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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2020, 10:08:47 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 28, 2020, 09:50:25 AM
It was awful.  Just boring, slow and not really a super hero movie.  The villain was the lamest ever.  A salesman who found a thing to make wishes.  WTF!  Her acting seemed labored, she seemed tired and bored.  It took me 3 days to watch it because I fell asleep each time.

Was more like a campy lovestory than a superhero-movie '

"Wish stone" changing the rules as we go.

Awful CGI when she was "running fast"

Lassoing lightning is silly

No continuity, all her powers she found out she had in 1984(flying and turning things invisible) was nowhere to be seen in Batman VS Supes, Justice League etc

Trevor flying through fireworks-scene was WAY too long.


Also, what about WW using that random dude's body as a substitute for Trev

If the roles were reversed, as in a Male superhero seeing the face of his dead loved one on a random chickadee, there would probably be an outcry :D

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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2020, 10:09:28 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on December 27, 2020, 10:41:23 AM
https://movieweb.com/wonder-woman-1984-certified-fresh-rotten-tomatoes/

Wonder Woman 1984 Loses Certified Fresh Rating at Rotten Tomatoes After HBO Max Debut

Wonder Woman 1984 is no longer certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes after more critics get to watch it over the weekend


Wonder Woman 1984 might not be fresh but I'll bet Gal Gadot is.  I'd like to find out. :P
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2020, 10:12:05 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on December 28, 2020, 10:08:47 AM
Was more like a campy lovestory than a superhero-movie '

"Wish stone" changing the rules as we go.

Awful CGI when she was "running fast"

Lassoing lightning is silly

No continuity, all her powers she found out she had in 1984(flying and turning things invisible) was nowhere to be seen in Batman VS Supes, Justice League etc

Trevor flying through fireworks-scene was WAY too long.


Also, what about WW using that random dude's body as a substitute for Trev

If the roles were reversed, as in a Male superhero seeing the face of his dead loved one on a random chickadee, there would probably be an outcry :D

there's a lot of backlash already about her using the dude's body
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Kwon

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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2020, 10:23:24 AM »
Quote from: residue on December 28, 2020, 10:12:05 AM
there's a lot of backlash already about her using the dude's body

Linkage ! Id love to read :D
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2020, 10:31:22 AM »


I'd do Wiig in the cheetah suit.
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2020, 11:00:33 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on December 28, 2020, 10:08:47 AM
Was more like a campy lovestory than a superhero-movie '

"Wish stone" changing the rules as we go.

Awful CGI when she was "running fast"

Lassoing lightning is silly

No continuity, all her powers she found out she had in 1984(flying and turning things invisible) was nowhere to be seen in Batman VS Supes, Justice League etc

Trevor flying through fireworks-scene was WAY too long.


Also, what about WW using that random dude's body as a substitute for Trev

If the roles were reversed, as in a Male superhero seeing the face of his dead loved one on a random chickadee, there would probably be an outcry :D



Forgot about all of the new skills that she seemed to forget in the JL movies.  I think it would of been good if she could fly.

Her running was so cheesy.  They do a better job in the Flash TV show.  What did they actually spend $200 million on in making this movie?
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Kwon

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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2020, 11:33:51 AM »
Best thing in WW84 was Asteria! :D



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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2020, 11:37:32 AM »
if i was directing the next wonder woman movie this is what i would do

have wonder woman have a three way with super man and batman,  with robin in the corner watching and wacking off.   then i would have superman sell this whore to darkseid and he would pimp her out.     this would get a oscar for sure !
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2020, 11:38:35 AM »
Quote from: oldschoolfan on December 28, 2020, 11:37:32 AM
if i was directing the next wonder woman movie this is what i would do

have wonder woman have a three way with super man and batman,  with robin in the corner watching and wacking off.   then i would have superman sell this whore to darkseid and he would pimp her out.     this would get a oscar for sure !
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2020, 11:40:12 AM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on December 27, 2020, 06:46:23 PM
Not woke enough?

They should have made WW a non-binary ANTIFA lesbian feminist
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2020, 12:24:22 PM »
Quote from: oldschoolfan on December 28, 2020, 11:37:32 AM
if i was directing the next wonder woman movie this is what i would do

have wonder woman have a three way with super man and batman,  with robin in the corner watching and wacking off.   then i would have superman sell this whore to darkseid and he would pimp her out.     this would get a oscar for sure !

That's been done.  Check your favorite pron site.
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2020, 12:29:50 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on December 28, 2020, 12:24:22 PM
That's been done.  Check your favorite pron site.

ok well what if super man took a super piss on her face, i bet superman could piss a gallon or two
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2020, 12:32:58 PM »
Quote from: oldschoolfan on December 28, 2020, 12:29:50 PM
ok well what if super man took a super piss on her face, i bet superman could piss a gallon or two

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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #38 on: December 28, 2020, 12:39:40 PM »
Quote from: oldschoolfan on December 28, 2020, 12:29:50 PM
ok well what if super man took a super piss on her face, i bet superman could piss a gallon or two

His urine stream is probably forceful enough to blow through cement.
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2020, 12:41:07 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on December 28, 2020, 11:00:33 AM
...  I think it would of been good if she could fly ...

Would have/would’ve

HTH
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2020, 03:11:04 PM »
Questions and Plotholes regarding Wonder Woman 84 Potato

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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2020, 03:56:57 PM »
The invisible man and Wonder Woman are having sex in the desert.  Superman is flying overhead and sees Wonder Woman on her back with her legs apart.  He flies in for a quickie and is gone in an instant.

Wonder Woman asks, “What was that?”

The invisible man says, “I don’t know, but my ass is on fire!”
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2020, 04:36:44 PM »
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2020, 03:05:26 AM »
Quote from: residue on December 28, 2020, 04:36:44 PM
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/12/26/the-warped-morality-of-wonder-woman-1984/?sh=3f3cb7d53e23

I would have expected such an article to have been written by a chick and not a dude.   Haha.  This whole movie was awful. I kept waiting for a real villain to arrive.  Then we got like 3 minutes of cheetah. 
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #44 on: December 29, 2020, 03:38:19 AM »
Sounds like this new movie will make enough to continue on to another sequel. 

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Can Wonder Woman Fly?

https://comicbook.com/dc/news/can-wonder-woman-fly-/

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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #45 on: December 29, 2020, 05:37:57 AM »
Patty Junkins (the Director) > Gal Gadot




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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #46 on: December 29, 2020, 05:47:55 AM »
Would pound out PJ
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #47 on: December 29, 2020, 06:01:14 AM »
Quote from: Moontrane on December 28, 2020, 03:56:57 PM
The invisible man and Wonder Woman are having sex in the desert.  Superman is flying overhead and sees Wonder Woman on her back with her legs apart.  He flies in for a quickie and is gone in an instant.

Wonder Woman asks, “What was that?”

The invisible man says, “I don’t know, but my ass is on fire!”

LOL   ;D
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #48 on: December 29, 2020, 06:02:33 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on December 28, 2020, 11:33:51 AM
Best thing in WW84 was Asteria! :D





Agreed.  That was cool, and a pleasant surprise.
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Re: Wonder Woman loses certified potato
« Reply #49 on: December 29, 2020, 06:03:55 AM »
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