Author Topic: Monday gym story !!!!!!!! (Read 54631 times)

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #300 on:** April 18, 2006, 07:45:11 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 17, 2006, 09:14:34 AM

I was in the middle of a set of deadlifts, nothing over the top, 365 for 8 when I notice this 150lb turd loading 135lb's on the bench behind me. He hops around for a couple of minutes and then jumps under the weight. I was doing a bit of stretching when I noticed the bar was in a slow downward movement, I thought maybe he is doing a negative, but then it just dead stopped on his chest. Pause, maybe? After about 10 seconds he raised his head, looked at me and asked if "hey man can I get a spot" to which I pointed at my lower back and told him I couldn't risk injury. Some 110lb desk worker chick finally wrestled it off him. It was pretty damn comical.
So I finished my 3rd set of 365 and gave him an old-school head nod greeting and left.

you should of taken 1 45 off and let the bar tip over if you're that paranoid about your back. It was irresponsible for that guy for trying the lift but you could of shown more class.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #301 on:** April 19, 2006, 01:01:13 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on April 18, 2006, 10:15:32 AM

hahaha! yes when anyone from the elite SQUAD starts a thread........... it's guaranteed to be HOT!

ELITE? ???HAHAHAHA they are just a bunch of dorks!! LMFAO

Mars · « **Reply #302 on:** April 19, 2006, 01:17:31 AM »

"gtbro1" do you really want to get crucified like the little bag of skin you are?

gtbro1 · « **Reply #303 on:** April 19, 2006, 01:52:04 AM »

Quote from: Mars on April 19, 2006, 01:17:31 AM

"gtbro1" do you really want to get crucified like the little bag of skin you are?

Crucified

....hahahah ...PALEASE!!What can you guys do to me? NOTHING. ALL you will do is show how RETARDED you are and respond to all my posts with "I bet you're the type of guy who..." or " Yes,he is gayer than Elton John's hairdresser"...or lets see...what are some of the other "OWNINGS"

I have seen..HMMM OH WELL there have been SO many classic lines from you guys,that it is hard to remember them all...

..YOU GUYS ARE NERDS. You act like eighth graders...your "ownings "are dumb...it might be somewhat entertaining to read,even when it is directed at me, IF THEY WERE FUNNY!!but that is just it ,they are not funny..they are stupid.Use me as a target all ya want,I could use a few good laughs...but for Gods sake..just do one thing before you guys "crucify" me...come up with some new material will ya..something that is creative..something that will make people laugh...not just the same old not funny crap you always "OWN" people with....Think hard little boy ..I am looking forward to the crucifiction of gtbro1..it has been boring around here so please make it good...LMFAO

Mars · « **Reply #304 on:** April 19, 2006, 02:05:04 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 01:52:04 AM

Crucified ....hahahah ...PALEASE!!What can you guys do to me? NOTHING. ALL you will do is show how RETARDED you are and respond to all my posts with "I bet you're the type of guy who..." or " Yes,he is gayer than Elton John's hairdresser"...or lets see...what are some of the other "OWNINGS" I have seen..HMMM OH WELL there have been SO many classic lines from you guys,that it is hard to remember them all... ..YOU GUYS ARE NERDS. You act like eighth graders...your "ownings "are dumb...it might be somewhat entertaining to read,even when it is directed at me, IF THEY WERE FUNNY!!but that is just it ,they are not funny..they are stupid.Use me as a target all ya want,I could use a few good laughs...but for Gods sake..just do one thing before you guys "crucify" me...come up with some new material will ya..something that is creative..something that will make people laugh...not just the same old not funny crap you always "OWN" people with....Think hard little boy ..I am looking forward to the crucifiction of gtbro1..it has been boring around here so please make it good...LMFAO

Brutal m.eltdown

gtbro1 · « **Reply #305 on:** April 19, 2006, 02:35:12 AM »

NO MARS...I wasn't melting down...I was making fun of you....LMFAO..Come on now, little boy,I expected better from YOU...out of all of you "SQUAD" jackasses .. you are the only one who has been even remotely entertaining...I think it was your "Team MID GETS 1ST AND 2ND AND THE COVER" ...hahaha now I will give ya credit ,that was funny!...I figured you could come up with something a little more creative than your typical m.eltdown line.You are disappointing me MARS...I want you to think hard about your next post .....make it a good one..I am hoping for some new comedy from you geniuses...after all,you did say you were going to crucify me.So let's hear it. I want to hear the best "OWNING" you guys have ever dished out.Don't post anything else to me until you have something really funny. Your reputation as "THE ELITE SQUAD" (hahaha) is on the line...show us all how ~~stupid~~ cool you are.I don't know how many of you there are,I am guessing just a few nerds with multiple accounts,but I will play along.

