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tom joad

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WYHI
« on: November 07, 2021, 09:01:24 AM »
Raquel Welch at 81



at least for the story ... you could say that you banged Raquel Welch!
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: WYHI
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2021, 09:37:55 AM »
Not at 81. I wouldn't have sex with anyone that old no matter how they look.
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tom joad

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Re: WYHI
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2021, 10:08:17 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on November 07, 2021, 09:37:55 AM
Not at 81. I wouldn't have sex with anyone that old no matter how they look.

what's the oldest dame you'd go?
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2021, 10:13:11 AM »
Quote from: tom joad on November 07, 2021, 10:08:17 AM
what's the oldest dame you'd go?
40.....maybe. After 35 women go downhill fast.
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2021, 10:19:10 AM »
I would, yes. Absolutely.
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Taffin

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Re: WYHI
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2021, 10:44:29 AM »
With the right chemical assistance, and a dab of lube... sure, why not
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2021, 10:47:31 AM »
That’s a big FUCK NO.
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2021, 11:06:51 AM »
Quote from: robcguns on November 07, 2021, 10:47:31 AM
That’s a big FUCK NO.

 God hates a coward
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2021, 11:08:38 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on November 07, 2021, 09:37:55 AM
Not at 81. I wouldn't have sex with anyone that old no matter how they look.

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Re: WYHI
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2021, 05:57:17 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on November 07, 2021, 09:37:55 AM
Not at 81. I wouldn't have sex with anyone that old no matter how they look.

What if you picked the scabs first. Would you then?
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: WYHI
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2021, 02:35:51 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on November 07, 2021, 10:44:29 AM
With the right chemical assistance, and a dab of lube... sure, why not
A dab of lube? Try a gallon jug. Also would need to turn off the lights so you don't see the stretch marks, cellulite and saggy tits to the waist. :-\
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2021, 03:04:40 AM »
No.
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IroNat

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Re: WYHI
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2021, 03:39:11 AM »
Getbiggers only date 11s.
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Taffin

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Re: WYHI
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2021, 03:58:43 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on November 08, 2021, 02:35:51 AM
A dab of lube? Try a gallon jug. Also would need to turn off the lights so you don't see the stretch marks, cellulite and saggy tits to the waist. :-\

True

And make sure the wind is in the right direction ;D


Quote from: IroNat on November 08, 2021, 03:39:11 AM
Getbiggers only date 11s.

That's OK, she's an 18...

...Stone, that is (UK joke) ;D
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tom joad

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Re: WYHI
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2021, 04:05:57 AM »
maybe you guys don't like tig ol' bitties?

https://images.app.goo.gl/NYMQD95uUEp2pCNr9
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AbrahamG

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Re: WYHI
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2021, 09:13:12 AM »
I'd titty bang her 100%. A little lube or a good spit shine and I'm sure I'd go full Monty.
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2021, 10:04:41 AM »
Quote from: a_pupil on November 08, 2021, 09:15:19 AM
Hottest piece of tail in the nursing home

I was going to make a brutal Alzheimers joke here but totally pussied out
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2021, 10:42:35 AM »
Might as well throw a 94 year old Gina Lollobrigida in here you sick asses.

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Re: WYHI
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2021, 10:55:28 AM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on November 08, 2021, 09:13:12 AM
I'd titty bang her 100%. A little lube or a good spit shine and I'm sure I'd go full Monty.

I think titty banging her might work if she were standing and you were on your knees.
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2021, 11:47:23 AM »
Quote from: GymnJuice on November 08, 2021, 10:55:28 AM
I think titty banging her might work if she were standing and you were on your knees.

Lol.
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2021, 01:33:11 PM »
Thinking...   Thinking...
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2021, 02:28:13 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on November 08, 2021, 10:04:41 AM
I was going to make a brutal Alzheimers joke here but totally pussied out
Let us have it.
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2021, 02:31:53 AM »
I`d lick the cobwebs out of her asshole !!  LOL  ;D
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2021, 03:01:41 AM »
Quote from: wes on November 09, 2021, 02:31:53 AM
I`d lick the cobwebs out of her asshole !!  LOL  ;D
Even spiders won't go in there.
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Re: WYHI
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2021, 03:08:57 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on November 09, 2021, 03:01:41 AM
Even spiders won't go in there.
How do you know?
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