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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34450 on: February 11, 2025, 04:47:54 PM »
Brian I challenge you then. What grip test does Getbig want to see?

Pinch grip flip 45lb Olympic plate. What I want to know is how were you guys posting yesterday when the site was down all day?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34451 on: February 11, 2025, 04:51:25 PM »
Brian I challenge you then. What grip test does Getbig want to see?

I cant use my right side like yet but I love the plate grip flip idea but that is using my shoulder not just my hand grip

Can we do something left handed? My right is stronger though

Wait I got it. Door frame fingertip pullups. I used to do them all the time. I mean I cant even get my arm fully extended over my head right now but you will need to be able to do fingertip pullups to have any chance. I literally have a mutation in my fingers I can move an extra joint. t really helped with rock climbing and wrestling grip. I can show you the finger thing on video if you dont believe me. I can move my fingers unlike anyone else

Its not just the extra fingertip tendon I also used to weld and washed dishes industrial for years in high school plus lifting my plams are leather mits. I may be white collar but I have serious blue collar hands my grip is great and its not just my forearms my hands are strong.

But flippng a plate sounds fun I will try that tomorrow

Too bad we dont have one of those oversized dumbells with the large grip to separate the men and the boys lets get some godamn darcy stones up in here

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34452 on: February 11, 2025, 05:01:44 PM »
I cant use my right side like yet but I love the plate grip flip idea but that is using my shoulder not just my hand grip

Can we do something left handed? My right is stronger though

Wait I got it. Door frame fingertip pullups. I used to do them all the time. I mean I cant even get my arm fully extended over my head right now but you will need to be able to do fingertip pullups to have any chance. I literally have a mutation in my fingers I can move an extra joint. t really helped with rock climbing and wrestling grip. I can show you the finger thing on video if you dont believe me. I can move my fingers unlike anyone else

Its not just the extra fingertip tendon I also used to weld and washed dishes industrial for years in high school plus lifting my plams are leather mits. I may be white collar but I have serious blue collar hands my grip is great and its not just my forearms my hands are strong.

But flippng a plate sounds fun I will try that tomorrow
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34453 on: February 11, 2025, 05:04:32 PM »
Who's keeping the list up to date ???

Its actually pretty cool I can move the last joint of my fingers without moving the middle joint. I have never seen anyone else do it. I mean I haven't figured out a way to make any money off it but I have really strong hands and grip.

A barbell will not slip I can hold a barbell on my fingertips like spiderman. I can also move my ears independently I have two superpowers I used to show off to the other kids. Not sure law school will appreciate it the same way.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34454 on: February 11, 2025, 05:09:39 PM »
Its actually pretty cool I can move the last joint of my fingers without moving the middle joint. I have never seen anyone else do it. I mean I haven't figured out a way to make any money off it but I have really strong hands and grip.

A barbell will not slip I can hold a barbell on my fingertips
Your grip is weak, just like the rest of your broken, feeble, gimpy body.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34455 on: February 11, 2025, 05:12:12 PM »
Your grip is weak, just like the rest of your broken, feeble, gimpy body.

I am not kidding I can move my fingertips independently without bending my middle joint. I have never seen anyone else do it. It gives me something extra in my grip. My own brother cant do it.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34456 on: February 11, 2025, 05:20:06 PM »
Your grip is weak, just like the rest of your broken, feeble, gimpy body.

You are correct though I will still post the 3 majors again once fully recovered but I get a pass for now. It is going to 12 months to fully recover.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34457 on: February 11, 2025, 05:21:18 PM »
I am not kidding I can move my fingertips independently without bending my middle joint. I have never seen anyone else do it. It gives me something extra in my grip. My own brother cant do it.

Like this? I can move the 3 middle fingers tips on both hands without moving the other joint. It is weird.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34458 on: February 11, 2025, 05:22:55 PM »
Like this?

Son of a bitch my long lost mutant brother!!!! It must be the beast DNA I knew you had it. Exactly like that but I can also do the pinkies not as good as the middle 3 but close enough. I have never met anyone else who can do it. I shit you not.

