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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21750 on: January 05, 2023, 03:02:46 PM »
Grandmaster Clegg sending The Message to Bhanks.

The getbig jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How Hanky keeps going under

Broken legs, everywhere
Hanky pissing in his car, you know he just don't care
He can't take the smell, can't take the noise
Girlfriend has no money to move out, she has no choice
Chickens in the front room, Rocky in the back
Clegg in the alley with a baseball bat
Wife tried to get away but she couldn't get far
Cause Hanky trapped his arm between the door and the car

Don't push him
Cause he's close to the edge
He's trying not to grow his head
Ah-huh-huh-huh

The getbig jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How Hanky keeps going under


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21751 on: January 05, 2023, 03:06:15 PM »
Holy F.   Ha ha ha ha.
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The getbig jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How Hanky keeps going under

Broken legs, everywhere
Hanky pissing in his car, you know he just don't care
He can't take the smell, can't take the noise
Girlfriend has no money to move out, she has no choice
Chickens in the front room, Rocky in the back
Clegg in the alley with a baseball bat
Wife tried to get away but she couldn't get far
Cause Hanky trapped his arm between the door and the car

Don't push him
Cause he's close to the edge
He's trying not to grow his head
Ah-huh-huh-huh

The getbig jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How Hanky keeps going under

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21752 on: January 05, 2023, 03:06:53 PM »
Information needed for Local MMA event, that qualifies you for nothing- bloodwork, medical history, training schedule, weight class, pictures.

Information needed for local powerlifting curl event that qualifies you for national events - invite to compete from world record holder, who by coincidence, is remodeling your mothers home.

This is hilarious.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21753 on: January 05, 2023, 03:16:30 PM »
Information needed for Local MMA event, that qualifies you for nothing- bloodwork, medical history, training schedule, weight class, pictures.

Information needed for local powerlifting curl event that qualifies you for national events - invite to compete from world record.


This is hilarious.

Just sign the fucking waiver Hankins

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21754 on: January 05, 2023, 03:35:06 PM »
Just sign the fucking waiver Hankins

He won’t he will make an excuse like the 405 squat.

Wrong knee sleeves
It’s raining outside air pressure tightens the joints
Shitting blood
Throwing up
Anemia
Anorexia
Agoraphobia
Shakes
Crohns
 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21755 on: January 05, 2023, 03:52:12 PM »
Clegg is coming to GB from what I hear.   This is not going to end until the Kumite in Kitty Hawk happens.


He won’t he will make an excuse like the 405 squat.

Wrong knee sleeves
It’s raining outside air pressure tightens the joints
Shitting blood
Throwing up
Anemia
Anorexia
Agoraphobia
Shakes
Crohns

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21756 on: January 05, 2023, 04:31:54 PM »
Only thing Clegg is crippling is the extra serving of gravy
SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21757 on: January 05, 2023, 04:32:59 PM »
Clegg is coming to GB from what I hear.   This is not going to end until the Kumite in Kitty Hawk happens.
  Did Clegg stay in shape or is he a superheavyweight?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21758 on: January 05, 2023, 04:37:36 PM »
  Did Clegg stay in shape or is he a superheavyweight?


If hes 225 you can bet hankins will suddenly weigh 200 and so cant fight him..

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21759 on: January 05, 2023, 05:08:32 PM »
1x50
6x25




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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21760 on: January 05, 2023, 05:17:40 PM »
1x50
6x25
Starting endurance training. The fight is on!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21761 on: January 05, 2023, 05:29:35 PM »
Starting endurance training. The fight is on!

Looking thinner too, surprise fight with Clegg? Perhaps Hankins looking like a coward is a rope-a-dope.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21762 on: January 05, 2023, 05:36:22 PM »
Looking thinner too, surprise fight with Clegg? Perhaps Hankins looking like a coward is a rope-a-dope.
If Hanky gets into shape he can out last Clegg who is likely fatter.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21763 on: January 05, 2023, 05:36:23 PM »
Aint no one above an ass whooping if you want to talk shit you can get your old crippled ass knocked out just like anyone else
Yeah,I`m not the least bit afraid of you weakling.

PUSSY !!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21764 on: January 05, 2023, 05:38:38 PM »
I can't recall the last time I had a twinkie much less a deep fried twinkie not sure I ever have but that sounds kind of good right now
Can you remember the last time you sucked a cock?

PUSSY

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21765 on: January 05, 2023, 05:40:53 PM »
1x50
6x25

Bhanky, your arms are shrinking.

How are you not filling out a large or medium t shirt.

Your right side is completely atrophied

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21766 on: January 05, 2023, 05:44:19 PM »
1x50
6x25
How much weight on the 50 rep set.....115 and 125 for the others?

Your curls are heavier than your half rep squats.

WEAK ASS SHIT TALKING  BITCH !!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21767 on: January 05, 2023, 05:55:48 PM »
1x50
6x25

Why don’t you measure the quads?

Because you photoshop your pictures.

They are 21 inches at best

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21768 on: January 05, 2023, 06:00:18 PM »
Looking thinner too, surprise fight with Clegg? Perhaps Hankins looking like a coward is a rope-a-dope.

Bj penn "Just Scrap" shirt can't be a coincidence

Bhanks doing it Dorian "The Shadow" style, but quietly signalling to the getbig brethren that it is indeed Game On


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21769 on: January 05, 2023, 06:04:35 PM »
Clegg is coming to GB from what I hear.   This is not going to end until the Kumite in Kitty Hawk happens.



Bravo, Sir.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21770 on: January 05, 2023, 06:06:28 PM »
Bj penn "Just Scrap" shirt can't be a coincidence

Bhanks doing it Dorian "The Shadow" style, but quietly signalling to the getbig brethren that it is indeed Game On
He'll be wrestling 4 heavyweights at the local college in a circuit, and practicing his kickboxing. This is a Rocky story.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21771 on: January 05, 2023, 06:13:54 PM »
I’m just hoping bhanks does not puke on himself before he gets in the rink.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21772 on: January 05, 2023, 06:22:08 PM »
The getbig jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How Hanky keeps going under

Broken legs, everywhere
Hanky pissing in his car, you know he just don't care
He can't take the smell, can't take the noise
Girlfriend has no money to move out, she has no choice
Chickens in the front room, Rocky in the back
Clegg in the alley with a baseball bat
Wife tried to get away but she couldn't get far
Cause Hanky trapped his arm between the door and the car

Don't push him
Cause he's close to the edge
He's trying not to grow his head
Ah-huh-huh-huh

The getbig jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How Hanky keeps going under


;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21773 on: January 05, 2023, 06:25:17 PM »
Again I am willing to fight any get bigger willing to fuck around and find out don’t even need a promoter just come on down to my the beach put some gloves on and see what happens.
Worst tough guy ever. ::)
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #21774 on: January 05, 2023, 06:25:40 PM »
The Kumite in Kitty Hawk
Brilliant !!  LOL  :D