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Taffin

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2021, 10:23:18 AM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on March 02, 2021, 08:44:21 AM
Back to Matt C's penis. I thought it was 6.45 inches and very aesthetically pleasing if not pretty. No?

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on March 02, 2021, 08:49:04 AM
Matt C’s Penis Synopsis:

6.45”
Very pretty
Too hard

I saved you from reading the other 9,995 words of the incoming Matt C post.


Still waiting on confirmation of the golden shaft to head ratio

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2021, 10:40:58 AM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on March 02, 2021, 08:49:04 AM
Matt C’s Penis Synopsis:

6.45”
Very pretty
Too hard

I saved you from reading the other 9,995 words of the incoming Matt C post.

So is that 6 and 7/16 inches?

Matt should know better than applying decimals to an imperial measurement.

Also what exactly makes for a very pretty cock? Does it need to be perfectly straight? Circumcised? Or just a good head to shaft ratio as mentioned by taffin?

We need answers!
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2021, 10:46:46 AM »
Quote from: Flexacon on March 02, 2021, 10:40:58 AM
So is that 6 and 7/16 inches?

Matt should know better than applying decimals to an imperial measurement.

Also what exactly makes for a very pretty cock? Does it need to be perfectly straight? Circumcised? Or just a good head to shaft ratio as mentioned by taffin?

We need answers!

Patience gentlemen, Matt C has submitted 2,694 pics of his aforementioned “pretty” penis to OMR for confirmation.
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Soul Crusher

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2021, 10:47:19 AM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on March 01, 2021, 02:03:09 PM
I am definitely not looking forward to it. The cold weather... The multiple trolls with mental problems.

It seems like no place on Earth is safe.

Put the bottle down for a few hours.   
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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2021, 10:50:50 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on March 02, 2021, 10:23:18 AM

Still waiting on confirmation of the golden shaft to head ratio


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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2021, 10:52:34 AM »
What the hell is the fat fucking slug whining about this time?
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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2021, 12:04:53 PM »


the smaller is to the larger as the larger is to the whole

Quote from: Taffin on March 02, 2021, 10:23:18 AM

Still waiting on confirmation of the golden shaft to head ratio



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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2021, 12:11:44 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on March 01, 2021, 02:05:35 PM
Maybe Matt will introduce you to his sister?

She's in London, actually. My younger sister. I would introduce her to Henda, lol. My youngest brother informs me she's less of a bitch now. She had a chance to be a model for Nutrabolics, offered to her by the CEO himself, and she turned it down.  ::)

My older sister is in Malta.

King Schizzo - come to Canada if you must, but I believe I've sufficiently warned you about how nutty it is here.
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Taffin

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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2021, 01:12:56 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on March 02, 2021, 12:04:53 PM

the smaller is to the larger as the larger is to the whole


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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2021, 01:42:13 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on March 02, 2021, 10:46:46 AM
Patience gentlemen, Matt C has submitted 2,694 pics of his aforementioned “pretty” penis to OMR for confirmation.

I don't take kindly to people accusing me of having a small dick.

But, you cannot please Getbig. Marty Champions' dick picture was leaked here, and people were calling his 10.5" dick "skinny".  ::)
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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2021, 02:34:49 PM »
Quote from: Matt on March 02, 2021, 01:42:13 PM
I don't take kindly to people accusing me of having a small dick.

But, you cannot please Getbig. Marty Champions' dick picture was leaked here, and people were calling his 10.5" dick "skinny".  ::)

Maybe that was just their way of saying the dick wasn't very pretty. At 10 &1/2 inch the head to shaft ratio must be way off!
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Re: Possibly Going Back To Canada.
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2021, 02:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on March 02, 2021, 08:49:04 AM
Matt C’s Penis Synopsis:

6.45”
Very pretty
Too hard

I saved you from reading the other 9,995 words of the incoming Matt C post.

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on March 02, 2021, 10:46:46 AM
Patience gentlemen, Matt C has submitted 2,694 pics of his aforementioned “pretty” penis to OMR for confirmation.

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