Author Topic: Monday gym story !!!!!!!! (Read 54480 times)

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #375 on:** April 20, 2006, 09:29:27 AM »

yeah you wouldn't want to take credit for that

candidate2025 · « **Reply #376 on:** April 20, 2006, 09:32:21 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 20, 2006, 09:26:47 AM

The first pic is not me medford..

whats that alexxxx??ohhhhhh ahaha

candidate2025 · « **Reply #377 on:** April 20, 2006, 09:39:42 AM »

;Dusher has a more muscular physique!!!

LuciusFox · « **Reply #378 on:** April 20, 2006, 09:44:11 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 08:40:03 AM

And some people need to find some newer material if they're going to comment on other peoples choice of humor.

"act your age and not your sandal size" - Moses. 1400 BC

Newer material is not needed, or even preferable, given the consistency of human nature.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #379 on:** April 20, 2006, 10:09:19 AM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 20, 2006, 09:44:11 AM

Newer material is not needed, or even preferable, given the consistency of human nature.

Sorry professor, but yes, newer material is not only desired, but needed as well. Human nature is curious. Curiosity is the quest for new knowledge, and that quest is the essence of learning. By reading the post right now, you are an example of that.
As a great man said many years ago – “Owned”

LuciusFox · « **Reply #380 on:** April 20, 2006, 10:11:25 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 10:09:19 AM

Sorry professor, but yes, newer material is not only desired, but needed as well. Human nature is curious. Curiosity is the quest for new knowledge, and that quest is the essence of learning. By reading the post right now, you are an example of that.
As a great man said many years ago – “Owned”

There are more current phrases, but an insult is an insult. I don't know what the professor remark was all about. I'm not a professor anywhere.

Capt._America · « **Reply #381 on:** April 20, 2006, 10:16:21 AM »

It's assholes like you that get people discouraged from working out, would not have killed you to help the guy, give him a few pointers and spotted him on next set, newbies need the old schoolers, like me, to help them out so they don't get embarassed or intimidated, dude we are all brothers in the gym, so stop acting like assholes or we are better than the smaller guys cause we are bigger, remember, someone helped you out when you started.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #382 on:** April 20, 2006, 10:36:18 AM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 20, 2006, 10:11:25 AM

There are more current phrases, but an insult is an insult. I don't know what the professor remark was all about. I'm not a professor anywhere.

You are correct, an insult is an insult - "yes some people here need to start acting their age and not their shoe size". I simply replied to his with one of my own. Besides, I don’t think you have any room to talk considering many of the people you replied to with “dwarfed” or “m e l t d o w n” probably felt insulted.
We all know that posting on this board can lead to people ragging on you; in this case “nzmusclemonster” knew that before he even hit the "Post" button.

This board is full of people cracking on each other, and you know what? 90%+ of the people think it's funny as hell. Such attacks are entertainment. There are plenty of "gentler, kinder” boards out there for anyone who is willing to look, but the truth is, they aren't 10% as entertaining as this one.

I called you professor because your post came off like you were above us “primitives”, and although in some of your posts you might act a little more civilized, in others you are right at our level, banging bones over peoples heads.

Necrosis · « **Reply #383 on:** April 20, 2006, 10:38:58 AM »

showstoppa, your father must have been taking some serious shit to press 450 in college, i'm surprised you dont have spina bifida with the sperm count your dad was producing, and the motility issues, i bet your eyes dont line up right, and you only have one ball, hahahahhahhahahahah

225 for ten on military is nothing bitch i pressed 350 the other day and im only 21, your a pussy dude so stop bragging and grilling people when your the one who started a thread talking about how you could have hurt your back while spotting 135, be a fucking man and fucking help the kid bitch, i bet you and mos do the double squat with MOS exsposing the reason they call him MOS, hahahhaahahha, man this is too easy, you keep posting pussy numbers, fuck lie a bit and make yourself look like you can lift something you monster, haahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha hahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahahhaahhahahah......... ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ .......... fag

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #384 on:** April 20, 2006, 10:49:44 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on April 20, 2006, 10:38:58 AM

showstoppa, your father must have been taking some serious shit to press 450 in college, i'm surprised you dont have spina bifida with the sperm count your dad was producing, and the motility issues, i bet your eyes dont line up right, and you only have one ball, hahahahhahhahahahah

225 for ten on military is nothing bitch i pressed 350 the other day and im only 21, your a pussy dude so stop bragging and grilling people when your the one who started a thread talking about how you could have hurt your back while spotting 135, be a fucking man and fucking help the kid bitch, i bet you and mos do the double squat with MOS exsposing the reason they call him MOS, hahahhaahahha, man this is too easy, you keep posting pussy numbers, f**k lie a bit and make yourself look like you can lift something you monster, haahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha hahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahahhaahhahahah......... ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ .......... fag

What, polesmoker? I never mentioned my dad, you must have me mixed up with MOS.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #385 on:** April 20, 2006, 10:52:25 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 20, 2006, 10:49:44 AM

What, polesmoker? I never mentioned my dad, you must have me mixed up with MOS.

