
I missed the lactose intolerant admission the first time I read it. Mentioning cheeseburgers and mac and cheese immediately after is great trolling Brian. Keep it up!
Calling someone an idiot and then saying he eats enough garbage for three people while having Crohns is pure Getbig hall of fame comedy.
"Huge without being stupidly huge"
"Easy to maintain without a ton of gear"
"Girls and sons"
"I don't take kindly to disrespect"
That sort of level HOF.