Author Topic: Monday gym story !!!!!!!! (Read 54639 times)

gtbro1 · « **Reply #275 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:04:53 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on April 18, 2006, 10:03:02 AM

i just think it's comical that he has strung you guys along for 11pgs

lol...good point.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #276 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:05:46 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 18, 2006, 09:46:41 AM

No ...I would just do it myself....MOS...do you honestly think that your lame jokes are funny?I mean seriously..Can't you do better than that?.. are you really that dumb that all you can ever come up with is "He is gayer than"..jokes.LMFAO..

AHAHAAHAHAH!!! You're about 6 MOS posts from fashioning a noose, but my squad colleagues don't need my assistance with a little turd bump like you AHAHAAHAHAH!!!

MOS

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #277 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:06:14 AM »

You guys are acting as if my story isn't true....

gtbro1 · « **Reply #278 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:07:20 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 10:05:46 AM

AHAHAAHAHAH!!! You're about 6 MOS posts from fashioning a noose, but my squad colleagues don't need my assistance with a little turd bump like you AHAHAAHAHAH!!!

MOS

hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha...what are they gona do? Call me gay?...go get em who cares.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #279 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:08:06 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on April 18, 2006, 10:03:02 AM

i just think it's comical that he has strung you guys along for 11pgs

Yes Superstar, Show's thread has become quite hot.......what can you do? Tiny tits are drawn to it like moths to a flame.....they're practically lining up and beggin to be extinguished!!

MOS

alexxx · « **Reply #280 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:08:14 AM »

lol I knew that Showstoppa didn't have the balls!

Dingleberry · « **Reply #281 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:09:08 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 18, 2006, 09:58:46 AM

Ok I'll admit it. I got stuck under that weight once on my final set of my final reps when I was a kid. Never hapened again!

Anyone who's ever lifted for any amount of time has got stuck. Luckily I never got stuck in a gym, but have a couple times at home.
The stupidest thing I ever did at a gym was walk straight into the end of a barbell that was racked on a shoulder press. It was right at eye level. I kept on working out with my eye all watering and shit, tying to act like it didn't hurt. hahaha
I ended up getting a minor black eye.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #282 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:15:13 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 10:08:06 AM

Yes Superstar, Show's thread has become quite hot.......what can you do? Tiny tits are drawn to it like moths to a flame.....they're practically lining up and beggin to be extinguished!!

MOS

Do you honestly not know how stupid you sound?

SS · « **Reply #283 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:15:32 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 10:08:06 AM

Yes Superstar, Show's thread has become quite hot.......what can you do? Tiny tits are drawn to it like moths to a flame.....they're practically lining up and beggin to be extinguished!!

MOS

hahaha! yes when anyone from the elite SQUAD starts a thread........... it's guaranteed to be HOT!

Man of Steel · « **Reply #284 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:15:40 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 10:09:08 AM

Anyone who's ever lifted for any amount of time has got stuck. Luckily I never got stuck in a gym, but have a couple times at home.
The stupidest thing I ever did at a gym was walk straight into the end of a barbell that was racked on a shoulder press. It was right at eye level. I kept on working out with my eye all watering and shit, tying to act like it didn't hurt. hahaha
I ended up getting a minor black eye.

I never got stuck under a barbell, but I did get stuck in plate loaded leg press after I'd been lifting for a couple years....I thought I'd be Dorian Yates and go full out high intensity to failure all badass and shit. I learned the importance of a good spotter at the end of that set LOL!!!

MOS

alexxx · « **Reply #285 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:15:54 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 10:09:08 AM

Anyone who's ever lifted for any amount of time has got stuck. Luckily I never got stuck in a gym, but have a couple times at home.
The stupidest thing I ever did at a gym was walk straight into the end of a barbell that was racked on a shoulder press. It was right at eye level. I kept on working out with my eye all watering and shit, tying to act like it didn't hurt. hahaha
I ended up getting a minor black eye.

That sounds like it hurts.

The dumbess thing I did was put eye glass cleaner into my contacts case by accident and left my contacts there for the whole night. I put my contacts on in the morining and everything went blurry and my eyes got irritated. I still took the bus for one hour to go train at the gym. I literally couldn't see shit for the whole day.

alexxx · « **Reply #286 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:16:58 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 10:15:40 AM

I never got stuck under a barbell, but I did get stuck in plate loaded leg press after I'd been lifting for a couple years....I thought I'd be Dorian Yates and go full out high intensity to failure all badass and shit. I learned the importance of a good spotter at the end of that set LOL!!!

