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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13800 on: October 27, 2022, 12:29:05 PM »
I mean think about it kids on a wrestling team train 2 hours a day for practice some year round not only are they younger and their bodies can better learn mechanics but they also put in so much more time than an adult you will never catch up at your age. Kids start grappling before puberty they are black belts by 15. You could train BJj the rear of your life and I could never step on a mat again you still would have 0 chance of ever out grappling me
Nobody cares about any of this. You know the Bruce Springsteen song Glory Days? That's you. So cool how you wrestled in HS dude

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13801 on: October 27, 2022, 12:49:36 PM »
Bhanky,
What was your batting average in Little League?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13802 on: October 27, 2022, 12:56:32 PM »
I met an owner of the local BJj school at the charity auction and now I have to actually go storm his dojo sometime and whoop his ass once.

Hankins is going to be 0-4 in sweaty man on man combat soon.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13803 on: October 27, 2022, 01:02:17 PM »
Soul Crusher in da cage could be great and all, but he’s no bhanky

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13804 on: October 27, 2022, 01:04:44 PM »
You seem really cranky lately.

hes off steroids and his hormones are all over the place, his test levels are dropping hence the bravado about beating up the BJJ instructor

Wont be long before hes claiming hes 175 due to training for an Ironman Event or such like

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13805 on: October 27, 2022, 01:12:00 PM »
I mean think about it kids on a wrestling team train 2 hours a day for practice some year round not only are they younger and their bodies can better learn mechanics but they also put in so much more time than an adult you will never catch up at your age. Kids start grappling before puberty they are black belts by 15. You could train BJj the rear of your life and I could never step on a mat again you still would have 0 chance of ever out grappling me
Just fuck off prick

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13806 on: October 27, 2022, 01:18:46 PM »
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LOL.   When you train like a BB and barely do anything yes - but not when you train for stamina and endurance and strength like some others do - cough cough cough . . . .

It doesn't matter what kind of shape you are in grappling is like boxing you can't just pick it up in yours 40s and do well

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13807 on: October 27, 2022, 01:19:25 PM »
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Your training is honestly for vanity nothing else.   If you actually trained hard you would not feel that way.

I train to fight monsters that has always been my number 1 priority.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13808 on: October 27, 2022, 01:21:39 PM »
hes off steroids and his hormones are all over the place, his test levels are dropping hence the bravado about beating up the BJJ instructor

Wont be long before hes claiming hes 175 due to training for an Ironman Event or such like

No idea what you are talking about I am 225lbs and single digit bodyfat meanwhile you claim to be 2 weeks out from a contest at 198lbs lets see it exactly. I have dojo stormed half a dozen bjj places over the years a 45 it seems kind of childish but yeah I would destroy the guy if we rolled.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13809 on: October 27, 2022, 01:23:37 PM »
Nobody cares about any of this. You know the Bruce Springsteen song Glory Days? That's you. So cool how you wrestled in HS dude

I wrestled in Europe in my mid 20s the point is a good 17 year old high school wrestler would destroy SC if they grappled

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13810 on: October 27, 2022, 01:26:17 PM »
hes off steroids and his hormones are all over the place, his test levels are dropping hence the bravado about beating up the BJJ instructor

Wont be long before hes claiming hes 175 due to training for an Ironman Event or such like

My upper body hasnt done much but honestly the legs feel better than ever I was just doing light squats but was bouncing off the ground got a real good pump no back pump no soreness all legs didn't even use a belt

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13811 on: October 27, 2022, 01:27:30 PM »
No idea what you are talking about I am 225lbs and single digit bodyfat meanwhile you claim to be 2 weeks out from a contest at 198lbs lets see it exactly. I have dojo stormed half a dozen bjj places over the years a 45 it seems kind of childish but yeah I would destroy the guy if we rolled.

jeez, when you see my photos you will feel so inadequate you wont be able to fuck your girlfriend for a month

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13812 on: October 27, 2022, 01:28:07 PM »
I wrestled in Europe in my mid 20s the point is a good 17 year old high school wrestler would destroy SC if they grappled

LOL - dude honestly - sometimes its good to take a deep breath, be a little humble, put your self ego aside, and not buy into your /our line of BS.

