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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25425 on: February 01, 2023, 08:06:47 AM »
You wouldn’t say shit to me in real life stop it

I don’t look scary I am scary there is a big difference

BHANKS, what makes you scary?
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25426 on: February 01, 2023, 08:11:31 AM »
BHANKS, what makes you scary?

His voice drops several octaves similar to Christian Bale in Dark knight when he is angry.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25427 on: February 01, 2023, 08:15:05 AM »
His voice drops several octaves similar to Christian Bale in Dark knight when he is angry.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25428 on: February 01, 2023, 08:16:37 AM »
BHANKS, what makes you scary?

The ability to shit and puke himself on demand.   Imagine thats like some Avengers level stuff.   Some person bothering him in public over whatever - boom - vomits out the cobbler like nothing on said person.   

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25429 on: February 01, 2023, 08:24:06 AM »
The crazy thing about Hanky is he is the one who tells us he's got every medical problem under the sun, can't do stairs, is basically a very unwell man and fragile.
Then wonders why people question his training and boasting of being tough and scary, it comes across laughable
 
BHANKS, what makes you scary?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25430 on: February 01, 2023, 08:42:35 AM »
BHANKS has said that he has sat across from serial killers who were frightened of him. They sensed that he had a certain vibe about him and knew not to mess with him.

This surely makes him very scary!
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25431 on: February 01, 2023, 08:46:01 AM »
Yea i remember that, i wonder what the situation was to be sat amongst such men
BHANKS has said that he has sat across from serial killers who were frightened of him. They sensed that he had a certain vibe about him and knew not to mess with him.

This surely makes him very scary!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25432 on: February 01, 2023, 08:53:02 AM »
Yea i remember that, i wonder what the situation was to be sat amongst such men


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25433 on: February 01, 2023, 08:56:31 AM »
Lots of people do it including the trainer at the gym they just do it when locker room is empty anyway it was really kind of funny

How do you know other people do it if they only do it when the rooms empty?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25434 on: February 01, 2023, 08:57:48 AM »
Comb over full or not it’s a head of hair not bald
wig or not, its a head of hair

Thats pretty much the same logic

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25435 on: February 01, 2023, 09:01:55 AM »
The ability to shit and puke himself on demand.   Imagine thats like some Avengers level stuff.   Some person bothering him in public over whatever - boom - vomits out the cobbler like nothing on said person.   

Haha. Wasn’t peewee Herman a superhero that farted on people?  Can’t remember the show if it did happen

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25436 on: February 01, 2023, 09:04:39 AM »
Haha. Wasn’t peewee Herman a superhero that farted on people?  Can’t remember the show if it did happen

I thought of a superpower where you could make people shit their pants by pointing at them

I thought it through to the point where the police would turn up in nappies/diapers to arrest me.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25437 on: February 01, 2023, 09:09:58 AM »
You wouldn’t say shit to me in real life stop it

I don’t look scary I am scary there is a big difference

You aren't.  Knock it off with the posturing you frail bitch

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25438 on: February 01, 2023, 09:11:47 AM »
You aren't.  Knock it off with the posturing you frail bitch

one swift kick to his knee and it would be all over

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25439 on: February 01, 2023, 09:13:39 AM »
I thought of a superpower where you could make people shit their pants by pointing at them

I thought it through to the point where the police would turn up in nappies/diapers to arrest me.

  Haha.  They’d probably produce it these days. 


Mystery Men is the one I had heard of. Google

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25440 on: February 01, 2023, 09:13:52 AM »
BHANKS has said that he has sat across from serial killers who were frightened of him. They sensed that he had a certain vibe about him and knew not to mess with him.

This surely makes him very scary!

They had 'gay-dar'....plain and simple

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25441 on: February 01, 2023, 09:26:50 AM »
You can't squat 225x15 or 365 without blowing out a bicep....you know, I know it, the whole board knows it.

You can't snatch 200lbs.  The snatch is one of the most technical lifts there is.  Strength, skill, mobility, and speed.  All of which you are lacking.


90kg Snatch !!  That's a very decent lift more so if your not an Olympic style weightlifter.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25442 on: February 01, 2023, 09:33:01 AM »
wig or not, its a head of hair

Thats pretty much the same logic

But It’s not a wig so it’s not the same logic it’s my actual hair and it’s not a comb over either I have full coverage it’s just thin and blond but anyway you cut it I am not bald

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25443 on: February 01, 2023, 09:43:11 AM »
But It’s not a wig so it’s not the same logic it’s my actual hair and it’s not a comb over either I have full coverage it’s just thin and blond but anyway you cut it I am not bald

its a fucking comb over FFS its left to right

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25444 on: February 01, 2023, 09:43:57 AM »
But It’s not a wig so it’s not the same logic it’s my actual hair and it’s not a comb over either I have full coverage it’s just thin and blond but anyway you cut it I am not bald

Pretty sure if its cut with clippers you can make it bald.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25445 on: February 01, 2023, 09:44:12 AM »
Alot of people were afraid of what they saw when Clegg  brutalized Bhanks. It was horrifying.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25446 on: February 01, 2023, 09:51:18 AM »
But It’s not a wig so it’s not the same logic it’s my actual hair and it’s not a comb over either I have full coverage it’s just thin and blond but anyway you cut it I am not bald

So why do you refuse to post the top/back of your head?


You like to twist the wording. You have a comb over

a sane person wouldn't walk by you and say "boy, thats a fine head of hair"

Most sane people would walk by and say " Boy, that is one sorry sack hanging to scraps"

This is bald..

Yes you have hair on the sides and nothing on the top/crown

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25447 on: February 01, 2023, 09:52:56 AM »
its a fucking comb over FFS its left to right





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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25448 on: February 01, 2023, 09:59:36 AM »

90kg Snatch !!  That's a very decent lift more so if your not an Olympic style weightlifter.

Yeah, but my clean is shitty.  HATE that front rack position.  I would love to get a 100kg snatch....probably not gonna happen at my age. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #25449 on: February 01, 2023, 10:01:00 AM »


The eyes of someone who is a scared little boy on the inside and is compensation BIG TIME by all the bullshit he says and does.

No chance in hell you're a tough guy.