I turn wrench stuff bolts with my hands like I will not use a wrench most of the time just my hands. I bet you have a freaky strong grip. It gives me fingertip strength  I can grab ledges really well

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34459 on: February 11, 2025, 05:39:47 PM »
Who's keeping the list up to date ???
......he also has an extra back muscle that no one else in the galaxy has,plus X-Ray vision,he`s faster than a speeding bullet,able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and he can fly......when he takes his daily Tramadol.   :D

All this, and he`s also the biggest lying junkie braggart on the board.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34460 on: February 11, 2025, 05:40:27 PM »
I have the same thing with my fingers.

Its common I about 15-20% of the world population
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34461 on: February 11, 2025, 05:43:03 PM »
Son of a bitch my long lost mutant brother!!!! It must be the beast DNA I knew you had it. Exactly like that but I can also do the pinkies not as good as the middle 3 but close enough. I have never met anyone else who can do it. I shit you not.

I turn wrench stuff bolts with my hands like I will not use a wrench most of the time just my hands. I bet you have a freaky strong grip. It gives me fingertip strength  I can grab ledges really well


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34462 on: February 11, 2025, 05:45:32 PM »
......he also has an extra back muscle that no one else in the galaxy has,plus X-Ray vision,he`s faster than a speeding bullet,able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and he can fly......when he takes his daily Tramadol.   :D

All this, and he`s also the biggest lying junkie braggart on the board.

if I had a bottle of tramadol. I would not take one pill. I do not like sedatives. I am not even into legal indica cannabis. I don't take aspirin or advil. I don't drink water out of plastic. I am basically organic non gmo and you have me blasting black tar heroin for breakfast when you tell the story. The problem is it is my story and for the millionth time there is no tramadol in it or cigarettes you keep insisting I smoke them for some strange reason as well. I tell you what you ghost write my biography screenplay and you can make me a cigarette smoker on the big screen if we split the profits.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34463 on: February 11, 2025, 05:46:23 PM »
I have the same thing with my fingers.

Its common I about 15-20% of the world population
Same here..........I`m  sure there are tons of guys that can do it,BUT not as good a Brian...........oh brother!!

Nobody ever got out of my headlock either..........been put through walls,windows and doors but still never let go.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34464 on: February 11, 2025, 05:47:16 PM »
if I had a bottle of tramadol. I would not take one pill. I do not like sedatives. I am not even into legal indica cannabis. I don't take aspirin or advil. I don't drink water out of plastic. I am basically organic non gmo and you have me blasting black tar heroin for breakfast when you tell the story. The problem is it is my story and for the millionth time there is no tramadol in it or cigarettes you keep insisting I smoke them for some strange reason as well. I tell you what you ghost write my biography screenplay and you can make me a cigarette smoker on the big screen if we split the profits.
You`re already a cigarette smoker.

Tell your story walking liar.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34465 on: February 11, 2025, 05:51:03 PM »
Same here..........I`m  sure there are tons of guys that can do it,BUT not as good a Brian...........oh brother!!

Nobody ever got out of my headlock either..........been put through walls,windows and doors but still never let go.

When I was a passenger, I went through the window of a car that hit a tree head on and then crawled away because my legs wouldn't respond. I thought I was paralyzed it was weird sensation just came back but I laid there for a while after crawling away and could not move my legs.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34466 on: February 11, 2025, 05:52:52 PM »
When I was a passenger, I went through the window of a car that hit a tree head on and then crawled away because my legs wouldn't respond. I thought I was paralyzed it was weird sensation just came back but I laid there for a while after crawling away and could not move my legs.
Should have used your imaginary cane.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34467 on: February 11, 2025, 05:57:02 PM »
Should have used your imaginary cane.

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Brian where did this imaginary car wreck happen. Was Shizzo driving?
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34468 on: February 11, 2025, 05:59:24 PM »
I’ve been training with CoC for a while. I can come close to closing the 2.5s.

that's fucking decent mate.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34469 on: February 11, 2025, 06:07:45 PM »
Should have used your imaginary cane.

