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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1725 on: October 23, 2021, 01:01:31 PM »
I was on probation for texting not assault jackass

Who knew texting could get a person charged and placed on probation. Those must have been some really hairy/scary texts. Weren't you also restricted from leaving the state? Does this mean you couldn't 'text' across state lines? How does that work exactly? I'm being serious. I've never been charged with anything nor have I ever been on probation, so enlighten me.

Oh and if it makes you feel any better, I look like shit and I also have not lifted today. So, I won't be boasting about squatting 405 lbs.   

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1726 on: October 23, 2021, 01:02:30 PM »
He can’t keep his stories straight. He’s battling anorexia today so his mind is very foggy from the caloric restriction.

He’s going for the state bench press record for most calories consumed by an anorexic in a single day.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1727 on: October 23, 2021, 01:02:44 PM »


"Would you like to share what was in those texts?"

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1728 on: October 23, 2021, 01:03:37 PM »
He’s going for the state bench press record for most calories consumed by an anorexic in a single day.
...and not shitting any blood during the lift

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1729 on: October 23, 2021, 01:05:40 PM »
...and not shitting any blood during the lift

Yes. He’s getting a special exception as well because of the condition of his knees his lift will be classified as a paralympic record.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1730 on: October 23, 2021, 01:09:06 PM »


"Would you like to share what was in those texts?"

Lol

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1731 on: October 23, 2021, 01:10:24 PM »
Bhanky,

I believe in you.

Show these unbelievers you can do the 405.

Godspeed!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1732 on: October 23, 2021, 01:10:42 PM »
Brian, do you and your current gf share tampons?

If you guys hangout a lot do your cycles sync up?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1733 on: October 23, 2021, 01:11:28 PM »
probation for texting
so the harrassment charge is what you pled guilty to.
So essentially you stalked this chick, threatened her and then beat her up

I see

Im not gonna judge I have the same charges from 1999. And I got probation. So just fuking admit your charges and guilt instead of beating around the bush baldtard
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1734 on: October 23, 2021, 01:13:03 PM »
probation for texting
so the harrassment charge is what you pled guilty to.
So essentially you stalked this chick, threatened her and then beat her up

I see

Im not gonna judge I have the same charges from 1999. And I got probation. So just fuking admit your charges and guilt instead of beating around the bush baldtard

maybe thats what he did to her

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1735 on: October 23, 2021, 01:19:34 PM »
probation for texting
so the harrassment charge is what you pled guilty to.
So essentially you stalked this chick, threatened her and then beat her up

I see

Im not gonna judge I have the same charges from 1999. And I got probation. So just fuking admit your charges and guilt instead of beating around the bush baldtard

I never touched her you fucking asshole I also never threatened her again you don't know what the fuck you are talking about but you did threaten my kid and harass my mother POS

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1736 on: October 23, 2021, 01:24:32 PM »
I never touched her you fucking asshole I also never threatened her again you don't know what the fuck you are talking about but you did threaten my kid and harass my mother POS

So you just texted her repeatedly?

How many texts are considered harassment?

Don’t you have a cps meeting early November?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1737 on: October 23, 2021, 01:30:22 PM »
I never touched her you fucking asshole I also never threatened her again you don't know what the fuck you are talking about but you did threaten my kid and harass my mother POS

ya dude actually you did hit her why do you keep lying to the board? And listen noodles, harrassment via text ONLY comes when there are threats.

Its hilarious how much you lie to cover your charges.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1738 on: October 23, 2021, 01:37:52 PM »
Sorry to interrupt  ;D

10-23-21
Quads,Hamstrings,Calves:
Goblet Squats- 4 X 20,15,1`2,10
Walking Lunges - 4 sets
Romanian Deadlifts - 4 X 12
Calf Raise- 4 X failure plus partial reps at the end of each set

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1739 on: October 23, 2021, 01:38:05 PM »
ya dude actually you did hit her why do you keep lying to the board? And listen noodles, harrassment via text ONLY comes when there are threats.

Its hilarious how much you lie to cover your charges.

Or cover his ass.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1740 on: October 23, 2021, 01:39:01 PM »
Sorry to interrupt  ;D

10-23-21
Quads,Hamstrings,Calves:
Goblet Squats- 4 X 20,15,1`2,10
Walking Lunges - 4 sets
Romanian Deadlifts - 4 X 12
Calf Raise- 4 X failure plus partial reps at the end of each set

You are forgiven.  :)

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1741 on: October 23, 2021, 01:39:16 PM »
ya dude actually you did hit her why do you keep lying to the board? And listen noodles, harrassment via text ONLY comes when there are threats.

Its hilarious how much you lie to cover your charges.

Yikes, if this is true I worry for your son.

Hopefully, you dont take your failing health and failing career frustrations out on him.


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1742 on: October 23, 2021, 01:40:48 PM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1743 on: October 23, 2021, 01:48:32 PM »
How much does Ron pay Bhanky to post?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1744 on: October 23, 2021, 02:35:20 PM »
What are you talking about here? I thought your heaviest bench was 365? Now you’re going for the state record in the 220 class?

I benched 365 for reps when I was 18-19 years old.

Drug free, in a tee shirt and shorts.

I weighed about 204 - 208 lbs.

And I have a full head of hair, never assaulted a woman, and didn’t go on the internet to lie about it.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1745 on: October 23, 2021, 02:36:59 PM »
I benched 365 for reps when I was 18-19 years old.

Drug free, in a tee shirt and shorts.

I weighed about 204 - 208 lbs.

And I have a full head of hair, never assaulted a woman, and didn’t go on the internet to lie about it.

You don't measure up to Bhanky's achievements.

No mention of bjj trophys or free diving or snowboarding or dirt track car racing or moto cross or ailments.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1746 on: October 23, 2021, 02:41:29 PM »
How much does Ron pay Bhanky to post?

A lot. Bhanky has really livened up the place.....with his bragging and his bullshit.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1747 on: October 23, 2021, 02:45:23 PM »
You don't measure up to Bhanky's achievements.

No mention of bjj trophys or free diving or snowboarding or dirt track car racing or moto cross or ailments.

Exotic cat collection as well.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1748 on: October 23, 2021, 02:46:36 PM »
You don't measure up to Bhanky's achievements.

No mention of bjj trophys or free diving or snowboarding or dirt track car racing or moto cross or ailments.

Apparently not.

And my Mom is not carrying on an internet relationship with Josh, so he’s got me beat there too.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #1749 on: October 23, 2021, 03:09:44 PM »
Today I need rest