Author Topic: Job Interview Today (Read 2754 times)

IroNat · « **Reply #25 on:** August 05, 2021, 09:38:30 AM »

Good luck, Bhank!

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #26 on:** August 05, 2021, 09:59:22 AM »

the job interview:

boss: Welcome bhank, pleased to meet you

bhank: Likewise

boss: For this job, you will manage your own female secretay

bhank: No problem, I have a firm grip on women

boss: Imagine an older male colleague befriends you. After some time, you become uncomfortable as you feel it is turning into homosexual advances from him. How do you react?

bhank: You mean like Primemuscle on Getbig?

boss: Imagine you are in the cafeteria. You and two other collegues are looking at two remaining muffins. How do you split 2 muffins between 3 people?

bhank: I take the two muffins for myself.

boss: What would you say are your weakest sides?

bhank: crohns and my pointy nipples

Howard · « **Reply #27 on:** August 05, 2021, 10:07:27 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 05, 2021, 09:59:22 AM

the job interview:

boss: Welcome bhank, pleased to meet you

bhank: Likewise

boss: For this job, you will manage your own female secretay

bhank: No problem, I have a firm grip on women

boss: Imagine an older male colleague befriends you. After some time, you become uncomfortable as you feel it is turning into homosexual advances from him. How do you react?

bhank: You mean like Primemuscle on Getbig?

boss: Imagine you are in the cafeteria. You and two other collegues are looking at two remaining muffins. How do you split 2 muffins between 3 people?

bhank: I take the two muffins for myself.

boss: What would you say are your weakest sides?

bhank: crohns and my pointy nipples

LOL

I'll add:

Boss - If we hire you will you promise to pressure wash your pool deck?

Bhank - Fuk that! I really didn't want this f'n job. * shuts off zoom

Dave D · « **Reply #28 on:** August 05, 2021, 10:19:24 AM »

Quote from: bhank on August 05, 2021, 09:15:56 AM

I do work in Finance I do not currently have an employer

You freely offer medical advice but you wont help the stock market discussion?

Weird.

The job is yours bro, congratulations!

Grape Ape · « **Reply #29 on:** August 05, 2021, 10:26:43 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on August 05, 2021, 09:32:14 AM

I work in porn but have never done any movies.

Fluffer?

AbrahamG · « **Reply #30 on:** August 05, 2021, 10:31:00 AM »

BHank - watch the final scene of boogie nights. Once the interview is in the bag, close the deal by standing, unzipping your slacks and roll out that massive baby's arm. Aka hang dong.

Body-Buildah · « **Reply #31 on:** August 05, 2021, 10:33:04 AM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on August 05, 2021, 10:31:00 AM

BHank - watch the final scene of boogie nights. Once the interview is in the bag, close the deal by standing, unzipping your slacks and roll out that massive baby's arm. Aka hang dong.

LOL Abe...

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #32 on:** August 05, 2021, 10:33:45 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on August 05, 2021, 10:26:43 AM

Fluffer?

robcguns · « **Reply #33 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:01:34 AM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on August 05, 2021, 10:31:00 AM

BHank - watch the final scene of boogie nights. Once the interview is in the bag, close the deal by standing, unzipping your slacks and roll out that massive baby's arm. Aka hang dong.

Hahahahha yes definitley do this. Job guaranteed.

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #34 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:14:47 AM »

You'll notice the timing of this job search is exactly when they started making everyone pay their bills again.

Bhank probably hasn't paid a payment on any of the stuff he brags about here in 18 months.

bhank · « **Reply #35 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on August 05, 2021, 11:14:47 AM

You'll notice the timing of this job search is exactly when they started making everyone pay their bills again.

Bhank probably hasn't paid a payment on any of the stuff he brags about here in 18 months.

Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today

joswift · « **Reply #36 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:29:19 AM »

Quote from: Flexacon on August 05, 2021, 08:07:11 AM

His ex wife is probably gonna bleed him dry

after he left her to bleed out....

webstar · « **Reply #37 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:29:53 AM »

Quote from: bhank on August 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM

Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today

What is the piece of government property you have in the back?

joswift · « **Reply #38 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:31:49 AM »

Taffin · « **Reply #39 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:37:27 AM »

Quote from: GymnJuice on August 05, 2021, 05:45:19 AM

Just make sure you have a respectable business card to give them

Is that color 'Bone'? And the writing, that's 'Silian Rail', right?

Taffin · « **Reply #40 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:41:40 AM »

Quote from: bhank on August 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM

Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today

I see you went for your more restrained glasses for this one

Good luck with the job dude

GymnJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:56:02 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on August 05, 2021, 09:32:14 AM

I work in porn but have never done any movies.

IroNat · « **Reply #42 on:** August 05, 2021, 11:58:07 AM »

Quote from: bhank on August 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM

Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today

Look like a winner, Bhank.

Be cognizant of what your room background looks like.

Howard · « **Reply #43 on:** August 05, 2021, 12:00:23 PM »

Quote from: bhank on August 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM

Tonight on Nightline we get a live interview with the pool deck strangler

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #44 on:** August 05, 2021, 12:10:40 PM »

Quote from: joswift on August 05, 2021, 11:31:49 AM

he looks so civilized here. That will change once they get to know him.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #45 on:** August 05, 2021, 12:11:19 PM »

Quote from: bhank on August 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM

Drape length to window size ratio looks a bit off.

GymnJuice · « **Reply #46 on:** August 05, 2021, 12:14:32 PM »

Quote from: IroNat on August 05, 2021, 11:58:07 AM

Look like a winner, Bhank.

Be cognizant of what your room background looks like.

He is. That's why the 70's lime green in his shirt matches the paint on the wall behind him.

Howard · « **Reply #47 on:** August 05, 2021, 12:19:06 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on August 05, 2021, 12:11:19 PM

Drape length to window size ratio looks a bit off.

The extra length makes it easier to drag his strangling victims from the pool deck to the car trunk.

Body-Buildah · « **Reply #48 on:** August 05, 2021, 12:25:07 PM »

Brian probably has no pants on for the interview...

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #49 on:** August 05, 2021, 12:28:54 PM »

Quote from: bhank on August 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM

Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today

Why don't you just get more ripped and start a Youtube channel like Goodrum?

Why don't you just race your car harder and get in the winner's circle for sponsorships?