drkaje · « **Reply #306 on:** April 19, 2006, 05:45:01 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 01:52:04 AM

Crucified ....hahahah ...PALEASE!!What can you guys do to me? NOTHING. ALL you will do is show how RETARDED you are and respond to all my posts with "I bet you're the type of guy who..." or " Yes,he is gayer than Elton John's hairdresser"...or lets see...what are some of the other "OWNINGS" I have seen..HMMM OH WELL there have been SO many classic lines from you guys,that it is hard to remember them all... ..YOU GUYS ARE NERDS. You act like eighth graders...your "ownings "are dumb...it might be somewhat entertaining to read,even when it is directed at me, IF THEY WERE FUNNY!!but that is just it ,they are not funny..they are stupid.Use me as a target all ya want,I could use a few good laughs...but for Gods sake..just do one thing before you guys "crucify" me...come up with some new material will ya..something that is creative..something that will make people laugh...not just the same old not funny crap you always "OWN" people with....Think hard little boy ..I am looking forward to the crucifiction of gtbro1..it has been boring around here so please make it good...LMFAO

LOL!

It seems like you read a lot of The Squad's posts, LOL!

sarcasm · « **Reply #307 on:** April 19, 2006, 07:17:12 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 02:35:12 AM

NO MARS...I wasn't melting down...I was making fun of you....LMFAO..Come on now, little boy,I expected better from YOU...out of all of you "SQUAD" jackasses .. you are the only one who has been even remotely entertaining...I think it was your "Team MID GETS 1ST AND 2ND AND THE COVER" ...hahaha now I will give ya credit ,that was funny!...I figured you could come up with something a little more creative than your typical m.eltdown line.You are disappointing me MARS...I want you to think hard about your next post .....make it a good one..I am hoping for some new comedy from you geniuses...after all,you did say you were going to crucify me.So let's hear it. I want to hear the best "OWNING" you guys have ever dished out.Don't post anything else to me until you have something really funny. Your reputation as "THE ELITE SQUAD" (hahaha) is on the line...show us all how ~~stupid~~ cool you are.I don't know how many of you there are,I am guessing just a few nerds with multiple accounts,but I will play along.

m eltdown................. O WNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haider · « **Reply #308 on:** April 19, 2006, 07:21:37 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 02:35:12 AM

NO MARS...I wasn't melting down...I was making fun of you....LMFAO..Come on now, little boy,I expected better from YOU...out of all of you "SQUAD" jackasses .. you are the only one who has been even remotely entertaining...I think it was your "Team MID GETS 1ST AND 2ND AND THE COVER" ...hahaha now I will give ya credit ,that was funny!...I figured you could come up with something a little more creative than your typical m.eltdown line.You are disappointing me MARS...I want you to think hard about your next post .....make it a good one..I am hoping for some new comedy from you geniuses...after all,you did say you were going to crucify me.So let's hear it. I want to hear the best "OWNING" you guys have ever dished out.Don't post anything else to me until you have something really funny. Your reputation as "THE ELITE SQUAD" (hahaha) is on the line...show us all how ~~stupid~~ cool you are.I don't know how many of you there are,I am guessing just a few nerds with multiple accounts,but I will play along.

Monster M.E.L.T.D.O.W.N in Brutal Fashion!!!!

Dingleberry · « **Reply #309 on:** April 19, 2006, 07:23:47 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 01:52:04 AM

or " Yes,he is gayer than Elton John's hairdresser"

I'm flattered you remembered one of my jokes, it must have been pretty good.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #310 on:** April 19, 2006, 07:24:27 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 02:35:12 AM

NO MARS...I wasn't melting down...I was making fun of you....LMFAO..Come on now, little boy,I expected better from YOU...out of all of you "SQUAD" jackasses .. you are the only one who has been even remotely entertaining...I think it was your "Team MID GETS 1ST AND 2ND AND THE COVER" ...hahaha now I will give ya credit ,that was funny!...I figured you could come up with something a little more creative than your typical m.eltdown line.You are disappointing me MARS...I want you to think hard about your next post .....make it a good one..I am hoping for some new comedy from you geniuses...after all,you did say you were going to crucify me.So let's hear it. I want to hear the best "OWNING" you guys have ever dished out.Don't post anything else to me until you have something really funny. Your reputation as "THE ELITE SQUAD" (hahaha) is on the line...show us all how ~~stupid~~ cool you are.I don't know how many of you there are,I am guessing just a few nerds with multiple accounts,but I will play along.

