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GymnJuice

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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #50 on: August 05, 2021, 12:29:56 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on August 05, 2021, 11:37:27 AM
Is that color 'Bone'?  And the writing, that's 'Silian Rail', right?

I'll look a little closer in a bit, I have to return some videotapes first :)
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #51 on: August 05, 2021, 12:47:14 PM »
Quote from: joswift on August 05, 2021, 11:31:49 AM


them walls r the color of bacteria ridden pus.
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2021, 12:47:38 PM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 05, 2021, 09:59:22 AM
the job interview:

boss: Welcome bhank, pleased to meet you

bhank: Likewise

boss: For this job, you will manage your own female secretay

bhank: No problem, I have a firm grip on women

boss: Imagine an older male colleague befriends you. After some time, you become uncomfortable as you feel it is turning into homosexual advances from him. How do you react?

bhank: You mean like Primemuscle on Getbig?

boss: Imagine you are in the cafeteria. You and two other collegues are looking at two remaining muffins. How do you split 2 muffins between 3 people?

bhank: I take the two muffins for myself.

boss: What would you say are your weakest sides?

bhank: crohns and my pointy nipples

Boss: Mr. Hankins, what special attributes do you think you have for managing our clients accounts?

BHank - Well sir, I'm a hard worker, I'll work hard to build a cocoon of growth and asset protection around our clients money.
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2021, 12:50:05 PM »
Quote from: bhank on August 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM
Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today

Next time, go with a solid color. You're not a stripes man BHank.

P.S. - Good luck.
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2021, 12:55:42 PM »
Wears a polo shirt to a job interview.

I think he meant "parole hearing".
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2021, 01:05:19 PM »
Quote from: bhank on August 05, 2021, 11:19:45 AM
Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today



P.S., you might want to hide/return that postal bin. They get bitchy about those things -

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https://lawblog.legalmatch.com/2011/11/23/broke-usps-bins-back-giving-amnesty-felony-charge/ .

You don't want a perspective boss thinking you're the type of man that could wander off with a stapler, pack of bics, or a postal crate.
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2021, 01:34:10 PM »
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #57 on: August 05, 2021, 01:58:42 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on August 05, 2021, 08:04:44 AM
Fuck work bhank your loaded. Spend time flexing by the pool and chowing food and cruising in the vette.

Haha exactly this. Fuck job interviews
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2021, 02:03:03 PM »
"A frozen peach cobbler from the supermarket shall not only be seen as a convenient food source to pack on pounds during a bodybuilding diet.

The frozen cobbler is a quite postmodern symbol of our quaffing desire to replace traditional avuncular dinners with a ready made oleaginous alternative. I long for the times of the past when jingoistic thoughts and the traditional home made family dinners were not only fait accompli."

- bhank


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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #59 on: August 05, 2021, 02:05:38 PM »
Quote from: Henda on August 05, 2021, 01:58:42 PM
Haha exactly this. Fuck job interviews
Don't you need to catch up to your gypsy caravan, headed for another town?
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #60 on: August 05, 2021, 02:05:55 PM »
Quote from: GymnJuice on August 05, 2021, 05:45:19 AM
Just make sure you have a respectable business card to give them
   great movie and even better book.
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #61 on: August 05, 2021, 02:11:47 PM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on August 05, 2021, 02:05:38 PM
Don't you need to catch up to your gypsy caravan, headed for another town?


How many shelves did you stack at your Walmart job today?
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #62 on: August 05, 2021, 02:20:23 PM »
Quote from: joswift on August 05, 2021, 11:31:49 AM




Bhank to interviewer:  “What do you mean I can’t work from home?  Do you know how long it took me to squeeze through that door in the background to get into this room?  I gained 25lbs during this interview and won’t be able to leave until Tuesday!”
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #63 on: August 05, 2021, 02:31:51 PM »
Quote from: Henda on August 05, 2021, 02:11:47 PM
How many shelves did you stack at your Walmart job today?

0. Uncle prime came to visit him so they befriended each other in the bathroom.
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King Shizzo

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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #64 on: August 05, 2021, 02:32:49 PM »
Quote from: Henda on August 05, 2021, 02:11:47 PM
How many shelves did you stack at your Walmart job today?
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2021, 02:33:50 PM »


"How would you feel about working out of State?"

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King Shizzo

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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #66 on: August 05, 2021, 02:37:52 PM »
Quote from: joswift on August 05, 2021, 02:33:50 PM


"How would you feel about working out of State?"


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GymnJuice

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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #67 on: August 05, 2021, 03:01:32 PM »
Quote from: BB on August 05, 2021, 01:05:19 PM
You don't want a perspective boss thinking you're the type of man that could wander off with a stapler, pack of bics, or a postal crate.

They switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler.
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #68 on: August 05, 2021, 04:28:16 PM »
Quote from: bhank on August 05, 2021, 05:35:20 AM
Well it is official I have a zoom job interview today for an actual professional job. Not going to lie a little nervous. Should I wear my reading glasses to look edumacated?

Hope it went well for you.  Very few people do well on video cam so they will take that into account.

I had a Zoom screening interview recently and thought it was a disaster.  Turns out they liked the way it went and invited me for face to face. Go figure.
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #69 on: August 05, 2021, 04:28:35 PM »
How did it go?
Did you tell them you have a doctorate in self diagnosis?

Also, did you explain the cocoon healing process?
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #70 on: August 05, 2021, 05:50:57 PM »
Bhank sorry that you lost your cat....

Did you find him?

Also, you race?

Quite the adventurist man.
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #71 on: August 05, 2021, 05:58:08 PM »
Quote from: ThisisOverload on August 05, 2021, 12:55:42 PM
Wears a polo shirt to a job interview.

I think he meant "parole hearing".
Did the ankle monitor come off?
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #72 on: August 05, 2021, 06:01:52 PM »
Quote from: Rusty Trombone on August 05, 2021, 05:50:57 PM
Bhank sorry that you lost your cat....

Did you find him?

Also, you race?

Quite the adventurist man.

As an adventurist myself I've gotta give BigHank some legit props.
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #73 on: August 05, 2021, 06:17:09 PM »
Bhank is the goods.  Gotta give it to him.  He entered the thunderdome and came out stronger.
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Re: Job Interview Today
« Reply #74 on: August 05, 2021, 06:20:36 PM »
Quote from: Rusty Trombone on August 05, 2021, 05:50:57 PM
Bhank sorry that you lost your cat....

Did you find him?

Also, you race?

Quite the adventurist man.

That seriously bhanks pet cat? Wtf is that thing?
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