bhank's Boss: Hey Bri sorry to distract you, I know it's tricky to focus with your ADD but do you think you can finish all remaining accounts by the end of today?
bhank: Yea will do my contest is coming up I need to keep eating 4100 calories otherwise I will shrink also I had two bloody shits today already its messing up with my anemia damnit where the hell is my anadrol
bhank's Boss: Ehm.. ok. We do need at least that defense account sorted out as it might compromise our relationship with our supplier. I'd appreciate if you can give an update on progress ASAP.
bhank: I mean those bitches photoshop my pictures all day long what the hell is wrong with them wes even told me I look like a swimmer rambone posted a picture crashing me but his arms are like 16 inch max hahaha I crash him oh wait a minute I feel another shit coming up
bhank's Boss: Brian, I don't think you understand. I need a progress report ASAP. The defense account was due two days ago. Let me repeat, this is bad for our relationship with our supplier.
bhank: Yea, no problem but those guys still say I have a 44 inch gut meanwhile here I am shitting my guts out, how can I have a 44 inch gut with no food in the stomach do you think all this hgh I took fucked me up or something damn and I was hoping to win the contest in nine dyas what the fuck I think I'll go on a two day water fast
bhank's Boss: Brian, you're not listening. Your performance has really gone downhill in the last month. I have raised this with you repeatedly.
bhank: I will look so awesome in my new posing trunks meanwhile I need to do something about my legs right now I am sitting on 202.5 pounds on contest day I will be so ripped I will shoow those bitches at Getbig fucking pussy ass bitches
bhank's Boss: I am scheduling a call with HR.
bhank: fucking pussy ass bitches
Zoom call ends.