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I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« on: March 03, 2021, 07:59:17 AM »
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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2021, 08:33:03 AM »
I'm impressed that most of the chicks just smiled and stood there while the dudes were the ones to run away

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2021, 09:45:55 AM »
I'm impressed that most of the chicks just smiled and stood there while the dudes were the ones to run away
They wanted to smell it.

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2021, 10:00:04 AM »
Chicks don’t care if a guy farts. Something in their DNA to accept it.

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2021, 11:33:35 AM »
The fart at 2:59 was classic.

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2021, 12:08:59 PM »
They all look like actors.

Not a single person person pulled their top over their nose. That would be the natural reaction maybe 50% of the time.

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2021, 12:17:49 PM »
They all look like actors.

Not a single person person pulled their top over their nose. That would be the natural reaction maybe 50% of the time.

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2021, 12:42:00 PM »
1:03

That was maybe a 10 seconds after it happened. Normally it's a instantaneous reflex reaction.

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2021, 01:46:40 PM »
That was maybe a 10 seconds after it happened. Normally it's a instantaneous reflex reaction.

Do you have a similar example?


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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2021, 02:25:34 PM »
Classic Getbig flashback -

Lee Priest Beefy Heavyweight story -

 
"Here is a relatively clean story about one of Lee Priest's potential exploits. It was told to me by Lee himself as we sat in a Fatburger on the 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica in the mid 90's.

Lee told me that some schmoe wanted him to go to the mall called the Beverly Center in Los Angeles. The schmoe was to meet Lee there in the food court. After which time the schmoe wanted to go to the escalator while Lee was to trail behind the man a few feet away. What was supposed to happpen was this.......The man was going to reach the base of the escalator and then start to moan in pain as loud as he could while holding onto the side entrance of the escalator. The man was then going to shit in his kahkies in public.

What he wanted Lee to do was to all of a sudden have Lee begin to laugh out loud and point at the man while he was shitting and groaning in his pants. The man wanted to have public humiliation and a shit fetish tended to in one shot. Lee told me that he had to pass on that one because it was in public and he didnt thinik the guy was in his right mind. Lee has admitted to some shit play for schmoes already. but this was the craziest story I had heard from anybody in those days. And it was right from lee himself."


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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2021, 04:41:02 PM »
Chicks don’t care if a guy farts. Something in their DNA to accept it.

Lol 😂

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2021, 06:41:58 PM »
Some of those teens are hot af
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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2021, 07:16:23 PM »
Do you have a similar example?

My search history already has things big sean allen pec daddy thanks to getbig. I'm gonna pass on adding fart videos to that.

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2021, 07:17:03 PM »
Some of those teens are hot af

No pedo? Some of them looked young as fuck!

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2021, 04:38:39 AM »
I was laughing a lot.

Nothing like a good fart.

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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2021, 05:13:35 AM »
Classic Getbig flashback -

Lee Priest Beefy Heavyweight story -

 
"Here is a relatively clean story about one of Lee Priest's potential exploits. It was told to me by Lee himself as we sat in a Fatburger on the 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica in the mid 90's.

Lee told me that some schmoe wanted him to go to the mall called the Beverly Center in Los Angeles. The schmoe was to meet Lee there in the food court. After which time the schmoe wanted to go to the escalator while Lee was to trail behind the man a few feet away. What was supposed to happpen was this.......The man was going to reach the base of the escalator and then start to moan in pain as loud as he could while holding onto the side entrance of the escalator. The man was then going to shit in his kahkies in public.

What he wanted Lee to do was to all of a sudden have Lee begin to laugh out loud and point at the man while he was shitting and groaning in his pants. The man wanted to have public humiliation and a shit fetish tended to in one shot. Lee told me that he had to pass on that one because it was in public and he didnt thinik the guy was in his right mind. Lee has admitted to some shit play for schmoes already. but this was the craziest story I had heard from anybody in those days. And it was right from lee himself."
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Re: I BUTTERED MY BISCUIT!
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2021, 07:28:13 PM »
Classic Getbig flashback -

Lee Priest Beefy Heavyweight story -

 
"Here is a relatively clean story about one of Lee Priest's potential exploits. It was told to me by Lee himself as we sat in a Fatburger on the 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica in the mid 90's.

Lee told me that some schmoe wanted him to go to the mall called the Beverly Center in Los Angeles. The schmoe was to meet Lee there in the food court. After which time the schmoe wanted to go to the escalator while Lee was to trail behind the man a few feet away. What was supposed to happpen was this.......The man was going to reach the base of the escalator and then start to moan in pain as loud as he could while holding onto the side entrance of the escalator. The man was then going to shit in his kahkies in public.

What he wanted Lee to do was to all of a sudden have Lee begin to laugh out loud and point at the man while he was shitting and groaning in his pants. The man wanted to have public humiliation and a shit fetish tended to in one shot. Lee told me that he had to pass on that one because it was in public and he didnt thinik the guy was in his right mind. Lee has admitted to some shit play for schmoes already. but this was the craziest story I had heard from anybody in those days. And it was right from lee himself."
Lee promised he wouldn't tell.