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Coronavirus - Remedy for Toilet Paper. Buying Water Why?
« on: March 13, 2020, 05:00:44 PM »
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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2020, 06:26:21 PM »
throw used paper towel in waste bin like mexican

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2020, 06:52:06 PM »
Home Depot insulation shelves wiped clean.

Unrelated, toilets are being stolen from police stations but cops have nothing to go on.



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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2020, 05:16:59 AM »
Don't put paper towels in the toilet.

They will clog your pipes.

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2020, 05:25:47 AM »

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2020, 05:35:45 AM »
 Use the Koran.

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2020, 05:36:55 AM »
You need a bf with strong constitution, for an everyday rimming session.

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2020, 05:44:44 AM »



1.Wipe your ass with your left hand (or the hand which you don’t use to eat or shake with people). Let’s call it shit hand.

2.Wash that hand! I mean wash it with soap until it is perfectly clean. I mean, even if you’re using toilet paper or other tools, this is the only way for you to make sure that your hand is clean

3.Don’t shake hand with people using your shit hand. That’s rude, even though it’s probably clean.

4.Don’t eat using your shit hand by directly putting it in your mouth.

5.Don’t open door with your shit hand. Unless this is a toilet door, because it is dirty anyway, you can never be sure.

6.Don’t hand things over to your friend or people using your shit hand

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2020, 06:06:57 AM »



1.Wipe your ass with your left hand (or the hand which you don’t use to eat or shake with people). Let’s call it shit hand.

2.Wash that hand! I mean wash it with soap until it is perfectly clean. I mean, even if you’re using toilet paper or other tools, this is the only way for you to make sure that your hand is clean

3.Don’t shake hand with people using your shit hand. That’s rude, even though it’s probably clean.

4.Don’t eat using your shit hand by directly putting it in your mouth.

5.Don’t open door with your shit hand. Unless this is a toilet door, because it is dirty anyway, you can never be sure.

6.Don’t hand things over to your friend or people using your shit hand
so which hand do you jerk off with?

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2020, 06:08:01 AM »

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2020, 06:09:22 AM »
so which hand do you jerk off with?
Right for regular sex , left (shit hand ) for anal

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2020, 06:14:45 AM »
Matt will refuse to use it because technically it is not toilet paper!  :D

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2020, 06:31:03 AM »
I don't know if you guys in USA have them. But in Aus there are paperbark trees, very effective for ass wiping, I have used them myself no issues.

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2020, 07:08:41 AM »
I don't know if you guys in USA have them. But in Aus there are paperbark trees, very effective for ass wiping, I have used them myself no issues.

No trees like that but we have paperback books.

They must be made from those trees.

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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2020, 08:54:15 AM »
You will clog up your plumbing if u flush paper towel moron face
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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2020, 10:13:13 AM »
Showers..
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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2020, 03:03:14 PM »
 Tom Hanks runs out of TP  :-X




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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2020, 03:10:55 PM »
Just let the girlfriend lick you clean


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Re: Remedy For The Toilet Tissue Crisis
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2020, 03:48:16 PM »
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Why Are People Buying Water?
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2020, 07:41:49 PM »
Goodmorrow!

I can understand the toilet paper in case you get sick but why water? Do they think the water system is going to get contaminated? If that happens we're in bigger trouble then needing toilet paper.




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Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2020, 07:43:42 PM »
People are stupid.

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Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2020, 07:45:50 PM »
Goodmorrow!

I can understand the toilet paper in case you get sick but why water? Do they think the water system is going to get contaminated? If that happens we're in bigger trouble then needing toilet paper.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not everyone drinks tapwater. Also not everyone uses toilet paper, so to some buying toilet paper in bulk is retarded when all you need is this..


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Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2020, 07:46:59 PM »
People are stupid.

This thread is now closed.

This.^

I went out and ran some errands and decided to look around.

No toilet paper to be seen.

Fucking idiots.

I guess being sheep isn't bad enough.

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Re: Why Are People Buying Water?
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2020, 07:56:00 PM »