 


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13813 on: October 27, 2022, 01:29:17 PM »
jeez, when you see my photos you will feel so inadequate you wont be able to fuck your girlfriend for a month

There is absolutely no way you have caught up to me none nada 0

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13814 on: October 27, 2022, 01:30:50 PM »
LOL - dude honestly - sometimes its good to take a deep breath, be a little humble, put your self ego aside, and not buy into your /our line of BS.

 

It's not even about me notice I am saying any decent 17 year old wrestler. You can not pick up grappling in your 40s just like you cant become a high level boxer if you start in your 40s. Can you learn some things sure but it take years and I mean years to reach general proficiency

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13815 on: October 27, 2022, 01:31:08 PM »
There is absolutely no way you have caught up to me none nada 0

Fuck me are you going to eat those words... ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13816 on: October 27, 2022, 01:33:59 PM »
Fuck me are you going to eat those words... ;D

I don't care if you starve yourself down to nothing. You don't have the muscle on your frame that I have on mine. There is no fucking way you got it in a couple months

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13817 on: October 27, 2022, 01:35:51 PM »
I don't care if you starve yourself down to nothing. You don't have the muscle on your frame that I have on mine. There is no fucking way you got it in a couple months
Keep talking

I actually look like a bodybuilder, thats something I will always have over you  ;)

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13818 on: October 27, 2022, 01:36:50 PM »
I train to fight monsters that has always been my number 1 priority.

The training:

Flat Bench
2 sets of 30
2 sets of 12
2 sets of 5

The monsters:
Y

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13819 on: October 27, 2022, 01:39:59 PM »
jeez, when you see my photos you will feel so inadequate you wont be able to fuck your girlfriend for a month

I'm sure his girlfriend will be sending you a thank you card

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13820 on: October 27, 2022, 01:43:15 PM »
I have dojo stormed half a dozen bjj places over the years

I was worried that the dame had domesticated you, but we're slowly getting back in top posting shape with things like this.


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13821 on: October 27, 2022, 01:45:58 PM »
But yeah I explained my theory to the local BJJ instructor owner guy and now I think I have to go to his Dojo for a death fight or some such shit which I really didn't want to do but I couldnt just sit there and listen to how this dude thought he was a BJJ instructor when he didnt start grappling until he was an adult. So yeah 2 of the local MMA gyms have owner operators I have to death fight on site now which is annoying as need a place to take my kid. Luckily the local wrestling club is at a church and as long as I praise Jesus I can take my son there to train. They also have a powerlifting club at the church

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13822 on: October 27, 2022, 01:48:59 PM »
But yeah I explained my theory to the local BJJ instructor owner guy and now I think I have to go to his Dojo for a death fight or some such shit which I really didn't want to do but I couldnt just sit there and listen to how this dude thought he was a BJJ instructor when he didnt start grappling until he was an adult. So yeah 2 of the local MMA gyms have owner operators I have to death fight on site now which is annoying as need a place to take my kid. Luckily the local wrestling club is at a church and as long as I praise Jesus I can take my son there to train. They also have a powerlifting club at the church

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hahahaha as if such things exist..

Only in the warped fantasy world of bhanks.

What do they do with the bodies after the matches?
Do they phone the police and show them the waiver they signed and the police just shrug their shoulders and say "well, more fool him"

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13823 on: October 27, 2022, 02:02:21 PM »
hahahaha as if such things exist..

Only in the warped fantasy world of bhanks.

What do they do with the bodies after the matches?
Do they phone the police and show them the waiver they signed and the police just shrug their shoulders and say "well, more fool him"

I also couldn't let it rest after the chariity dinner I sent an email to their website saying I was going to fish hook the guy. Then I actually found my old GI  in the garage and it's like fuck am I really planning to do this. And now of course SC is all showing his stripes. I mean I know I can wrestle it's not like you forget but at the same time do I really want to spend my energy dojo storming? So I asked if I could come to open matts on monday as I don't think I can stand going through a practice but open rolling to show my awesomeness and prove my style maybe one more time? I should be an instructor getting too old to have to whoop ass to prove my technique

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #13824 on: October 27, 2022, 02:02:35 PM »
It's not even about me notice I am saying any decent 17 year old wrestler. You can not pick up grappling in your 40s just like you cant become a high level boxer if you start in your 40s. Can you learn some things sure but it take years and I mean years to reach general proficiency

And?   Life is about constantly learning and pushing yourself.   I'm pushing myself.   I feel great.  I have no illusions of being some BJJ superstar.  I enjoy the ride, enjoy the camaradiere w the guys, and the discipline.