Wow, this was wrestling champ, BJJ champ, army general and never convicted of a crime.
Also natural.
You forgot 150 foot deep free diver, dirt track racer, snowboard expert, powerboat captain, MMA fighter, 19" neck, 4% bodyfat, Denny's champion eater, exciter of wimmen in restaurants, MBA, CFA, ski area condo owner, Corvette owner, Porche owner, Harley Davidson owner, Million dollar home owner, baby arm size penis owner, private school graduate, 220 lbs, blood pisser, 10 times a day sh*tter, anorexic, throws up every morning, adamantium bolts in knees, knee operations, 405 squatter for reps, 350 bencher, shoulder surgeries, GH hands,...