Spontaneous human combustion

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #311 on:** April 19, 2006, 07:43:59 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 19, 2006, 01:52:04 AM

Crucified ....hahahah ...PALEASE!!What can you guys do to me? NOTHING. ALL you will do is show how RETARDED you are and respond to all my posts with "I bet you're the type of guy who..." or " Yes,he is gayer than Elton John's hairdresser"...or lets see...what are some of the other "OWNINGS" I have seen..HMMM OH WELL there have been SO many classic lines from you guys,that it is hard to remember them all... ..YOU GUYS ARE NERDS. You act like eighth graders...your "ownings "are dumb...it might be somewhat entertaining to read,even when it is directed at me, IF THEY WERE FUNNY!!but that is just it ,they are not funny..they are stupid.Use me as a target all ya want,I could use a few good laughs...but for Gods sake..just do one thing before you guys "crucify" me...come up with some new material will ya..something that is creative..something that will make people laugh...not just the same old not funny crap you always "OWN" people with....Think hard little boy ..I am looking forward to the crucifiction of gtbro1..it has been boring around here so please make it good...LMFAO

hahahahaha, epic, hahahahaha

blondmusclhunk · « **Reply #312 on:** April 19, 2006, 08:56:14 AM »

I was new at one time and I made mistakes but I tried to be a safe as I could. And never tried to lift too heavy, but I read a lot on bb most guys dont. Using too much weight or not using collars is a pet peeve of mine. Guys that dont use them I guess they feel stronger?? I always use them. I give tips to any new guy i see doing something wrong in hopes that it will greatly benefit him. I always sought advice and took advice from experinced guys. Although sometimes you may tell one guy something and he will take it so personally like your attacking him or something. But maybe one day they may say he was right after all.

sarcasm · « **Reply #313 on:** April 19, 2006, 08:57:48 AM »

Quote from: blondmusclhunk on April 19, 2006, 08:56:14 AM

I was new at one time and I made mistakes but I tried to be a safe as I could. And never tried to lift too heavy, but I read a lot on bb most guys dont. Using too much weight or not using collars is a pet peeve of mine. Guys that dont use them I guess they feel stronger?? I always use them. I give tips to any new guy i see doing something wrong in hopes that it will greatly benefit him. I always sought advice and took advice from experinced guys. Although sometimes you may tell one guy something and he will take it so personally like your attacking him or something. But maybe one day they may say he was right after all.

you sound like a HUGE guy "blondmusclhulk", hahahaha.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #314 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:08:05 AM »

In all likelihood, the kid learned his lesson and will get a spot next time. We have all made mistakes, that's how we gain experience.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #315 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:09:05 AM »

anvil · « **Reply #316 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:10:51 AM »

Cool socks!!

I don't want to know where you came up with that picture...

SS · « **Reply #317 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:11:08 AM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 09:08:05 AM

In all likelihood, the kid learned his lesson and will get a spot next time. We have all made mistakes, that's how we gain experience.

is that how you got to your massive 160lb bench....

LuciusFox · « **Reply #318 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:14:15 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on April 19, 2006, 09:11:08 AM

is that how you got to your massive 160lb bench....

160 is my current weight. I benched 187 once, that's my max, and I also benched 185 at a bodyweight of only 155, raw and drug-free.

sarcasm · « **Reply #319 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:15:19 AM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 09:14:15 AM

160 is my current weight. I benched 187 once, that's my max, and I also benched 185 at a bodyweight of only 155, raw and drug-free.

"185 raw and drug free", hahahaha, if you need drugs and a shirt to bench 185 you're a sad little bitch.

SS · « **Reply #320 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:15:51 AM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 09:14:15 AM

160 is my current weight. I benched 187 once, that's my max, and I also benched 185 at a bodyweight of only 155, raw and drug-free.

LOL "raw and drug free"

anvil · « **Reply #321 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:27:47 AM »

come on, drug free maybe but you surely had on a bench shirt! It would be too mind-boggling to attempt without

gtbro1 · « **Reply #322 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:31:27 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 19, 2006, 07:23:47 AM

I'm flattered you remembered one of my jokes, it must have been pretty good.

That one wasn't too bad.....but Mars has you beat with his "TEAM MID GETS 1ST AND 2ND AND THE COVER!!"

alexxx · « **Reply #323 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:50:41 AM »

lol I am sure within 3 months lucius will be beating you sarcasm. I am sure he is already beatin mars!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #324 on:** April 19, 2006, 09:53:34 AM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 19, 2006, 09:14:15 AM

160 is my current weight. I benched 187 once, that's my max, and I also benched 185 at a bodyweight of only 155, raw and drug-free.

Lucius, you should make your tag line "raw and drug free."
hahaha classic.