Author Topic: WYHI (pocket edition) (Read 5704 times)

Taffin · « **on:** August 14, 2021, 05:13:38 PM »

https://www.instagram.com/freakabritt/

joswift · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:16:58 PM »

its progress, things get smaller...

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:18:29 PM »

Yes. One of my only real regrets in life, not fucking a midget.

IroNat · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:22:34 PM »

wes · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:22:42 PM »

Perfect height to stand in front of me while I`m standing to eat my prick.

I`d do her.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:34:51 PM »

Best looking dwarf ive seen

chaos · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:37:52 PM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on August 14, 2021, 05:18:29 PM

Yes. One of my only real regrets in life, not fucking a midget.

Costanza · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:47:12 PM »

i wouldnt need to be axkd twice

wes · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:52:01 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on August 14, 2021, 05:34:51 PM

Best looking dwarf ive seen

Who asked you Dopey? LOL

The Scott · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:53:11 PM »

Ummmmmmmmm...No. No freakin' way! Ever! I was at an outdoor self-service car wash decades ago where I looked at the booth next to me and there was blonde midgie lady in a bikini. She looked at me and smiled and waved at me to come over and it was as if gravity had tripled where I stood.

I know most of you are thinking like Deadpool right now...You know..."It's gonna look HUGE in...". I don't care. It's one of those things that never entered into my taxonomy of "fantasies" or "buck list" things. I can only say that I have been to munchkin land a few times but never dated a little lady. Nope. Not ever gonna happen.

wes · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:57:23 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on August 14, 2021, 05:53:11 PM

Ummmmmmmmm...No. No freakin' way! Ever! I was at an outdoor self-service car wash decades ago where I looked at the booth next to me and there was blonde midgie lady in a bikini. She looked at me and smiled and waved at me to come over and it was as if gravity had tripled where I stood.

I know most of you are thinking like Deadpool right now...You know..."It's gonna look HUGE in...". I don't care. It's one of those things that never entered into my taxonomy of "fantasies" or "buck list" things. I can only say that I have been to munchkin land a few times but never dated a little lady. Nope. Not ever gonna happen.

LOL @ munchkin land

Moontrane · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2021, 06:06:44 PM »

I don't think I could - I'd be laughing too hard.

robcguns · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2021, 06:11:21 PM »

Nope, midgets gross me out.

wes · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2021, 06:15:17 PM »

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose

Full

robcguns · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2021, 06:16:50 PM »

Quote from: Phantom Spunker on August 14, 2021, 06:09:57 PM

My girlfriend is just a smidge over 4'10". Sometimes I look at photos of us and it gives me panic attacks. Am I dating an actual disabled person? Is she a legal midget?

I used to bang a chick that was 4’10 that height was wonderful. Perfect height for a chick is 4’10-5’4, for me anyways. Banged a chick that was 5’10 for a while and that was weird.