It's absolutely true you spent 2 years denying the tape and the scale. And how do I not look the way I look in a group photo its a digital camera and I didn't take the pic. I am twice the width of an average man. I look funny big in real life. That is an XL T shirt I am wearing above not a smedium
Now I know you are trolling or drunk/high.
Every pic you have posted in a t shirt your arms are like wet noodles.
The sleeves are drowning your arms.
You need to wear large or medium at best
XL is not for you.
L and 15 inch collared shirts.