Not sure what The Scott & others have against Vince B, but I can assure you that Vince is utterly & completely heterosexual.
Apolgies to Monty Python. Not very good as it is very extemporaneous...'n' sheit.
He's Vince of the Round Table.
He whines whene'er he's able.
He does his thing, he'll dance and sing
With flotsame what's impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat hamjam and flotsam a lot.
He's Vince of the Round Table.
His words they are formidable
And many times in trying rhymes
That are quite full of syllables.
He's white knight when he feels he's right.
And wears his manties whitey tight.
With words he fancies that he's capable,
More like a large round table now.
With fat Vince G. as his la-dee he's Aussie's own Clark Gable wow.
It's a busy life down under yes.
And Vince B. does his level best.
To right the wrongs, in Lamé thong.
And patenting stuff he'll pass the test!