He must, but with those verbal skills at 21 you know he comes from family of dribblin retards.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #386 on:** April 20, 2006, 10:53:00 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on April 20, 2006, 10:38:58 AM

225 for ten on military is nothing bitch i pressed 350 the other day and im only 21,

You military pressed 350?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #387 on:** April 20, 2006, 10:55:01 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 10:53:00 AM

You military pressed 350?

I didn't know Mark Henry was posting on here.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #388 on:** April 20, 2006, 11:04:08 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 20, 2006, 10:55:01 AM

I didn't know Mark Henry was posting on here.

I met Mark Henry in one of my old dungeon-gyms and he sounds nothin like this babblin, peterpuffin retard.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #389 on:** April 20, 2006, 11:20:49 AM »

Quote from: LilPoppaPete on April 20, 2006, 11:17:10 AM

You military press 350? Congratulations... You're one the strongest men in the world.

And possibly THE strongest gay 21 year old to do so.

alexxx · « **Reply #390 on:** April 20, 2006, 11:23:07 AM »

Quote from: usmokepole on April 20, 2006, 10:38:58 AM

showstoppa, your father must have been taking some serious shit to press 450 in college, i'm surprised you dont have spina bifida with the sperm count your dad was producing, and the motility issues, i bet your eyes dont line up right, and you only have one ball, hahahahhahhahahahah

225 for ten on military is nothing bitch i pressed 350 the other day and im only 21, your a pussy dude so stop bragging and grilling people when your the one who started a thread talking about how you could have hurt your back while spotting 135, be a fucking man and fucking help the kid bitch, i bet you and mos do the double squat with MOS exsposing the reason they call him MOS, hahahhaahahha, man this is too easy, you keep posting pussy numbers, f**k lie a bit and make yourself look like you can lift something you monster, haahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha hahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahahhaahhahahah......... ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ .......... fag

Derik Anthony?

Dingleberry · « **Reply #391 on:** April 20, 2006, 11:26:50 AM »

I forgot to add something to my last post -

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AAAAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA.... .[breath]...HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH AHAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA. ..[cough, cough]...HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH AHAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA

Necrosis · « **Reply #392 on:** April 20, 2006, 11:48:17 AM »

man, for real though this site is some of the funniest shit i ever read man. i laughed my ass off, derik anthony? funny as hell, when people grill each other it is fucking hilarious.

but on a serious note, a 350 pound shoulder press is not world class.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #393 on:** April 20, 2006, 12:06:58 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on April 20, 2006, 11:48:17 AM

man, for real though this site is some of the funniest shit i ever read man. i laughed my ass off, derik anthony? funny as hell, when people grill each other it is fucking hilarious.

but on a serious note, a 350 pound shoulder press is not world class.

Yes, this site is hilarious, I feel the same way. But you are about to get a "Comedy Gold" award if you say you can shoulder press 350 at 21 years old.

anvil · « **Reply #394 on:** April 20, 2006, 12:41:26 PM »

A 350 pound military press? Okay, let's just be clear... being in the military and leg pressing 350 pounds is not a "350 pound military press"

sarcasm · « **Reply #395 on:** April 20, 2006, 12:45:32 PM »

Quote from: anvil on April 20, 2006, 12:41:26 PM

A 350 pound military press? Okay, let's just be clear... being in the military and leg pressing 350 pounds is not a "350 pound military press"

he meant that he military pressed 35 pounds for 10 reps.

Necrosis · « **Reply #396 on:** April 20, 2006, 01:15:28 PM »

seated shoulder press of 350, yes i did it yesterday, i am going to videotape it and i will post it here if i can, if i do this i want you to admit you suck cock, and i am 21, and another unbeliveable thing is im natural, not fucking with you, im sure until i post the video i'll get grilled but when i do post it i guess their will be no doubt

Necrosis · « **Reply #397 on:** April 20, 2006, 01:18:34 PM »

what if i said i can curl 100 pound db in each arm, does that sound like alot because i will post that also. guess im just strong for a 21 year old, people like alexx make me laugh with their normal lifts and try and play them up in every post and dont prove shit.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #398 on:** April 20, 2006, 01:21:08 PM »

Quote from: anvil on April 20, 2006, 12:41:26 PM

A 350 pound military press? Okay, let's just be clear... being in the military and leg pressing 350 pounds is not a "350 pound military press"

You sure it doesn't mean - With his gag-reflexes subdued and his mouth wide open, he pressed his chin against his 350 pound life-partner's nuts. All while watching that military show with his favorite actor, Gomer Pyle, USMC.

anvil · « **Reply #399 on:** April 20, 2006, 02:19:26 PM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 20, 2006, 01:21:08 PM

You sure it doesn't mean - With his gag-reflexes subdued and his mouth wide open, he pressed his chin against his 350 pound life-partner's nuts. All while watching that military show with his favorite actor, Gomer Pyle, USMC.

That's not very nice...

I like the Will Ferrell hippie dude in yer avatar