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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17825 on: December 06, 2022, 05:14:53 PM »
Can anyone photoshop this picture onto a beach?

The beach is Brian’s stage. Every argument after loosing has been

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17826 on: December 06, 2022, 05:20:37 PM »
Does Brian have CTE or TBI? The beating he took from Clegg may explain his various perception disorders and psychological impairments he has. Could this also be why his hands shake? Pugilistic Dementia?


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17827 on: December 06, 2022, 05:22:04 PM »
Does Brian have CTE or TBI? The beating he took from Clegg may explain his various perception disorders and psychological impairments he has. Could this also be why his hands shake? Pugilistic Dementia?
Oh shit. Mind blown. Half Truth has CTE, early onset dimensia. You're absolutely right

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17828 on: December 06, 2022, 05:55:31 PM »
Does Brian have CTE or TBI? The beating he took from Clegg may explain his various perception disorders and psychological impairments he has. Could this also be why his hands shake? Pugilistic Dementia?

Wait until he explains how his 25 years of non-stop marijuana use has no effect on his cognitive abilities because it is a natural plant.

He’s a fucking low IQ lying retard. He lies to try to make it look like he’s not a complete loser.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17829 on: December 06, 2022, 06:36:05 PM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17830 on: December 06, 2022, 06:39:10 PM »
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Light day after short rest last day before meet will have an extra day of rest now. Having some digestion issues but still made todays planned lifts

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17831 on: December 06, 2022, 06:40:05 PM »
Rematch has been set.

Brian, what will your excuses be?

My guesses and opening odds on the excuse list are listed below.

1. wrong knee sleeves + 500
2. probation issues + 300
3. no one to drive you to the fight + 100
4. agoraphobia kicks in + 125
5. digestion issues + 200
6. Torn bicep + 600
7. Dehydration cramps from bio identical amphetamines given by maid +1100


Hanky, what will your excuse be?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17832 on: December 06, 2022, 06:47:04 PM »
How much time do you to need prep for the fight?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17833 on: December 06, 2022, 06:55:52 PM »
Damn Hankins, when did you go to Japan? -

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17834 on: December 06, 2022, 06:57:54 PM »
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Light day after short rest last day before meet will have an extra day of rest now. Having some digestion issues but still made todays planned lifts

The meet is Saturday and this is your lifting strategy 4 days out?

Solid.

Also I’d like to point out you’ve been training for this meet for less than a month but already have a new curl specific tank….. maybe youve been secretly training for the competition longer than you’re letting on.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17835 on: December 06, 2022, 07:01:14 PM »
Rematch has set.

Brian, what will your excuses be?

My guesses and opening odds on the excuse list are listed below.

1. wrong knee sleeves + 500
2. probation issues + 300
3. no one to drive you to the fight + 100
4. agoraphobia kicks in + 125
5. digestion issues + 200


Hanky, what will your excuse be?

My money is on bicep injury. Jamie is very lucky this fight isn’t going to happen. His face would look like a veal cutlet.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17836 on: December 06, 2022, 07:01:28 PM »
Rematch has

Oh shit…bLiar is going to need some new excuses.


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17837 on: December 06, 2022, 07:06:44 PM »
The meet is Saturday and this is your lifting strategy 4 days out?

Solid.

Also I’d like to point out you’ve been training for this meet for less than a month but already have a new curl specific tank….. maybe your been secretly training for the competition longer than you’re letting on.


Good catch Dave.

This is the same thing he did with his bodybuilding show.

Said he never competed before but has posing trunks just randomly around the house.


Bullshit Brian caught again

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17838 on: December 06, 2022, 07:20:13 PM »

Light day after short rest last day before meet will have an extra day of rest now. Having some digestion issues but still made todays planned lifts

Ok Brian, you curl on the 10th. Jaime says he's ready by Feb 25, that gives you 77 days / 11 weeks (give or take a few hours) to get ready. Do you accept the fight?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17839 on: December 06, 2022, 07:24:00 PM »
Rematch has been set.

Brian, what will your excuses be?

My guesses and opening odds on the excuse list are listed below.

1. wrong knee sleeves + 500
2. probation issues + 300
3. no one to drive you to the fight + 100
4. agoraphobia kicks in + 125
5. digestion issues + 200


Hanky, what will your excuse be?

Maid's Adderall triggered dehydration cramps

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17840 on: December 06, 2022, 07:45:40 PM »
Only true and real test for baldness, the suction cup?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17841 on: December 06, 2022, 08:10:05 PM »
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17842 on: December 06, 2022, 09:13:32 PM »

Good catch Dave.

This is the same thing he did with his bodybuilding show.

Said he never competed before but has posing trunks just randomly around the house.


Bullshit Brian caught again

He outs himself with this behavior.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17843 on: December 06, 2022, 09:25:17 PM »
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Fuck! Lolololol!

Bhanks mortified that Clegg wants the rematch. Keeled over on the spot in full rigor mortise.

Get him a bodybag! Yeah!




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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17844 on: December 06, 2022, 09:43:28 PM »
No way in hell this rematch happens.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17845 on: December 06, 2022, 09:45:16 PM »
No way in hell this rematch happens.
If it happens, bhanks get some huge props. But no way he does this, he's got far too many excuses.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17846 on: December 07, 2022, 12:54:01 AM »
Bhanky seems like he's faded. After all that talk why is he ignoring the fight date?


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17847 on: December 07, 2022, 02:08:37 AM »
BHANKS shaking in his loafers.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17848 on: December 07, 2022, 02:26:46 AM »
You don’t have a fight just because the guys agree. The promoter has to agree to put on the fight and the commission has to sanction it. Typically they try to put on fights that will sell tickets. Promoters are not in the business of putting 2 45 year old guys on the card and commissions won’t usually sanction guys that age for an amateur fight. I haven’t revived and any invite from a promoter. Is get big going to show up and buy tickets doubtful there isn’t exactly a paying audience demanding this.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #17849 on: December 07, 2022, 02:29:29 AM »
The meet is Saturday and this is your lifting strategy 4 days out?

Solid.

Also I’d like to point out you’ve been training for this meet for less than a month but already have a new curl specific tank….. maybe youve been secretly training for the competition longer than you’re letting on.

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