What is with you and measurements? 5'6.344"! :/
Same said for those goddamned brackets. Did they not offer grammar classes at your Alma mater?
I like you, Matt, but if you're aware of your autism as you say you are, you can do something about it.
I copied the square brackets from an Ironage Getbigger.
He was from the UK, but I don't think square brackets are standard there.
I think they made his posts unique.
Regarding autism, it is important to keep it check. In other words - don't INDULGE IN IT.
I forget this sometimes.
However, I think the problem here is my long posts - I type EXTREMELY fast, and my posts get long very fast.
As for the measurements - I have a thing for numbers and dates, etc.
So it derives from that.
As for Ron Jeremy's penis dimensions and particulars:
In 2003, a bio-pic about Ron called "Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy" was released, and I ordered it from Amazon.
That's where he mentioned the bit about being able to suck his own penis, and it being 9.75", and that's how I remembered.
Ron Jeremy was sort of a mainstream fellar before the rape charges, and I thought it was relatable to this post.
I mean...presumably to suck your own dick, it would need to be massive, in order to reach it, right?
And yeah - I just have this thing for numbers, dates, years of birth and birthdays, etc.
I wish I could keep my posts shorter. It's the one bit of board etiquette that I wish I could get a grip on.
