"affidavit"
"hahahahahaha"
Coach has no idea that an affidavit can be false in a couple ways. It can be the persons view. For example, people who refused to attend classes on voter processes that then went and observed voting were ignorant to the protocols and reported them as suspicious. Their affidavits in their minds were "true" but it was shown they were just ignorant. And 2. People friggin lie. Little chance of getting prosecuted. But in his mind, and maybe a lot of civilian minds, an affidavit is the end all be all of sworn statements. It's just funny that from my perspective, having dealt with several dozen affidavits that weren't accurate, maybe well past a hundred , I had a coach attempting to school me on it.