17, 2006, 11:20:55 AM

HERACLES!!!!!! You insolent pencil-necked rod polisher!!! How you dare insult a true iron warrior like Showstoppa!! Be grateful Show doesn't mash your pimple-covered face into the mud with his size 13s! Oh brother, I bet you're the type of queerass that goes to his local Bally's for a brutal Pilates workout followed by a vegan lunch and then 2 hours of yoga and meditation! Gayer than bobbin for bananas at Musclebear summer camp!

MOS

uh oh sombody is sticking up for their boyfriend.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #62 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:24:13 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 11:22:12 AM

uh oh sombody is sticking up for their boyfriend.

Why did someone attack Lucius? It's good that you two stick together.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #63 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:24:31 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 11:22:12 AM

uh oh sombody is sticking up for their boyfriend.

Oh look it's Alexxx.....hate to let you know, but your request for an all-male c'ocksucker board has been denied yet again.

MOS

Naked4Jesus · « **Reply #64 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:24:40 AM »

Quote from: Dan-O on April 17, 2006, 10:28:29 AM

Showstoppa was just giving that kid some tough love. How else is he going to learn his true capabilities in the gym if someone's always around to enable him by helping him lift more than he's able to do on his own?

That kid will thank him someday.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Give a guy a spot when he gets stuck on the bench and you'll help him with one workout but if you teach that same guy a lesson then you'll help him for thousands of workouts. God Bless Showstoppa!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #65 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:25:38 AM »

Quote from: Naked4Jesus on April 17, 2006, 11:24:40 AM

That's exactly what I was thinking. Give a guy a spot when he gets stuck on the bench and you'll help him with one workout but if you teach that same guy a lesson then you'll help him for thousands of workouts. God Bless Showstoppa!

Thanks bro. Just doing my part.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #66 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:28:58 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 11:25:21 AM

MOS AND SHOW SITTING ON A TREE K I S S I N G!!! FAGszzzz!

We got in the tree because your sister likes to blow us up there.

MOS

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #67 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:29:03 AM »

Reminds me of weight training class in high school. Some bball player asked me for a spot, he said he was going for 5 reps. He was on some program which calculates what you should lift on a certain day for your max. Well obviously he had gave himself a higher max than he really could do, because on the first rep he couldnt get it by himself. by the third rep im diong all of the weight, i thought he was gonna do the obvious and rack it up. He tries to get another one, im tryin to help him my back is about to break, so im like fuck it. Two other kids come up from the sdies and get it off him. Ands up gettin in my face about me not spotting him, i was like Im not doing all 5 of your fuckin reps for you are you fuckin kidding me or somethign. ANyway, teacher comes over breaks us up. Dumbass idiot. Ego lifting is stupid

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #68 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:31:50 AM »

Quote from: Cavalier22 on April 17, 2006, 11:29:03 AM

Reminds me of weight training class in high school. Some bball player asked me for a spot, he said he was going for 5 reps. He was on some program which calculates what you should lift on a certain day for your max. Well obviously he had gave himself a higher max than he really could do, because on the first rep he couldnt get it by himself. by the third rep im diong all of the weight, i thought he was gonna do the obvious and rack it up. He tries to get another one, im tryin to help him my back is about to break, so im like f**k it. Two other kids come up from the sdies and get it off him. Ands up gettin in my face about me not spotting him, i was like Im not doing all 5 of your fuckin reps for you are you fuckin kidding me or somethign. ANyway, teacher comes over breaks us up. Dumbass idiot. Ego lifting is stupid

See, Cav understands where I'm coming from.

SS · « **Reply #69 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:50:35 AM »

stoppa i think you struck a nerve with some of these pusswads!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #70 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:53:48 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on April 17, 2006, 11:50:35 AM

stoppa i think you struck a nerve with some of these pusswads!

I agree superstar. Evidently some of these guys have been stuck under 135lbs. hahaha

Man of Steel · « **Reply #71 on:** April 17, 2006, 12:02:09 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 17, 2006, 11:40:29 AM

Why was a branch stuck in your ass then?

We're in a fuggin tree...what else you gonna sit on?

A better question would be: why's there always a dick in yours?

MOS

Necrosis · « **Reply #72 on:** April 17, 2006, 12:03:12 PM »

showstoppa, your a straight homo, stop being a pussy and help the fucking kid, really. shit i could curl that weight with no strain, deadlifting 365 you should be able to curl 135, plus he would be pushing fat cocks into your stinky, greasy little chute while you rub his ball sack with kevin levornes new gel to give him monster gains in erections, so you could suck the man gravy out to bust out a monster 400 deadlift for one hard rep, bitch. my post took an unexpected turn there

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #73 on:** April 17, 2006, 12:08:42 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on April 17, 2006, 12:03:12 PM

showstoppa, your a straight homo, stop being a pussy and help the fucking kid, really. shit i could curl that weight with no strain, deadlifting 365 you should be able to curl 135, plus he would be pushing fat cocks into your stinky, greasy little chute while you rub his ball sack with kevin levornes new gel to give him monster gains in erections, so you could suck the man gravy out to bust out a monster 400 deadlift for one hard rep, bitch. my post took an unexpected turn there

usmokepole, you might want to search out BayGBM and discuss this further.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #74 on:** April 17, 2006, 12:12:45 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on April 17, 2006, 12:03:12 PM

showstoppa, your a straight homo, stop being a pussy and help the fucking kid, really. shit i could curl that weight with no strain, deadlifting 365 you should be able to curl 135, plus he would be pushing fat cocks into your stinky, greasy little chute while you rub his ball sack with kevin levornes new gel to give him monster gains in erections, so you could suck the man gravy out to bust out a monster 400 deadlift for one hard rep, bitch. my post took an unexpected turn there

Hey noob!!! Go fvck yourself.

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MOS