Its kind of fucked up I was on one yesterday afternoon an evening no idea what happened was just walking around living room and knee twisted just a little. Felt like a rock was in the knee the rest of the day. I had to hobble around and find one in the back of the closet. Luckily better today

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34470 on: February 11, 2025, 06:21:03 PM »
that's fucking decent mate.

Thank you! I’ve always had pretty big forearms and strong grip. I train grip at the gym: lots of farmers walk and wrist curls and reverse and hammer curls.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34471 on: February 11, 2025, 07:38:38 PM »
;D ;D ;D


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Brian where did this imaginary car wreck happen. Was Shizzo driving?
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34472 on: February 11, 2025, 08:59:05 PM »
if I had a bottle of tramadol. I would not take one pill. I do not like sedatives. I am not even into legal indica cannabis. I don't take aspirin or advil. I don't drink water out of plastic. I am basically organic non gmo and you have me blasting black tar heroin for breakfast when you tell the story. The problem is it is my story and for the millionth time there is no tramadol in it or cigarettes you keep insisting I smoke them for some strange reason as well. I tell you what you ghost write my biography screenplay and you can make me a cigarette smoker on the big screen if we split the profits.

The thing with tramadol is that it isn't a sedative, it's a workers drug in a few countries. It's just wonderful, I love it, I wish I had some right now because I'd really need it, for real pain I promise :D I was on oxycodone here for like a month plus, but friends didn't believe me when I said it made me really fucking depressed, definitely no euphoria or even positive feelings. I had both shots and tabs. Tramadol is harder to get than oxy here, talking about a legit script, due to it being so huge on the recreational market right now. I may have to go beg for a script of oxy because being in huge pain is worse than the low mood, though I know the addiction is hell if it happens  :'(

Did you ever use the very heavy THC oils like the "Rick Simpson oil" that they tout for "medicinal" use? Though it's supposed to be made with Indica preferably. One fella you may have seen on professionalmuscle, "LK3", says you need to consume upwards of a pound of high grade weed a month to REALLY get into the medicinal benefits. BTW, from my "research" some say the indica/sativa distinction is mostly artificial and most people don't know wtf they are talking about, it's all hybrids and most don't know what they are getting anyway and the sellers don't know either. I don't know enough to say myself. I like the downer hashish as much as the supposedly upper sativa, have had good workouts on both, not that that happens often.

This will be a too long post, but I want to comment on the cigarettes. Most weed smokers here mix tobacco in joints, otherwise it's too much weed or they say it burns way better with tobacco. But seems rare in the US, all the cool rappers smoke 3 gram blunts, one after the other. :D I use a pipe almost always.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34473 on: February 11, 2025, 10:38:40 PM »
I cant use my right side like yet but I love the plate grip flip idea but that is using my shoulder not just my hand grip

Can we do something left handed? My right is stronger though

Wait I got it. Door frame fingertip pullups. I used to do them all the time. I mean I cant even get my arm fully extended over my head right now but you will need to be able to do fingertip pullups to have any chance. I literally have a mutation in my fingers I can move an extra joint. t really helped with rock climbing and wrestling grip. I can show you the finger thing on video if you dont believe me. I can move my fingers unlike anyone else

Its not just the extra fingertip tendon I also used to weld and washed dishes industrial for years in high school plus lifting my plams are leather mits. I may be white collar but I have serious blue collar hands my grip is great and its not just my forearms my hands are strong.

But flippng a plate sounds fun I will try that tomorrow

Too bad we dont have one of those oversized dumbells with the large grip to separate the men and the boys lets get some godamn darcy stones up in here

hahahahah you can only do 6 regular pull ups FFS

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #34474 on: February 11, 2025, 10:39:44 PM »
Its kind of fucked up I was on one yesterday afternoon an evening no idea what happened was just walking around living room and knee twisted just a little. Felt like a rock was in the knee the rest of the day. I had to hobble around and find one in the back of the closet. Luckily better today

this is the guy who can fuck everyone up he meets... ::)

Sounds a real machine,,,,