MOS

lol @ you fool!

I think it hapened to me once

Dingleberry · « **Reply #287 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:21:34 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 10:15:40 AM

I never got stuck under a barbell, but I did get stuck in plate loaded leg press after I'd been lifting for a couple years....I thought I'd be Dorian Yates and go full out high intensity to failure all badass and shit. I learned the importance of a good spotter at the end of that set LOL!!!

MOS

hahaha, too funny. Alexxx's contact story is funny as hell too.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #288 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:24:02 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 18, 2006, 10:15:13 AM

Do you honestly not know how stupid you sound?

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ok "gtbro1" LOL!!! Oh brother, I bet you're the type of lady that joins the marines straight out of high school and when first approached by your drill sargeant that asks, "Holy shit look at this steaming pile of dogshit!! Do you suck cock?!! Why did you join my beloved core maggot?!" you reply, "Sir yes sir!!! Heard this place had a few good men!! So I'm here to suck some big cock, lick some taint and have some hairy balls dangled in my face.....errrr.....I mean, I'm here to serve my country sir!!" Whew brother, as the day is long!!!

MOS

Dingleberry · « **Reply #289 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:27:45 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 18, 2006, 10:15:54 AM

That sounds like it hurts.

Oh yeah, hurt like a bitch, was like getting punched but worst cause knuckles are softer than iron. I was trying to act like it didn't happen which is almost impossible when I could hardly even keep my eye open.
I forgot to mention that a few days later I went to my Dad's for Thanksgiving and he took some family pictures. To this day, he has one of me on the wall with a black eye (not bad, but a nice dark spot under my eye). LOL, I laugh at my dumb ass every time I see it.

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #290 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:06:37 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 10:24:02 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ok "gtbro1" LOL!!! Oh brother, I bet you're the type of lady that joins the marines straight out of high school and when first approached by your drill sargeant that asks, "Holy shit look at this steaming pile of dogshit!! Do you suck cock?!! Why did you join my beloved core maggot?!" you reply, "Sir yes sir!!! Heard this place had a few good men!! So I'm here to suck some big cock, lick some taint and have some hairy balls dangled in my face.....errrr.....I mean, I'm here to serve my country sir!!" Whew brother, as the day is long!!!

MOS

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #291 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:07:13 AM »

candidate beats alexxx

candidate2025 · « **Reply #292 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:09:40 AM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on April 18, 2006, 11:07:13 AM

candidate beats alexxx

yeesssss.......theres one tally mark

Man of Steel · « **Reply #293 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:14:15 AM »

Alexxx beat off his boyfriend....does that count?

MOS

Dingleberry · « **Reply #294 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:16:07 AM »

Quote from: candidate2025 on April 18, 2006, 11:09:40 AM

yeesssss.......theres one tally mark

haha, lurking on this thread like Weed does on "Homosexuality 101" in the 18+ area.

candidate2025 · « **Reply #295 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:17:02 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 11:16:07 AM

haha, lurking on this thread like Weed does on "Homosexuality 101" in the 18+ area.

no i just woke up and logged on.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #296 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:18:49 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 18, 2006, 11:14:15 AM

Alexxx beat off his boyfriend....does that count?

MOS

yes, in fact it does count.....it was that crucial placing that secured his Mr. Hom"O" 2006 victory.

SS · « **Reply #297 on:** April 18, 2006, 12:06:56 PM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 18, 2006, 11:16:07 AM

haha, lurking on this thread like Weed does on "Homosexuality 101" in the 18+ area.

hahaha! you got that right!.........careful alexxx, you have a stalker in the making

candidate2025 12:04:54 PM Viewing alexxx's profile.

alexxx · « **Reply #298 on:** April 18, 2006, 12:12:17 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on April 18, 2006, 12:06:56 PM

hahaha! you got that right!.........careful alexxx, you have a stalker in the making

candidate2025 12:04:54 PM Viewing alexxx's profile.

Oh you better believe it! I got that effect on all the little twats. There are lots of guys eyeing me in the gym. Last time it was some ab shooter's girlfriend

candidate2025 · « **Reply #299 on:** April 18, 2006, 12:12:57 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on April 18, 2006, 12:06:56 PM

hahaha! you got that right!.........careful alexxx, you have a stalker in the making

candidate2025 12:04:54 PM Viewing alexxx's profile.

haha...go look at my activity log and youll see all mornign long ive been checking everymembers profile to see who has aim