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Marty Champions

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Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« on: August 23, 2020, 09:08:59 PM »
I usually bike on side walks but dam those hills are the most extreme cardio

Biking hits cardio quads calves triceps

Very fun riding all day around college are wit fat ass teens sororitys
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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2020, 06:47:10 AM »
Yes but do these young girls like watching a big fat 300 lb paint huffing hillbilly Retard cruise around on a bicycle while talking about grass clippings and electricity?

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2020, 07:32:43 AM »
Yes but do these young girls like watching a big fat 300 lb paint huffing hillbilly Retard cruise around on a bicycle while talking about grass clippings and electricity?

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2020, 08:14:00 AM »
Yes but do these young girls like watching a big fat 300 lb paint huffing hillbilly Retard cruise around on a bicycle while talking about grass clippings and electricity?
They will if he gets back to his old look.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2020, 09:11:06 AM »
Remember robcguns was doin bent rows with 405 for 6 now only using 70 pound dumbells what a sad joke
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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2020, 09:15:20 AM »
Remember robcguns was doin bent rows with 405 for 6 now only using 70 pound dumbells what a sad joke

Give the account back to the original Johnny.

robcguns

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2020, 09:16:27 AM »
They will if he gets back to his old look.

That will never happen, he’s a fucking mess.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2020, 09:18:12 AM »
That will never happen, he’s a fucking mess.
Do we know if he's even still alive?

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2020, 09:18:21 AM »
Remember robcguns was doin bent rows with 405 for 6 now only using 70 pound dumbells what a sad joke

Yes it’s called age and being smarter.I have bench pressed 500lbs as well but now I now do incline dumbbell presses instead using 60-100.Its called joint pain from lifting for 29 years and not caring about the heavy weight anymore.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2020, 09:44:35 AM »
Do we know if he's even still alive?

Judging by pics in the last few years and all the paint huffing I’d say prob not.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2020, 09:46:09 AM »
Yes but do these young girls like watching a big fat 300 lb paint huffing hillbilly Retard cruise around on a bicycle while talking about grass clippings and electricity?

this isnt the real Marty Champions...

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2020, 09:57:22 AM »
Judging by pics in the last few years and all the paint huffing I’d say prob not.
He hasn't posted any new Youtube videos in years.  Didn't Goodrum or Adonis know him?

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2020, 10:55:44 AM »
He hasn't posted any new Youtube videos in years.  Didn't Goodrum or Adonis know him?

Marty appeared to completely lose it in those videos from a couple years ago.so he prob died from doing drugs and being way overweight.I do believe Adonis knew him not sure of vince but both down south so maybe.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2020, 10:57:22 AM »
Marty appeared to completely lose it in those videos from a couple years ago.so he prob died from doing drugs and being way overweight.I do believe Adonis knew him not sure of vince but both down south so maybe.
With those genetics he could have owned the world.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2020, 04:45:21 PM »
Owning the world
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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2020, 05:57:34 PM »
With those genetics he could have owned the world.

Woulda,coulda,shoulda.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2020, 06:32:49 PM »
I usually bike on side walks but dam those hills are the most extreme cardio

Biking hits cardio quads calves triceps

Very fun riding all day around college are wit fat ass teens sororitys

Next time you're riding on campus, try to find an English class in session.  Stop in and ask where the nearest elementary school is, so you can start at the correct level - ground zero.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2020, 06:46:57 PM »
Next time you're riding on campus, try to find an English class in session.  Stop in and ask where the nearest elementary school is, so you can start at the correct level - ground zero.
the best school is nature , the best lessons are learned while doing lunges on the grass while I’m teaching your 18 year old mother my son
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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2020, 09:38:38 AM »
Woulda,coulda,shoulda.
I'm sure he pulled some prime tail in those few short years of being in shape.  If I looked like that I'd have a harem.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2020, 11:03:27 AM »
I'm sure he pulled some prime tail in those few short years of being in shape.  If I looked like that I'd have a harem.

I’m sure he did but if he didn’t let himself go he still could be.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2020, 12:01:48 PM »
I’m sure he did but if he didn’t let himself go he still could be.
He would probably have 100 little falcons by now as I doubt he was smart enough to put on a condom.

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Re: Mountain biking is the fucking of exercise
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2020, 07:39:24 PM »
I envision hundreds of house painters and grass cutters ... all little falcons the lot of them, 6'6" adonis's  With barely enough mental capacity to spark a match,
. a manual labor juggernaut the likes of which had never been seen before... now we will never experience the majesty of what could have been